Happy Monday!
Wow – the houseguests hit the floor RUNNING this morning, didn’t they? Then I get here now, and they’re all nappy again?
Sheesh. I’ll try to get a quick glossery catchup – including the POV Meeting Spoiler – after the cut!
Ok – they finished the POV Meeting, and Michele used the POV on herself, and Kevin replaced her with Jordan. This is what we expected to happen, but there was a lot of wheeling and dealing this morning in attempts to have it happen differently!
First thing this morning, Michele approached Natalie with a deal, trying to get her to vote Jordan out and keep Jeff. Natalie told her she didn’t believe her anything she’s said, and that Natalie’s played the game with “total honesty, loyalty and integrity” and I banged my head against the desk for a while. She can’t possibly break her word to Kevin, SHE would have kept the deal with Jeff, so on and so forth. At one point, Michele said to prove her good intentions, she would use the Veto on Jeff.
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Yeah. Jordan also told Natalie that when she goes up, she wants Natalie to vote for Jeff, Jeff deserves it more, and would take her a lot farther than Jordan could. He’d be a bigger asset, and he could control Michele.
Jeff spoke with Natalie in between there as well, asking her why she was loyal to a guy who was clearly NOT loyal, because the first chance he had he broke his word. Natalie kept saying she would have kept the deal if it was her. Jeff said here’s your chance to keep me safe – Natalie wouldn’t budge.
Natalie, of course, ran right to Kevin to tell him everything that was said, her responses, and painted a glowingly angelic portrait of herself. I’m sorta glad I missed it.. heh. Not like we haven’t seen that speech from her 80million times with nothing more than slight variations, right? Right.
Natalie had a moment by herself in the back yard – to talk to herself/us – Jeff or Michele goes home, either is goof for her. It’s a great week for her, and she doesn’t even have HOH, she doesn’t have to backstab “nobody” and still has the power.
Kevin briefly talked to Michele, and told her to not be stupid, use the Veto on herself. Natalie told him she thought Michele would leave her husband for Jeff.
(…yet wasn’t she was the one practically licking Jessie’s balls. Yeah, right, Natalie.)
They went to Trivia at noon, and came back 48 minutes later.
Kevin: He gone. He gone, right?
Natalie: of course!
1:26 Jeff/Jordan are asleep in the green room, after Jordan bemoaning the fact she can’t beat michele.
Jordan: i never thought I would make it this far. The money is nice, but I wouldn’t feel like I deserved it.
Jeff: don’t give up.
Jordan: I can’t beat Michele.
They agree whichever one stays, they’ll go after Kevin next week. They’re split, one of them is gone, and the other will go after Kevin first.
And there ya go – all caught up! If you want the full conversations- hit up Carolyn’s BBDish morning post. 
1:33 – Jordan to the DR. All feeds on Natalie/Kevin napping in the red room.
2:58 – Outdoor lockdown again. Gets everyone up and moving, at least. Though they’re not talking at all.
3:01 – Fish.
3:02 – back.
— I can’t take this level of excitement!
3:04 – Lockown is over. They fixed the handle on the Sliding glass door. And it seems it’s back to nap time again.
Jeff/Michele in the pool room, Jordan/Natalie in the red room. Kevin comes through, says he’s gonna make a sandwich.
Natalie asks Jordan something, they grab their mics and go to the green room.
Jordan: I keep thinking about it, and I do…
Natalie: you’re mom would kill you. You can’t just think about yourself, you have to think of your family. I know you don’t really want to go home
Jordan: i feel bad
Natalie: why feel bad? it’s a game. Even if he stays, he might not win.
Jordan: I feel like I stay, I’ll be gone next week
Natalie; that’s not the case, none of us are even coming after you.
Jordan: who are you voting for?
Natalie; you
Jordan: you’re mind is made up 100%?
Natalie; you don’t want to go! You will kick yourself, and your mom will thank me.
Jordan: even if Micehel leaves, it’s you me and Kevin. kevin will pick you.
Natalie; who says Kevin will win?
