7:00
CBS Hates me. All cams on Natalie/Kevin. While Jeff is working out. I demand a recount. A feed switch. A catering to my will. SOMETHING. I WANT JEFF ON MY FEEDS NOW YOU BASTARDS!
…didn’t work. Dammit.
7:01 – that’s better.
Jeff is working on the elliptical, Jordan comes out.
Jordan: why are you pushing me away!
Jeff: we got to get used to not spending time together
Jordan: why?
Jeff: It’s over!
Jordan: you lost!
Jeff: it hurts!
Jeff: We gonna do our big movie kiss? I’ll hump your leg!
Jordan: JEFF! Not dirty!
Jeff: We can plan whatever we want..
Jordan: so they remember us! They can put the cute couple, Jordan and Jeff, BFFs.
Michele: it’s hard to get your butt moving in here.
BB: flips all cams to Kevin/Natalie sleeping in the red room
Lessa: *headdesk*
Jordan to the DR.
Michele’s Cookin
Jeff’s working out.
And we’re watching the red room.
Grrr.
— They’re finding out how much they got in the Pandora’s Box
Jordan: guess how much I got! Just guess! $1726!
Jeff: $3181 I’ll take it! (yells) No Key Bonus! If I knew you fuckers were gonna send me home, I never would have looked for the key! Just kidding!
Kevin: I should say thanks Jeff when I get my money.
Natalie to the DR – she comes out, yells something, but I didn’t hear it. All feeds on Jordan/Michele in the kitchen.
Michele to the DR.
Natalie: it’s $1900 and… how much are we getting out of this place when we leave?
Kevin: 750 times 10.
Michele: $2563!
Kevin to the DR.
Michele: We got some mad cash! Shopping spree when I get out!
Kevin’s out of the DR. Talk is how long they’ve been there, trying to figure out their stipend money, what it’d be after taxes, etc.
Natalie: that’s not gonna cut it for me.
Kevin: the stipend is bare minimum to cover the cost of living.
7:45
F1/2 Jordan and Michele in the kitchen, general chitchat.
F3/4 Natalie and Kevin, general bitchery. SSDD.
BTW – Kevin got $626.
General chitchat all around. Dinner’s ready in the kitchen.
8:59
Jeff: stick with Michele.
Jordan: she’s coming after me!
Jeff: Don’t listen to them! FUCK! It makes no sense to come after you. she’s not. Don’t listen to what those assholes say!
Outside: K/N play pool.
Natalie: They’re arguing about something.
Kevin: you can tell it’s something important. Jordan keeps looking outside.
9:01 Jordan gets her shoes and goes outside to walk. She invites Jeff to walk with her, he says he will when he’s done eating.
9:12 – Kevin to the DR, Jeff’s on the patio eating ice cream and playing cards. Jordan’s walking. Natalie goes in for some desert.
9:28 – outside. Jeff/Natalie
Jeff: Kevin doesn’t leave you alone for a minute anymore.
Natalie: he wants to make sure I don’t have the chance to waver on my vote.
Jeff: We have a sweet deal.
Natalie; Michele said that you’d give me HOH next week?
Jeff: We lay down. Guarentee safety.
Natalie: I think if it was us three in final three, it’s you and Michele.
Jeff: this doesn’t guarentee I make it past next week. If we get through this week, we work on the next week. When you guarantee something before getting thorugh the week. I’ve never said that to michele, or you. It’s up to you.
Natalie: I want HOH next week. Kevin can’t even come after me. And I haven’t got it yet. Will MIchele really throw the competition for me?
Jeff; i’ll fucking lay down. Only thing we want is if you put Kevin up with on of us.
Natalie; I want safety next week.Then my own destiny is in my hand at final three.
Jeff: it’s a free pass this late in the game
Natalie; will she really do it?
Jeff: yeah. She says how about we lay down for HOH – and I’m like I didn’t even think about that, she said it would prove she’s not after her – and if it gets me to the next week, I’m in. WHat do I have to lose, know what I mean? She’d rather take her chances on the Veto. She’s going crazy for real – she was almost gonna use that veto!
