Big Brother Craze

Soooo – We’ve been on fishes for a while, since 1:19 BB Time. At first it was Natalie talking about a friend – and we know she’s capable of talking a lot… but still….

It’s currently 1:45 in the BB house – and when they houseguests woke up this morning, they were no longer on lockdown, but they WERE buried in ants in the kitchen. Jeff and Michele went in armed with chemicals and did some serious damage control. Jordan was pretty squicked out about it too, but jumps in to help.

When Kevin appeared for a bit, Jeff asked if they could go talk in a little bit, and Kevin said yes (of course). Jeff and Jordan had a chat outside, and Jordan told him about the quick talk she had with Michele last night, about how the one of them off the block needs to win POV, save one of them, than they can vote Natalie out – thus all three of them survivor. Jeff seems to think that Natalie would keep him over Michele (that sound was Lessa’s head hitting the desk) – he plans to put it into Kevin’s head that Michele is the strongest player, not himself.

They also say that they won’t save Michele, even if they have the chance. (And again.) They do realize they have to win everything though, from here on out.

Jordan: Michele is so “iffy” she’s like a basket case now.
Jeff: Yeah, she should have been gone week 1, she’s lucky to have made it this far.

Michele joins, and she tells them both that they all still have a shot, and thanks Jeff for letting her know about the hole in the cup. “Yay, Jeff doesn’t hate me!”

Indoor lockdown was called at 10:58… They speculate that they’ll get a luxury competition, again. Michele and Kevin chatted at the table about the ants, Russell, generalities, then a little about upcoming comps. MIchele stressed that he should do what’s best for him – and how Natalie gave everyone her commentary on each person’s best/worst. Jordan comes through, and the conversation is back to ants.

Jeff and Jordan cuddled in the green room a bit. Jordan isn’t her happy go lucky self this morning, and Jeff is pretty worried and aggitated as well. When Jeff finally went upstairs – Kevin had the headphones on and didn’t hear him, so didn’t answer. Jeff looked at the camera: “Wow. I lost.”

But no one answered “it hurts” for him. heh.

More general talk all around, Jeff taught Natalie how to play solitaire, and it’s 2:00 – and still fish.

Things that make ya go hmmmmmmmm….

And we’re finally back at 2:42!
Kevin: whoever got the most amount of money – there is a downside..
Jeff: are you SERiOUS?
Kevin: yah, so pack you bags…
Natalie: he’s fucking with us! They said whoever you’d get a check at the end.
Jordan: I didn’t know we’d get to keep it at first – I thought there was a catch..
Natalie: I was yelling for you guys…
Jordan: they were like go get Kevin! so I was like KEVIN!
Natalie: so it’s 10k through the house?

Kevin: i thought every HOH got it… there’s a whole nother room up there!
Jordan: how much did you grab?
Kevin: there was tons of money all over!
Jeff: I was grabbing and stuffing it in my pants!

Jeff: and what are you supposed to do
Jordan: stay positive
Jeff: and
Jordan: go 100%..
Jeff: so if you see money from the sky, are you gonna just say oh, i won’t grab it
Jordan: I thought they were fake but I grabbed like 6 of them…
Kevin: they told me, once you go in, you’re choice is final. I was like omg, I’m gonna be fucked…I saw the box and I was like OMGOMGOMG there’s gonna be spiders in there, and I barely stuck my hand in – someone grabbed it and pulled it down..
Jordan: did you scream?!
Kevin: I screamed like a little bitch!
Jeff: she said I had to find the key, and I had to get as much, and she was like right there, and Natalie was being selfish, I get up there and I heard you “Jeff you gotta” and I yelled at her I thought you said it was locked and she said there was nothing to do with it!
Jordan: so they said you could choose?
Kevin: yeah, I didn’t know it was 10k, it could be either good or bad… so I didn’t know.

Kevin: so we all got something now.
Michele: yeah!