Jordan: Michele’s so against me now, I don’t know why, but you and Kevin are still.. I feel like ya’ll
Natalie; It doesn’t matter, it’s a long time away. HOw do you know you’re not gonna win? Final three is questions! You don’t know who will win. You could decide. If I win, I could decide. I don’t want him in the final two – he’d win! You could win, if I win, I’m gonna keep you safe.
Jordan: do I have your word that you’d vote me to stay against kevin?
Natalie; yes!
Jordan: It’s in my mind…
Natalie; You’d pick me, right? Of course. And even if, let’s just say, for some reason, he decided next week and sent you home? So be it – but don’t give you’re opportunity up for Jeff. It’s a game, you’d kick yourself. Even if Jeff stayed, he might go next week.
Jordan: i feel bad, I feel like he deserves it more than me.
Natalie; how is it he deserves it more than you?
Jordan: he played the game, did more than me
Natalie; there’s different ways of playing the game. Dan won last season, he didn’t do anything the whole game until the end. You don’t have to throw him under the bus, hang out with him, he’s your friend, but one of you had to go. If I was on the block with Jessie, Id’ want him to go instead of me. You’re mom right now is yelling at the screen. You want me to vote for you to stay. I am, I give you my word.
Jordan: I was serious before, about keeping him.
Natalie; You were but you weren’t. I knew you didn’tr eally want me too.
Jordan: he has to go to the jury…
Natalie; there could be more money too! Don’t you want that chance?
Jordan: i don’t trust Kevin, or michele – the only person I trust is gone. Kevin said I didn’t know he’d choose you, but I know he will
NAtalie; we’re only together because we want Michele out. For sure you’re going to final three. No one is going after you. If Michele wins the veto she’s taking me or Kevin out. If we win we’re taking her out.
Jordan: i just feel so stupid..
Natalie; you feel the same way I did when Jessie left. I wanted to leave, I had to go to the DR and they had totalk to me.
3:17 FIsh, briefly.
Natalie; it is what it is. I know he’s your friend, hang out with him. It’s his time. I’m voting to evict him. He’s not gonna ask you..
Jordan: he thinks that I’m campaigning for him to stay
Natalie; just tell him my mind is made up. We know it’s 1-1, and Kevin’s sending Jeff out. It’s already sealed.
Jordan: i thought she was gonna use it! For a minute I was like omg…
Jordan: I want to ask you something.. did you say in your goodbye message to Russell you’ll send a birthday present?
Natalie; no – he said it, remember? He said that I had to send him, he kept asking us.
Jordan: she said that you said in your goodbye message, you’d send him a present
Natalie; how would I even know I would win… he said that he’d better hope that he didn’t get a birthday present he’d mop the floor with him. I don’t care what Michele says, no one should believe what she says.
–Lessa: pot, kettle, BOTH BLACK, bitches.
Jordan: i know they’ll eat him alive in there.
Natalie: no, they’ll be over it. They’ll get along, it’ll be squashed. It’s a game..
Jordan: if Russell ws playing a character
Natalie: it’ll be done. I need you to stay strong, because we’re partners.
Jordan: I’ll try hard on everything.
Natalie; you win HOH, it’s done, you’re safe.
Jordan: I told kevin I’d put him and Michele up.
Natalie; me too.
Jordan: if she wins POV
Natalie: i can take her down. I’m not worried about it. Michele keeps pushing me to evict you. She woke me up this morning
Jordan: why is she so against me?!
Natalie: I was like whatdoes she have to talk to me, I don’t like her. I told her, I swear to god, it’s not gonna happen. Jordan’s going on the block, Jeff’s going you, you need to realize that and she kept pushing, and said she’d make a final three deal, and Is said you want me to make a deal with you, see that thing there, it’s green, you could tell me and I’d not belive her, Iw as like you told Kevin the same thing, i can’t belive you, and do I want Jeff to stay, yes, I want you to go, but since you can’t, Jeff goes. jeff’s a stronge player…
2:23 Fish… (dunno why) ah, back – must have called Natalie to the DR over intercom.
Natalie; i’m being 100% honest, I always am int his game. I got you, I need you to be strong.
–Lessa: and I feel the urge to vomit.
3:35 – Natalie runs to report to Kevin.
Kevin: bitch tells eveyrthing to jeff.