Kevin comes out – and conversation shifts to cards, and then they go play pool again.
Michele’s in the hot tub – Jordan’s shaving her legs in the bathroom.
Jeff goes inside, Kvin to the DR again – Natalie goes to talk to Michele
Natalie: i want to do this if I get HOH for sure next week.
Michele: We’ll have a chat all three of us.
Natalie: He said you’d just stand there.
Michele: we should pretend a little, so as not to piss Kevin off, but yeah. Don’t want it to look bad.
Natalie: If I vote the other way – Kevin comes after me. So I’m not guarenteed safety unless I have HOH.
Michele: yeah. We need you to be on board to get Kevin out.
Natalie: it comes to POV. Yeah. I don’t care who goes, I just want HOH, it’s my safety.
Michele: yeah, exactly..
Natalie: I just care about HOH
Michele: I’d just ohpe I wouldn’t be sent home because o something you did with the POV.
Natalie; I want to gaurentee myself final three
Michele: Fuck yeah, it’d be awesome. No one else knows, right?
Natalie: no, I didn’t tell anyone. You tell Jordan?
Michele: no – she’d be bummed. Keep it that way.
Natalie: the only thing is trusting you. You told me that to believe you is stupid. That’s my only concern.
Michelle: I know. i’ve been loyal to Jordan and Jeff. I put you on the block, but I can tell you 100% that Jessie was my target until he disappeared.
NAtalie: i would have gone up against Jessie
Michele: I don’t know. I probably would have backdoored him
Natalie if we could sign something… it’s trust. YOu know, it’s trust.
Michele: I don’t want Kevin in the final three. I can’t beat him. There’s no hope. It really bugs me what he did this week, so.
Natalie: (nods)
Michele: I think he thought it was an awesome move.
Natalie: Ironically I was going to stick with the plan.
Michele: final four was supposed to be us three and you. Kevin instead of Jordan, but. That’s the way it went.
Natalie: if I won this week, I would have put Kevin up anyway. I’m doing that no matter what. That’s not an issue. We’re down to four people – all bets are off.
Michele: it’s a trust thing. We have to trust that you’re not going to screw us.
Natalie; you have to give me HOH.
MIchele: you’ll know, you’ll see where our heads are at. And 3 vs. 1 for POV is good odds. And you bring anyone of us – you’re set. You got the money.
Natalie: Am I liked more in the jury? Yes, but that’s not how people vote. Dan screwed over everyone – that’s…
Michele: i think it depends. I think there’s a lot of personal vendettas in the Jury house this time… and you played the game well too. So.
Kevin’s out of the DR – He’d Twittered!
9:59 – Natalie/Kevin
Natalie: It just got juicier. They’ll give me HOH, they’ll just lay down for it.
Kevin: Nothing they say is true..
Natalie; you don’t think I’m actually entertaining the thought!
Kevin: Michele is desperate!
Natalie; You can’t say you know this.
–Lessa: sigh. Damn you, Natalie.
Kevin: That just shows how desperate they are.
Natalie; was like I’m not after me, I was like I’m telling you, I believe that. So then, I’m trying to shut down every thing. Kevin would come after me, so now they’re offering HOH.
Kevin: i’m gonna sleep downstairs!
Natalie: No you don’t have to do that, you don’t have to worry about me! We’re together. Next week if you win POV, you’re gonna be offered a deal, and I hope in return you don’t take it. There’s no worries, Kevin, no worries.
Jeff/Jordan come outside, and conversation switches to the HOH blog. Michele joins J/J on the patio couch. General chitchat.
10:47
Jeff: we’re such spoiled little assholes!
Natalie: yeah, I was like quiet, I was kinda quiet. But we wouldn’t have gotten anything if we hadn’t unlocked him before the last dollar was collected
Jeff; we don’t know those were the rules?
Natalie; I asked them!
Jeff: I still can’t believe I had $3k in ones – i was stuffin them! I never would have guessed. I’ll take it!
Michele: it was almost 10k with everyones..
