Big Brother Craze

It’s more of the same in the Big Brother House. We came back to a giggly cuddly session in the HOH room as Jordan and Jeff settled in for a Sunday nap. There was a brief bit of talk, bashing Russell, and saying that if Michele didn’t go their way with the vote, she’s next out. They also agree they HAVE o win everything, otherwise one of them is out.

Meanwhile, downstairs, during a marathon game of War, Natalie and Kevin continue to scheme about getting Jeff out next week. It was even said that if they don’t beat Michele or Jordan, that they don’t deserve to be there.

Heh.heh.heh.

Natalie says she wants to start moving things around in the house, hiding deocrations in places that no one uses, because it’ll make them focus on things missing instead of what HOH might really be, or the Memory wall, or something like that. They wish they could fastforward to the POV ceremony today, continue their game until Kevin is called to the DR.

6:47 – All cams on Jeff and Jordan sleeping in the HOH. Awwwwwww. ain’t they cute.

6:50 – Russell to the DR.

DR BLEED!
Russell: hey. how’s it goin.
(DR): Hectic. Try to get a show together
Russell: is that what your doing? Well, you guys do a great job…

Currently – Kevin and natalie are comparing notes on what Lydia said, and Jessie, so on and so forth – which is mostly Lydia bashing.

Natalie: Lydia told us about the chess thing, and she told us everything, but blamed it all on you. Said she was just there to gather information on us.

Natalie: you know, we don’t just make this shit up…
–Lessa: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Natalie; Lydia was telling us things..
Kevin: i’m just glad he’s gone.
Natalie: i’m glad Lydia’s gone
Kevin: I knew when it got back to me, not only was Lydia talking, she was giving warped information. all I said was pawn, king and queen. I was lik oh, well, now I kow I can’t tell Lydia anything.
Natalie; that’s how all the beef between you guys started – how could we not believe it? it came from your best friend. You can’t doubt that information, you know?
Kevin: I can see why she’d throw it on me..
Natalie: why would she even bring it up?
Kevin: Jessie asked her and brought it up to her – she said Jessie said that the whole incident was that I was doing all of it. I would never do that, and the conversation was squashed, then I found out she threw me under the bus, and it made sense. It was when you came up to me.
Natalie; i even told you – you’d be surprised who told me.
Kevin: I knew before those clues even. Then Jessie tried to do it to me. Just because you say dadadad Right? if I agree it doens’t mean I’m throwing someone under the bus…

More of the same.
Outside – Michele is getting ready for a workout, Russell’s on the patio.

Michele: I think It’s going to be a braden workout.
Russell: the worst thing is that it’s impossible to sleep, can’t sleep when you’re paranoid. I haven’t slept in like a week and a half. I swear if something happens tomorrow?
Michele; I know. I’m goin to run from the explosion.
Russell: Because then it’ll be a done deal, you know? lost cause.

Jordan joins Michele for a workout, Russ is on the patio watching, Jeff is upstairs listening to his CD, and Kevin/Natalie debate the finer points of Jessie. They haven’t found any “fine” points.

Kevin: that’s bullshit, that bullshit he threw at me? There was just bigger targets, not because he was showing me anything. it had nothing to do with me.
Natalie: I don’t want to talk about this anymore.
–Lessa: thank god. And of course you don’t – because you can’t make kevin admit that Jessie is a god among men. *smirk*

7:27 Hearing that Jeff isn’t asleep – Natalie and Kevin go upstairs to talk.
Natalie; we wer elike can we go up there? We didn’t Russell to be you know, whatever, so he couldn’t see us so we cam up here.

And here comes Russell. *L*
Natalie; can’t catch a break!

Russell: oh, didn’t know anyone was in here, I was gonna see if I could listen to your CD.
Jeff: yeah, come on in!

They talk about smores, making tuna, etc.

Natalie: Damn, Im a fatass! 113!
Jeff: yeah. you’re huge.

Natalie: Jordan’s got all her bath stuff laid out..
Jeff: dude, this is Jordan’s room. There’s tampons all over and everything.

Natalie/Kevin head downstairs, Jeff heads to the shower, Russell’s still listening to the CD.

8:10 – Around the house, Natalie’s making her tuna concoction with kevin helping, Jeff is watching the girls work out, and Russell was up in the HOH room, but is now on the patio too. There’s been very little game conversation, some flirty conversation between jeff and jordan,

8:45 – Jeff/Russell are chatting off camera. Natalie and Kevin are playing pool. Trash talk ensues – as does a little bit of Kevin booty shaking, as he tries to distract Natalie from her shots.

That’s the extent of the excitement, currently. Heh.

8:52 ALCOHOL! – ok, just a bottle of wine. Which makes sense as Jeff is likely the only one who will drink it. And Jordan. Maybe some ‘bad decisions’ on the horizon?

9:28
Kevin: I just think we should tone it down a notch
Natalie; I don’t think I’m doing anything..
–Lessa: you never do. heh.
Kevin: I’m just looking at that, and it’s so over the top you know? Doesn’t matter, it’s tomorrow. Just, whatever you do, don’t be caught with him alone.
Natalie; yeah, I know.