Natalie: everything! And bitch thinks we’ll keep Jeff? She actualy thinks that I believe she’l cut Jeff in final three?
Kevin: by the way the whole Michele’s not talking to me is bullshit.
Natalie; I just told her my mind’s made up, and that yours is too
Kevin: I don’t know if my mind’s mae out. I might vote the stupid bitch out.
Natalie; that’s real smart, than I’ll vote her out too.
Kevin: don’t fuck around, Natalie
Natalie; you’re gonna, So I’ll make it so you don’t have too.
Kevin: they’re just trying to work all the angles. To get me out. Because Michele’s already gonna get me out.
Natalie; i don’t think so. Jordan said Jeff wants Kevin out, and Michele wants Jeff to stay, so she’s willing to get Kevin out if Jeff stays
Kevin: Jeff’s not staying!
Natalie; and she was like if he goes, she’ll go after me.
Kevin: you know she’s a swinger
Natalie; she uses being married as an excuse. If Jeff gave her the time of day she’d be all over him
Kevin: how can you be bisexual and never have sex with a woman, you know they sleep with a ton of other people.
–Lessa: oh, Kevin. Sigh.
Kevin: she washalfway through her sandwich, and went to the splish splash room. And I’m like what was o important…
Natalie: she forgets. She forgot she was eating
Kevin: like she forgot she has a husband? ooooooooh.
–Lessa: don’t make me hate you Kevin.
Natalie; stupid bitch told him… and I can’t even confront her because then Jordan will know
Kevin: told him what?
Natalie: the birthday present..
Kevin: anything you tell Michele gets to him for sure.
4:00
Natalie: the real reason Michele wants Jeff to stay is so that she goes final three. Right now it’s us two against her. Bottom line, she’s not looking pretty.
Kevin: she can still win though.
Natalie: she’s not like, you know, I’m smart too. We know our stuff.
Natalie: I’m not worried at all.
Kevin: we’ve been underdogs since week four-ish
Natalie: since Jessie left. I told Jeff that Kevin wanted to go after Michele and Russell was gunning after you and I said, you know that Russell was, and he said you never know and I said you’re right, you never know.
–Lessa: and I said saaaaaaaaaave me….
Kevin: i can’t believe we changed it from 4-2, to 2-2. With Jordan. Out of the four that were left, we were the stronger two. Chima wanted to go, same with lydia.
Natalie: Lydia, yeah. Lydia’s mind’s never been in this game, it was more of an experience than for the prize.
Kevin: but chima said since week one she wanted to go home.
Natalie; she never said it again until the end.
–Lessa: oh build a freakin shrine and get over it already. Chima’s a poor sport, a pathetic loser, and does not deserve a pedastal.
Kevin: at this point, it’s up to Big Brother. They have to let us win.
–Lessa: *……..*
Natalie; it’s up to us.
Kevin: You know they can bust out a veto that’s geared for Michele.
Natalie; if it’s bisect a brain, then.
Kevin: Jordan has a shot if it’s completely random
Natalie; not this far in the game it won’t be shit like that.
Kevin; That HOH with the balls flying was random
–Lessa: it was also POV, and in the fast forward, and ugh. Did you guys WATCH the show?!
Kevin: you know how you hate bugs? I’ve been collecting them..
Natalie; It’d be really messed up if you screw me kevin, i always say me and Kevin final two, no matter what. I’m always tlaking good about you, all the time
Kevin: so am I! I’ve never tried to come after you
Natalie; neither have I! And I had power week 1, 2 and 3. I really did have power.
Kevin: yup. the only thing I may have done wrong was.. knowing that Lydia was coming after you and ddin’t tell you
Natalie: I knew that. And Jessie never was coming after you either. He never as
Kevin: Lydia was always..
Natalie; she’s good, but it’s not true. That’s why I confronted you in the bathroom, i’ve never thrown you under the bus.
Natalie: day one, we’ve been together. Day freaking one. Went from fifth click, to NBK, to bosley’s angels, and now to the Lonesome Rangers, mak it to final four.
Kevin: So weird how the power shifted – NBK, back to what they were, the Jeff Show, then hopefully we can swing it back to Lonesome Rangers, because right now it’s split.