Jordan: you did way better than me..
Jeff: I ws motoring!
Michele: you’re shorts wer full!
Jeff: I was stuffed – my underwear was full! I couldn’t even walk! It ws falling out of me, looking for the Key, Natalie ws following me and I’m like get away from me!
(everyone’s laughing… Good natured chatter.)
10:55 – Jeff and Jordan head to the hammock.
Jordan: if you acted like some other folks in this house you’d be a yo yo.
Jeff: how about some other people talking smack in this house.
Jordan: I think too, that they were all lots of muscles, but you have muscles too but i mean like body builder they thought they had all the girls, so they was jealous..
Jeff: I have muscles? (smiles)
Jordan: you do. You have a good body.
Jeff: Thank you. I’ll talk the compliment!
11:04 Lots of giggling as they talk about Jeff’s buddies and what he’s does on weekends.
11:10 – F 3/4, Natalie and Kevin are in the HOH
Natalie; it would be dumb to keep Jeff. over JOrdan, are you kidding me? Final three isn’t good enough. I want final two.
Kevin: I feel like bizarro land. He’s campaigning against the girl he has a showmance for, and because he is, she’s even more into him. I thought you said this morning Jordan said she didn’t want to go home.
Natalie; she told me she didn’t.
Kevin: are any of these conversations occurring in front of her?
Natalie: who?
Kevin; in front of Jordan
Natalie; no. in fact Jordan was like don’t tell no one. I was like Jordan knows, and she was like no, no one knows. She told me not to tell you, but little do they know, every word they tell me I tell you.
Kevin: now they’re completely distanced from me, but when I had power, they were all up on me. Now they’re all up on you.
THey start a game of Chess.
Downstairs, F1/2 – Jeff and Jordan chat still on the Hammock. Talk turns to the jury house.
Jordan: you need to keep your cool with Russell
Jeff: he’s not gonna do anything, he’s all show no go.
Jordan: Lydia’s probably gonna love it, because she’s the only gir
Jeff; she’s probably in laugh, getting married, banged 400 times.
Jordan: She’s been acting so weird…
Jeff: yeah…
Jordan: I think she has a final two deal with Kevin
Jeff: I don’t know. I think she’s saying anything she wants too. I almost want to call her out on it, but I’md done with the lying.
Jordan: They want Michele out, so that they can back each other up. But Michele would be stupid not to go after Kevin.
Jeff: real real stupid. They just told you that – she’s not stupid. She’s crazy, but not stupid.
Back to general chitchat – the Jordan/Jeff story telling cuteness that we love…
– Time for a new top post!
They’re so awesome
Jordda, go back and read my last comment on the last post…
SLUDGELIPS ~ You asked in the last post why is it that Gnat isnt 300lbs when she eats and eats and is lazy etc.. well I have an answer for ya.. Havent you noticed how dirty that little girl is.. She probably has WORMS.. ROFLMFAO!!! ;)
lol. I got a kick out of that one!
bbfreek: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwh!
but considering her hygiene in the House, I could see it.
LOL Sasssy & Wolf.. When I read Sludgelips comment WORMS was the first thing that popped into my head.. lmao..
SSDD?? Why am I always so lost? *looks for a map*
*LOL* SSDD – Same shit, different day.
Anyone else notice that Kevin hasn’t been spending a lot of time in the HOH room?
Yeah, I have noticed – and when he’s up there, he gets raging paranoia that everyone is talking. Last night they came down and found everyone sleeping, not talking. I laughed out loud.
Thanks, SuperLessa. You’ve always got my back.
Check this out.. there is a BB Blogger on MySpace whose asking people to send her a dollar for a vacation, for her blogging for BB for 5yrs and never asking for a penny.. Im not sure how to take that but I know one thing, if Im sending anyone money, it’ll be to Lessa so she can have a vacation!! LESSA is the BESTEST BB BLOGGER OUT THERE!!!
BTW.. only 15days left til BB is over.. Im sad.. I will miss everyone and hope we can all keep in touch somehow!!!!!