Kevin: it looked AMAZING on camera.
Jeff; then she was like look on the money, there’s clues – she was throwing up wrong shit man. Then I was like what’s upstairs? And she said it was locked.. they didn’t tell her not to say anything

Kevin: they were talking to me, at first I was like hell yeah, I’m bent over hand cuffed and normally I would love it – then it said you had to find the key, so I tried… I was like Jordan just go just go! and they were all is that the loudest you could laugh…
Jeff: what a snake – she kept telling us wrong information.
Natalie: I can’t talk about it, I just got in trouble
Jeff: because you LIED
Natalie: no I didn’t. Was there a time limit? So how much did we all get.. was that an extra 10k?
Kevin: no, it was the 10k. The only way to get it was to unlock pandora’s box.
Natalie: there was 10k out there? I didn’t know there was all that.
Jordan: i hope I at least have 1000. I just kept shoving it in my bra..

Kevin: now you got me thinking- Pandora’s box can’t ever be closed…
Jeff: Something’s up! KEvin…. you know somethin…
Kevin: if I did, squirmmm.
Jeff: dammit, something’s up – and Natalie knows too… something’s up!
Kevin: i think so – but it wouldn’t negative..
Jeff: I found the fuckin’ key!
Kevin: maybe you’re safe…
Jeff: I found the key! Something’s up. That’s it, I lost. What is it.
Kevin: we all choose greed.
Jeff: we’re all screwed….
Jordan: it’s closing back down!!!
Jeff: ooooooh snap… Pandora’s box, can’t be closing…
Natalie; ooooooh! Remember julie said no have nots, but still surprises… it could be consequenses…
Jeff: maybe we’re just paranoid!
Natalie: I don’t care, I’d still rather have the money. I didn’t unlock you, so. It could have just been good – money. I think we’re reading into it. We’re fine.
Jordan: why did they shut down again? There’s nothing out there… I think there’s more…

Jordan: you were in the secret room? What did it look like?!
Kevin: it was all gold..

Jeff found money in the backround.

Kevin: that whole room was set up with Mirrors, like they used it for something.
Jeff: I didn’t look around – you were tripping me out.
Natalie; you were all
Jeff: why did you yell at me to go up there!
Natalie: I swear on my life I saw a guy up there…
Jeff: You knew something! why you smiling?
Natalie; I swear on my life I didn’t know anything! I know nothign! I swear on this game, on everything! Who cares if something happens, I prefer the money anyway, don’t you?!
Jordan: consequences…
Natalie: maybe the greed.. pandora’s boxes can be good or bad!
Kevin: there’s always a bad – we haven’t experienced bad yet
Natalie; you were locked..
Kevin: that unlocked the money and the ability to choose greed…
Jeff: FUCK he knows something!
Natalie; I don’t think he knows anything…
Jeff: i think so! I asked if we should pack our bags and he got all flustered!
Natalie: and he kept saying I knew something –
Jeff: you kept pointing me in the wrong direction! you couldn’t find the key and I found it in one minute? You know something!
Natalie: I swear on our friendship, this game, I know nothing
Jeff: telling me the door was locked… pandora’s box was locked… I went in there and he was stuck in the box… and he’s all JEFF! you have to find the KEY! And Natalie was right there… so I thought she’d done something and then she was like do’t read that!
Natalie: that was true! That clue was for Kevin
Jeff: you told me it was locked and I was like everything she tells me is a lie!

Natalie: I was the first one outside, and I was yelling for everyone – then Jeff got JOrdan, and so I came in to get a bag, and I’m yelling KEVIN at the top of my lungs, and I knew that he could hear me, something’s going on, so I went to get more money, so I went upstairs and you weren’t in there, then you (kevin) started yelling, and then I asked about the clue, and you said it was for you, and so I went to get more money, then came back to look for the key
Jeff: why were you like let’s split it..
Natalie: i was gonna look for the ky for the house – but that meant I wouldn’t get any money, so I was like let’s be fair, I look for the key, you give me some money, since I looked for the key, then they said no..
Jeff: so I was like she knows something, couldn’t figure it out…
Natalie: you couldn’t keep the money unless you opened the box – but I didn’t know the whole story. i told you everythin I knew! You wouldn’t listen!
Jeff: you told me the door was locked, then it wasn’t – so how am I supposed to believe anything you said
Natalie; but I wasn’t lying to you JEFF. That’s what I’m trying to TELL you
Jeff: so now I know, but.
Kevin: I heard people in the room…
Natalie: I saw a production guy, JEff, locking the room. He went through the back door there. Eveyrone always thinks I’m lying.
Jeff: because you made it shady…
Natalie; do you get it now though?!
Jeff: Yeah, but when you told me the room was locked and it wasn’t – everything else..