4:12 – Kevin to the DR
–Lessa: professes undying BB love, because now Natalie’s shut up for a while. in fact, here’s the best view of Natalie yet this season:
With her mouth shut. No yappin, no chewin, no nuthin. Bless you, Big Brother, bless you!
Damn. Kevin’s out of the DR.
4:40 – Jordan asleep in the green room, Jeff/Michele sleeping in the pool room, Kevin/Natalie in the red room. Natalie playing cards, Kevin watching.
5:23 – Kevin/Natalie sleeping, Jordan presumably still sleeping in the green room. Michele is up and about, and Jeff has made himself something to eat and is currently munching on the patio couch.
5:40 Michele, Jeff chat a bit on the Patio, about getting Natalie’s vote, and if it’s possible.
Jeff; i think she’s most worried about you. I just wanna, fuckin, if I can get through this week, then move from there. We’re talking final two – I can’t go with NAtalie and Kevin, we’re the two bozo’s that did the most. I’m so fucked. Like I said, 50gs is better than no gs.
Michele: and see the mini table
Jeff; it sounds like a sweet deal to me, for Natalie. It doesn’t make any sense. Talk to her and I get two minutes, get the fuck out of her ass, Kevin.
Michele: yeah, I woke her up – we’re talking now – and then Kevin saw us and was here.
Jeff: just say you talked to me
Michele: it’s the sweetest deal ever, we all fall down and give her HOH, you know? It’s just her and I… seriously, dude.
Jeff: that sweetens the deal big time
Michele: i told her that..
Jeff; if she doesn’t take that deal, she’s a fuckin idiot.. guarenteed hoh and safe for another week, for a vote?! come on!
Michele: I’m like, why is she so resistant..
Jeff: if she doesn’t take that deal I’ll tell her to go fuck herself.
Michele; and Kevin’s pissed that I’m talking to her..
Jeff; if she doesn’t, we’ll tell her we’re going to Kevin with the deal then. And if she doesn’t take it, and she’s in my position next week? She’ll be killing herself. She’d quit. She wouldn’t be able to deal with that stress.
Michele: she’s sitting in the prettiest position ever.
Michele: i do know that he tells her everything, but she doesn’t tell him everything.
Jeff: she plays this loyalty card – Kevin hasn’t done dick this whole season! I can drool in the corner and be loyal too.
Jeff: we got to talk to her together. Because these points? I’d be like I’m an idiot.
Michele: she’s so sure she can beat me and Jordan.
Jeff: she can’t know that.
Jeff: she’s crazy being loyal to Kevin, only reason they talk is because we put them there. Kevin went back on his word, Natalie could still be good on hers. She makes it all about her loyalty.
5:58 – Jeff goes into the green room to wake up Jordan
6:05
Jeff: we are depressed.
Jordan: it’s like breaking up with a boyfriend
Jeff: I broke up with Big Brother. It’s over. Kevin broke us up. I hate him.
Jordan: I don’t want to talk about it. Puts me in a bad mood. I gotta pee.
Jeff: make it a good one.
6:40 F1/2 – Michele’s cooking. She’s making chicken cordon blue at Jordan’s request. F3/4 Jordan/Jeff on the patio.
Jeff: these are the longest days of my life! Why are they acting like that?
Jordan: they always sleep. I don’t know about Michele, maybe she’s sad because your on the block.
Jeff: You gotta get over that shit.
Jordan: if I’m in that jury house, I’m gonna be so miserable for a week
Jeff: you ain’t going nowhere, you know it and I know it. Natalie ain’t flipping. Kevin ain’t gonna leave her side till thursday. I gone, then you gone. At least we can reunite in a week – unless they take you and then you win and I get tickets.
Jordan: michele’s not. kevin wouldn’t.
Jeff: If Natalie goes, she’s gonna win. For no reason at all, she’s gonna win.
They play the what if game…
Jeff; i just don’t even want to talk about him.. I get so pissed.
Jordan: Michele keeps telling Natalie final three with you, then telling Kevin.. Natalie just doesn’t trust her.