9:51 – They’re waiting to play poker – Kevin and Natalie are playing wiht michele at the moment, practicing for when Jeff is ready to play. natalie’s giving them pointers. On the patio, Jeff and Jordan are discussing things they’ve counted in the house.

Jeff goes in to play poker, Jordan head to the Hammock for some alone time.

10:20 – The poker game continues.

10:35 – Michele joins Jordan on the hammock.
Michele: i lost at pokr. I’m the suckiest poker player ever. You lost? Oh no!
(Jeff came out for a smoke)
Jeff: Yeah, Natalie’s good.

Inside: Natalie/Kevin continue playing.

Jordan: i was gonna go in the green room, but Russell was in there.
Michele: he listens. He lays in there and listens to the kitchen.
Jordan: JEFF! You getting tipsy?
Jeff: yeah!
Jordan: gonna have some fun tonight?
Jeff: gonna be an octopus with 8 hands up there tonight!

Michele goes to the Patio.
Jeff: come over here and
Michele: sorry I yelled at you
Jeff: just trying to help you out.

Michele: I know things have been weird this week? And your fed up with the chatter and all. I know you have a decision to make about the veto – and the more I think about it, it doesn’t benefit us at all to have him around. I understand what’s best for you, is still best for me too.

Jeff: What’s your best scenario?I don’t know yet what I’m gonna do. What’s you’re perfect world.
Michele: Us three. Without Russell. I would like to have people in the game that I know I can beat.
Jeff: so you think Russell out is the best move?
Michele: I don’t know – he does things that make me.. you know? He doesn’t talk strategy, which makes me think he’s not on my team.
Jeff: I didn’t know you had a team
Michele: my fake team
Jeff: how fake is it
Michele: how fake do you want it to be? No dude, that’s what I’m saying.
Jeff: I thought I had a final three – and I want to be able to trust. We had a final four and there were no conclusions over there. I mean, do I stick to the final four and get rid of them? But I don’t play for HOH next week. That makes me worry.
Michele: I don’t have anything cooking – but I don’t know what’s in his head.
Jeff: so if I send one of them home, no…

Russell joins. Jeff and Michele go back inside, and then russell changes into his sweats and goes back again. Jordan’s asleep on the hammock.

Kevin: My dad actually took me to the theater to see Care Bears. It shows me how much he really loved me. I begged, pleaaaase…
Jeff: And now they’re mad at you for being gay? So it was the experience that made it your favorite movie.. not the movie
Kevin: yeah, but then again it’s the fucking Care Bears! And there’s care bear cousins?
Jeff: Oh my god. How about a real movie?

They deal up the cards again. Outside, Jordan smiles in her sleep. Natalie bluffed all the way to the River, then hits it lucky, Kevin thinks she’s bluffing, they go all in, Kevin loses.

NAtalie raises to 8, just to ‘spice it up’ before she even sees her cards, forcing Michele all in. Michele wins.
Natalie: OHHHHHHHH! I’m getting my butt kicked!
Jeff: shouldn’t get too cocky!

They raise the ante – 3/6.
They raise it 4/8. And now 5/10.
Michele’s out. Kevin watches. Jordan counts things in the green room. Russell is eating slop.

Natalie wins again! Jeff has her divy it all up again, and Jordan’s going to team up with Michele so that they can play together -Jordan’s never played before.

Jeff goes out for a smoke – they chat for a moment
Russell: if you have any questions you know? I know shit gets twisted, so just come up and ask me.
Jeff: nothing’s twisted man, believe me.
Russell: yeah, you know, I heard her say that she knew the vote for laura to stay? And pointed to the room, saying it was me. IT wasn’t me, it was Casey.
–Lessa: no, dude. It was NATALIE.

Jeff: casey was close with Laura? I didn’t know that, I thought I was close with Casey, but I didn’t know you and he were so close.
Russell: i think he liked me and you the best, you know?
Jeff: yeah, we always talked about shutting down Jessie.
Russ: I think he was doing a good job of keping things separated…
Jeff: but he was getting buried by everyone
Russ: yeah, so I just wanted to tell yo up front, you know, come to me.
Jeff: i ain’t got no questions. what people say don’t matter. There’s nothin new. An’ they don’t talk game.
Russ: smoker wupped my ass again! Ad the competition!
Jeff: dude, these things are fuckin luck, man…
Russ; did you say that up at the top? Smoker wins and the guy on the elliptical..
Jeff: I didn’t say that – OH! That was Kevin, he said he felt like he was a smoker, he was gonna pass out. When I get outa here, I’m done smokin.
Russ; dude, I haven’t slept at night for like a week and a half.

He convinces Russell to play. They go in to find out they’re gonna play bullshit for a while first.

Laughter returns – bullshit with much giggling, and cheering when Jordan manages to call bullshit and being correct. Opening a new top post for the late lateshow!

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