Kevin: it said I could chose – (something) or something for the whole house, positive or negative.

Jeff: everywhere I went Natalie was right there! I’d look somewhere and she’d be like I already looked up there!
Natalie: I did! You were making me mad!
Jeff: You wer emaking me mad! You lied to me then..
Ntalie; I DIDN’T LIE!
Jeff: you know what I’m sain…

3:15 – Kevin to the DR
Jordan: oooooooooh there’s MORE!
Jeff: what’s in the yard kevin!
JOrdan; do you know something?!

Kevin just smiles and goes…

Jordan: LISTEN! there’s gonna be something else out there. There’s something else! YOU KNOW YOU KNOW!
Natalie: I DOn’T KNOW! Production! Tell them I don’t know nothing!
Jeff: YOU KNOW TOO!
Michele: I don’t know anything!
Jeff: do you not remember?!
Natalie: she doesn’t remember!
Jeff: i just said that!
Natalie: noo! I don’t know anything you guys!

Jeff: why didn’t you find that key?
Natalie; who’s gonna look behind a pillow?!
–Lessa: uuuuuuuuuuuh. everyone? *L*

Jordan: if Russell was here, he’d be stepping on our bck, stealing our money, i would have had to stab him! That would give me a reason…

Jeff: i was stuffing it in my underwear and everything…

The backdoo opens, and they rush out – and there’s nothing.
Jeff: OMG it’s a couch! Oh there’s a dollar! ther’es a message on it, houseguests… (he’s joking)
Natalie: told you, you’re paranoid. No camera or nothing – they probably locked us down to get their stuff.
Jeff: Natalie you’re killing me..
Natalie; you’re making me paranoid!

Jeff: I think we just took it to the next level, why are you looking at me like that?!
Natalie; because you’re freaking me out! I’m gonna get more strawberries
Jeff: why – what are you lookin for?! I’m just playing. Unless your not..
Natalie: you guys are crazy!

Jeff: it’s over. that was awesome.
Jordan: it was! I never thought I’d get a chance to do something like that. That was cool!

Michele: they told me not to call it a competition, a luxury – it was money from the sky.

Jordan: kevin’s being weird, I feel it.
Jeff: maybe he’s putting us on the block, there’s still nominations.
Michele; two of us are going up today
Jeff; yeah, here’s some money, you’re going up.

Michele: they were like, you jumped into the pool for 10 bucks, you know that right? I was like yeah.. someone had too!
Jordan: there was a bunch at the bottom of the hot tub…
Michele: now with money I can buy myself some clothes! I’ve ruined every pair of pants I brought. My leggings were ripped.
Jordan: you’re knee looks really bad
Michele: it is really bad. it hurts.
Jordan: geeze your a trooper, and you kept going.

4:08 – come back from a quick jaunt to town – to see Kevin talking to Jeff and jordan. (and I missed Natalie calling out Michele about Chima – I’ll go back and catch it soon)

Kevin: when I talked up here, she was very passive…
Jeff: nothing surprises me. I’m not gonna bash her, she is who she is…
Jordan: i know she’s pissed and paranoid about it.. i was like just be calm about it..
Kevin: it’s understandable, when I was on the block, I was paranoid
Jordan: but you were safe…
Kevin: but you’re gucci
Jordan: ok!
Jordan leaves – and jeff stays