Jordan: (laughs) We one of us leaves, we should say TTYN…
Jeff: (Laughs too) Yeah! We should. I never heard of that before a couple days ago…
Jordan: talk to ya never!
Jeff: that’s so funny. I don’t know why it’s so funny.
Kevin came out. They ignored him, he ignored them. General chitchat.
Jordan to the DR. Michele cooking, Jeff to work out.
Jeff: gonna drag my fat ass out there…
Natalie/Kevin inside the red room..
Kevin: when I was out there, they were talking about throwing a stone when they leave. Jordan said he should say TTYN or something, he said he will. He’s gonna say something dumb.
Natalie; he’ll talk to us again.
Starting a new top post!
Afternoon Lessa! I hope the key that Jeff found will be a magic key that lets him come back in through the HOH door.
Thanks, SuperLessa!
As I’ve said since the Pandora’s thing happened on the feeds – I believe that there is no twist with that key. The only twist was that in order to keep the money, they had to free Kevin, the key unlocked him. That’s it.
Hey Lessa! Hey everyone else!
I was just stopping by to say that these HG’s are crazy!
I am waiting for the day that they all find out what a manipulative person Gnat is. As good as she is at lying and manipulating she has to do this in her real life. That makes me sad. As much as I don’t like her though, she’s doing what needs to be done for HER money. Ugh.
All I can hope is that Pandora’s Box will somehow save J/J and send her packing. I’m not too happy with them right now either, but I would rather them win than K/N.
I guess Go Michelle!
And thanks Lessa for all you do!!
Good afternoon Lessa, Sasssy, and Pumpkinmykitty (I had a Pumpkin kitty once too).
Hope you are feeling better today Lessa.
Hi Beachy!
Good girl Michele! Stick it in thier bum!
You know the more I think about it the more I think that Michele was just messing with their heads and also trying to figure out how loyal people were to other people. I think she has given everyone in the house the impression that she’s a little off on purpose so that they would think she was a threat mentally. I think it was here that someone else said wouldn’t it be great that when this is all said and done that Michele was very outgoing, funny, and a great speaker! I would love that.
And I so wish that Kevin would confront Jeff like he was talking about doing, just so that they can find out what Gnats up too.
I think they all lie at some point. You have to in this game. Some more than others. I don’t have a fave. I like them all equally (which is not very much). But Kev did what was best for him. Just like Jeff did the last 3 weeks. So Jeff should stop being a hypocrite and admit that he ‘got got’.
Lessa, I love reading your dialogs of the conversation. Do you still do the late late night dialogs of the houseguests. I’m from the east coast and dvr showtime after dark, but miss the conversation after 12am pacific coast time. I know you use to stay up until 3am your time. Do you still do this?
ps I have the live feeds on during the day to catch up with day time happenings. Keep up the good work 
Tina, Yessum, I certainly do. Most of them are titled the “late late show” or something like that – I cover everything from the time I get up (approx noon-1pm bbtime) until bed time, but for when I actually have to pretend to have a life and skip out with the kids somewhere.
…”pretend to have a life”…
lol.
You crack me up.
I have not sparked up my feeds since Michelle won the veto. I like Michelle and hope she wins but with Jeff out of the game I am very lucklaster about the show anymore. I know I am being a big baby sissy pants about a TV show but I don’t care. My horse got knocked out of the race and I wanna pout.
Is there anyway that I can give away my 10 free songs that I’m supposed to get with the feeds?
BTW, Lessa. I know you get this all the time but I DO want to say thanks again for your hard work. I used to hit another site (Forum type) all the time but they have turned so viscous on my Jeffy poo that I had to take a break (ie. defect) from there. (Big baby sissy pants again!!!) I am thrilled to mooch off all your hard work. So Thanks again. BIGTIME!
Arrrrgggg, Gnat is such a liar it makes me crazy!
Geez, everytime I hear Gnat talking I hear Charlie Browns teacher wamp wamp wamp wamp
Thanks AppleB – I aim to please.
And we can pout together. I promise to take many many screencaps of Jeff to fill the gallery for us to mourn over.