jeff: i just wanted to see where you were at – I fulfilled my end of the deal
Kevin: you did, you’re not going to like what I’m going to say. The vote comes to me, or natalie and where I stand, you’re totally safe. My target is Michele. i’m thinking of POV – you have a higher probability of winning POV. If I put up jordan and Michele, that means you’re not on the block, but playing hard, you take off jordan, Natalie goes home, i’m screwed. If you’re one the block, there’s a lower probability that Jordan will win. I want to make sure you have my safety – with you, you have a 1 out of five chance of getting fucked. I had a 1 in four, against Michele and Russell. The only reason you’ll go home, is if Michele wins.
Jeff: Why not keep you’re part of the deal? Let me play for the POV, and we get
Kevin: Michele says she has something with you
Jeff: That was broke with Russell. The deal was that I don’t go up at all. I play for the veto and I vote out Michele
Kevin: I have to break part of the deal – I’m going to keep you safe. The only thing is, if I do it any other way, I’d be the dumbest HOH. I’d be giving the power to you
Jeff: if I win. What if I don’t?
Kevin: there’s a higher probability..
Jeff: if it’s questions – then who goes up in Michele’s place, then Jordan goes home.
Kevin: There’s four people playing for you, vs. one.
Jeff; I don’t like I’m going on the block, I could have said don’t worry we have the votes and not used the Veto.
Kevin: I’m sorry – it strips me of the power it’s all about POVs not HOHs… so if it’s Jordan vs. you – you have a 30% more chance of winning vs. Jordan. Whoever’s not on the block could save two people…
Jeff: why not me?
Kevin: Then I’d have to put Ntalie up..
Jeff: and we’d send Michele home..
Kevin: she says you’re aligned with her since technotronics?
Jeff: why would I want Natalie to go home – because of her performance yesterday?
Kevin: she still goes to you with information
Jeff: she doesn’t tell us shit. I told them all i’m safer with Kevin. if I made a deal with you – I could have assured myself final four and sent you home.
Kevin: I know. I’m not trying to fuck you – there’s no personal, it’s strictly odds and numbers. MOst likely you’ll win if you’re out and I’ll be the biggest bonehead hoh and gave the one power I have, dictating who goes home
Jeff: I discounted my final four, in hopes you’d got HOH. I could have walked to the final four. I put my hopes in you. They started with their bullshit and I reallignd, I had the hopes you would win Hoh..
Kevin: Keep in mind Russell was gunning after you. I’m not. I’m telling you if I vote, then you’re staying.
Jeff: you also told me I wouldn’t go up.
kevin: True, but in my mind, when I made the deal – here’s the truth. I knew I’d have to put you up, but I rationalized it that I was assuring you safety. It doesn’t matter who gets nominated and not go home. It’s the POV. I’m assuring Jeff’s safety, unlike russell who was coming after you. I have to assure you
Jeff: if it’s qustions I’m fucked!
Kevin: I think you’re very smart – you’re going to win even if it’s questions, that’s why I’m like i need to ensure I don’t give up my power of the HOH too you. Wouldn’t you want the better part of the deal you not going home
Jeff: You will do what you want. How do I know I’m not going home. You broke the deal already, how do I trust you for that?
Kevin: I understand, you don’t. I know I’m destroying all my credibility, but when it came down to the numbers, I don’t want to be another marcellas. Us gays make the dumbest moves ever. You still have a 1/5 chance, I’m telling you you’re safe, and the people I’m getting rid of is coming after you
Jeff: That’s your word – and you just broke your word. Then I made a bonehead move when I could have sent you home and walked to the final four.
Kevin: I believe Russell would go after you this week. I’m whole heartedly for the final four
Jeff: My mentality is to win the POV
Kevin: If you were off, I’d have to put my only person on the block, and I can’t do that. it would be an emotional decision. Logic says stick to the meats nd potatoes of the deal and keep you safe.
Jeff: Then I just have to win the veto. If Michele gets it, I’m fucked.
Kevin: the odds are in your favor. I’m sorry, I know that doesn’t mean anything. I understand if you don’t trust my word anymore, that’s fine – even if I say that I’m gonna keep you, you don’t have to trust me or wahtever.
Jeff: i hope you’re words good now. No hard feelings.

Jeff leaves.

Kevin: Scary! OMG. I had to do it though. I’m sorry! He’s fucking pissed. It’s the right decision, right?! UGH! Now I’m second guessing myself… I need Natalie!

He goes to get her – instead goes to get Michele.

4:25 Kevin: sorry natalie inturrupted our conversation. We’re not a unit. Please understand what she says is her, i’m me. I wanted to see where you’re heads at – i’ll be honest, I can’t get into your head… We really haven’t had a chance to really, you know.

Michele: putting us both up makes sense. Logically.
Kevin: it’s more predictable this way.

DOwnstairs:
Natalie: She’s a liar. i’m voting Michele out no matter what. THen she said that the week she put up me and Chima, she had an ulterior motive. That doesn’t make any sense, it’s bullshit, you don’t put up you’re ally. If Michele is on the block on thrusday, she’s out.
Jeff: if she wins the POV, I go home.
natalie; we’re all fighting for you. I’m going to vote Michele out, you don’t have to worry about that.
Jeff: Just so you know, that I make it through this week, you have my loyalties – if we get to the final four and someone has to go, it’s not one of us three.
Natalie: we’ve been talking all week, Michele’s going home. I’ll go talk to him and see…. Doesn’t matter who’s on the block with her, she’s going home.

Upstairs:
Michele: i never went back to RUssell and told him about what we talked about him, so I can keep my mouth shut. My team wanted me to put you up instead of Chima.
Kevin: I know, there’s no question I’ve gotten past some tight spots.
Michele: you have to win POV or Natalie, then it’s all good. I know you’re in a tight spot.

Michele: everyone’s talking, I’m so scared to say anything. there’s nothing stopping you from bringng them up here and saying Michele said this this and this.. I have stuff in my head, but I can’t really say anything.
Kevin: We might as well have these conversation upstairs.

Natalie heads up to interrupt Kevin and Michele. He tells her to give them a minute –
Natalie; just so you know, I told her…

Jeff: You better focus this pov. SO you can take me off.
Jordan: i know.
Jeff: if Michele wins, I’m gonna be so pissed. You gotta pull out a big win.

Upstairs: Kevin/Michele
Kevin: I’m really torn. There’s two equally strong people… I don’t know. We’ll see what happens. Hypothetically though. If you were not to go home and the decision was mine – it’d be final four, jordan you natalie and myself.
Michele: if it came down to that, and I had an inkling Natalie wanted me gone, I’d go after her.
Kevin: In my mind… Jordan and Jeff make it seem like they abandoned the Michele/Russell ship a long time.
Michele: when I was crying they were like suck it up.
Kevin: they tend to believe that – you know, guilty by association..I think some of that nastiness kinda rubbed off.
Michele: he was a nasty person -I used him.

Michele: I tried not to think ahead too much, you know.
Kevin: I know that -that’s why I’m thinking for next week, if you won HOH, it’d be the one time in this game I’d need a favor for you. after that, it’s game on.
Michele: that’s how it’d be anyway. No matter how it gets to the final four, it’s still going to be that way. It’s me vs. the world.
Kevin: the only situation I can see myself the following week – how you can screw me is if you put me up and you win the veto and you take off the other person and they dictate who goes home. I can see a possible scenario where I can be screwed after that, so. I just.. I’m trying to think who can I keep that wouldn’t.
Michele: I know, this week is crucial – who you decide to keep.

Kevin: here’s a jewel then for you – if you stay and get HOH, and I make it to final three, you have my vote.
Michele: ok! ONE!
Kevin: I think Russ would vote for you too.
Michele: I was confused, he was winking at me.
Kevin: I think America would vote fo you.
Michele: who knows, it’s all crystal ball bullshit at this point. I tend to be pessimistic.

Downstairs:
Jordan: i’m sick to my stomach. I thnk he’s going to replace michele with me.
Jeff: its in our control to win. If you go up against me, I’m going home.
Jordan: You’re pissed, huh.
Jeff: Hell yeah. I coulda been going to the final four.
–Lessa: WE TRIED TO TELL YOU.