Misty, yes, I agree Jeff got got and he just needs to deal with it. Now, I might get blasted for saying this but it’s my honest opinion. The thing I’m most frustrated is that no one has caught on that Gnat is the one stirring all the sh$t in the pot and has since day one. That and how easy J&J have forgotten what Gnat was like after Jessie got evicted and now J&J believe everything out of her mouth? I was team J&J up until the point to the two of them started with the Michele bashing. The two of them had managed to get as far as they have without the bashing. Notice that once that started their game began to suffer. Since then I’m team Michele. Now don’t get me wrong, I’m not saying that anyone in the house has no blood on their hands because they all do. But, to me, it seems like everyone listens to everybody elses conversations except Jeff and Jordan. Those two IMHO should have been a bit more sneaky and tried to hear with the others were talking about. I think they got wrapped up in each other too much, just like Jessie & Michele did last season, that they don’t have a clue what is going on. **this is all just my opinion**
I just got done watching my DVR’d BB episode from last night. It was pretty slow… Is it bad that I fast-forwarded through most of the parts where Gnat was talking?! Hehe That made it go a little faster.
You watched all your DVR BB episodes and fast forward when Gnat was talking so you killed what about 10 minutes..LOL.
I wish there was some tweek they could do to this show that would make it harder for do nothing floaters to get so far in the game. Almost every year the bad asses get the boot and the weasels get the money!
I gotta say Gnat has gotten far by just flapping her jaws…um..kinda like she is now blowing smoke up Kevin’s bum
op’s didn’t finish that thought, did I? Okay then
kinda like she is now by blowing smoke up kevins’ bum about how if someone tells him that she’s coming after him then it’s not true and that she told everyone that her and Kevin have a f2 deal.
–Lessa: professes undying BB love, because now Natalie’s shut up for a while.
That comment made me do a spit take and I had to clean my monitor! ROFLMAOPMP
Okay, about the pandora’s box and the key. I know we all wish and hope that it’s some kind of veto or whatever to save Jeff and if that’s the case the better because then Gnat will go home.
But……what if the person who found the key an released Kevin is the only one who gets to keep the money they were able to gather because he was not as selfish as the others and released Kevin from the trap????
Oh, wait wait, maybe the one who found the key and released Kevin gets to keep ALL the money that everybody in the house collected….just imagine how that would go over with Gnat. ha ha ha ha
hahahahah! that’d be awesome.
Thx for the updates. I love getting a quick overview of what I’ve missed instead of having to read and read forever!
How come the Gnat doesn’t weigh 300 pounds. Look (and listen) to all the candy she eats…. It is constant. Plus she doesn’t do shit around the house and she orders people around (“Grab that for me, will ya”)…..What a role model to young women everywhere!! BLEH!!!
Hi Shel!!! See you found my home away from home..LOL.
Natalie makes me sick. Like really, physically sick.
Ugh.
I’m with you on that Billy. big time.
I was just thinking, the other HG I disliked so much, chatty Natty. She was voted out this time of the season. before the Mini. (oh, god, flashback… I wanna see the mini! barf!!)
anyway, I was thinking how sweet it would be for that to happen again, a Natalie voted out at final four. but, sigh,
gloom, despair, and agony on me… woooahh. (anyone remember that song?)
See, I don’t even hate her as much as that Natalie. At least she had this childish wonder type thing going on.
This one? Nothing. Redeemable. At. All.
I mean, I really can’t see ANTHING good about her. She might be my most hated HG. And I’ve really hated some. Maybe it’s just that it’s right now, but…. ARGH!!!
OMG! I loved watching BB9 because of Chatty Natty. Hey Bill, I do remember how she had that childish wonder about her and at least she would make us laugh. Like the time they played hide n seek, hilarious. This Gnat is a pain, I can’t stand to listen to her anymore.
Yeah, the hide and seek was actually nice.
This one’s done nothing of any kind of fun.
oh, this Natalie? Whole different of dislike from me. THere is NO doubt. She IS least favorite HG of all time for me.
What makes me sick is the thought that she might actually win.
Ick.
… deep down depression, excessive misery, whoooooa,
if it weren’t for bad luck, i’d have no luck at all, whoooooa,
gloom, despair, and agony on meeeee…
Two new top posts.