Upstairs:
Kevin: If we were final two – we’d be like LGBT final two! Married and.. minority minority! that doesn’t happen! I’m getting fucking paranoid in this game. I feel like it was geared for Jeff to win.
Michele: this was set up for you this week. I think it’s set up for people to yell at me. It’s gonna blow up, you know? everytime I talk to you it’s perceived I’m throwing everyone under the bus – but at this point, I have to save myself!
Kevin: Yeah, at this point you have to. That’s why I have to put two strong players up, because one might take themselves off. I dunno, I hate making decisions and making people upset.
Michele: that’s the game. We’re so close we can taste it.
Kevin: and it’s not about making friends, making people think I’m awesome..
Michele: but you are awesome.

Michele: i have no chance of winning against him.
Kevin: No one can! He’s for sure taking Jordan.
Michele: the one thing Jeff does that I can count on – he doesn’t want to look bad. He only makes big moves when someone is coming after him, and he’d never string a girl along with a showmance and cut her off at the end. never.

Michele: Yeah, well. Game on.
Kevin: Lets start some drama, so we can get Chinese food.

4:51 Michele vacates – and here comes Natalie.

Kevin why’d you tell her she was safe?!
Natalie; i didn’t. I told her that just because you go up doesn’t mean you’re going home. I told her jsut because you go up doesn’t mean that’s who we want to go home. I said this week Kevin and I control the votes, we’re the only two that matter.
kevin: unless jordan wins.
Natalie: I said that just in case she does stay – Jeff the same way. Not that I believe them, it’s that little bit – so tell them both their pawns.
Kevin: i told her that you kow, I can’t play next week, and the POV wins, and I asked what she’d do
Natalie: what she say?
Kevin: she wouldn’t commit, so I told her that next week, that’s the one favor I’d need next week.
Natalie: next week it’s all POV, it means nothing, POV means everything. thats what matters. You get that, right?
Kevin: yeah, I told her that if she had the power and screwed me, that’s the only thing that would be her screweing.
Natalie; she keeps saying she’s palying for 50k. No one likes her – it’s not about that.
Kevin: some people vote on how people play the game.
Natalie: How’d it go with Jeff.
Kevin: I told him what you said too, and I could tell he’s not listening, and he said the plan would be in effect, and he said he’d vote Michele out and I said that America would look at me as the dumbest HOH..It’d be too stupid. He said you need to honor your word.. I said I’m only breaking part of it.

Kevin: He’s not happy, but. And He’s all how can I trust you now? You gave me your word before and now… i was like you’re right, I have no credibility.
Natalie: Maybe we should send him home if he doesn’t come off.
Kevin: I’m torn all over the place. I thought it would be so clear – but now I’m like fuck! I’m really torn.
Natalie: really?
Kevin: not really, I’m trying to cause drama. But I’m really torn.

Natalie: did Jeff leave cool or not cool?
Kevin: He left cool, we did the bro hug thing.
Natalie; he admitted he’d take jordan off, so fuck you, you’d change my shit.
Kevin: He said that now he looks like a yo-yo, he could have kept russell and sent me out. I told him keeping russell was coming after you, and I’m being honest and telling you I want to keep you – when obviously I’m not, but ok..
Natalie: did you tell Michele you didn’t want her to go home?
Kevin: no.

Natalie: yeah, when we were playing cards, I was feeling her out – I just said because you go up doesn’t mean I want you to go home.
kevin: we should have waited though, I wish you had waited she was being looselipped, and then she wouldn’t say anything because she feels very safe
Natalie; she shouldn’t.

Natalie: We just.. gotta win tomorrow, then we decide. To me, they’re both equal threats. We got to wait to see what this veto is – because next week.. if it’s memory, then next week probably won’t be. It all depends on memory shit – I feel pretty good.
Kevin: if Jeff has been getting his infor from Michele, she might be telling them wrong.
Natalie: jordan says they haven’t told her anything.

5:03 Kevin to the DR.
BB: Houseguests, this is a lockdown. Please go outside…

Natalie; You’re up man. I tried. He said he does want Michele out.
Jeff: at least I got that in my favor.
–Lessa; *headdesk*

5:07 – Fish – nomination time! New top post with spoilers and aftemath when it’s done.

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