Aw, thank BBFreek. I do it for the love of the game. The donate button is only there because folks asked me to put it up.
You guys are the best!
And – I’m getting http://realitydaze.com set up – I’ll cover survivor and whatever else reality that tickles my fancy there… plus http://parentingteensblog.net – ya’ll are always welcome to follow me anywhere I go.
Awww…
It’s gonna be sad when BB ends
Oh how I dread the end………it has to happen but it sucks!
You know, even though the Big Brother US season on CBS ends on September 15, there’s a great place to visit and keep in touch during the downtime…. it’s the Big Brother Experience (BBE) over at RealityDaze.com. Bunch of great people over there who share our love for all things BB-US.
(BTW, Lessa doesn’t pay me to endorse her site. I do it for free because I really do enjoy it.)
sasssy, I just your post! LOL
In high school, on our band trips, we’d sing that for hours!!!
gee, depressed band geeks much.
This is the second group that I belong to with “crazies” in the name……hmmmm and my baseball team’s name is “The Dorks”……yikes!! I’m not just a “crazy” but a “dork” too! No wonder I’m so happy all the time!!
Shout out for realitydaze.com/bbe
wooohhooot!!
cool dancing, uh huh!
(wolf, you big suck up. You DO sound like a commercial)
Does anyone know where Michele was when Jeff was yelling about Jordan shouldn’t stick with Nat and Kevin?
Oh YES!! Survivor baby!! WOO HOO!! I still need to go over and check out this BBE… sounds very interesting
Catherine, I think we’re all CRAZY DORKS around here.. ;)
Jodda – DR
And BBfreek – I’ll be opening for applications to play Big Brother Experience (BBE) probably about a week after BB is over. By the end of September for sure.
Damn those DR folks. I KNOW they can save him. Please save him DR people. Get into Kevin’s head and brainwash him. Don’t they know the ratings will take a nosedive with Jeff gone? lol I really need to calm down, don’t i?
I’ve played an online version of BB.
I won
Where’d ya play, Billy?
You’re right BBfreek!! And, ain’t it great to be crazy? lol
Lessa, I don’t know how it happened but when I joined the sites community it wouldn’t let me change my name from Sargintz to Catherine…….and my avatar is different too?? have I caused a problem somehow?
at realitydaze.com/bbe? or…?
I played at Jinxworld.
It’s a forum that talks about pretty much everything.
I’ve played an online version of BB, and would have gotten second to Lessa had it not been for certain people suddenly quitting and the replacements (with inside info) were out to get me.
-Vital
You and me both, Viper. *grr*
OOOH Lessa I have a link to who the ALL STAR cast for Survivor 20 will be if ya want it.. I WAS SO HAPPY to see one of my most FAVORITEST castaways there.. YEAH BABY!!
OMGOSH GNAT.. take the deal.. TAKE IT!!
Toss it to me in email.
misty water colored memories.
shudder.
I would LOVE it if Nat too the deal and they effed her over by trying to win
Hmmm…Gnats mouth is saying she wants to make the deal with Michele and Jeff but who knows with her
Ha! That’s what I’m thinking Billy. But I’m sure Gnat’s thought about that also and that’s the part I’m afraid of because that would keep her from doing it.
OK, its on its way.. I copy & pasted the cast into the email as well as provided the link..
I think i missed something, is there a chance jeff is staying now?? or just some more lies from natalie??
Good times Lessa, Good times, lol.
Oh and now Gnat’s on the believing Michele rant now. We’ll know if she’s for sure going to go for it or not because if she doesn’t she’ll run to Kevin and tell him. But when Kevin left the backyard Gnat was checking to make sure he wasn’t coming back before she started talking to Michele. So maybe…….**fingers crossed***
I think Gnat is just giving them lip service because she just told Michele that she (Gnat) was going to put up Kevin next week anyway if she got HOH. Which, at least according to what she’s told Kevin, they (Gnat & Kevin) have a F2 deal.
She told Kevin she’d put him up though – so that no one would suspect they had a final two deal.
thinking about final 4 going to final 3. Y’all remember the night Keesha figured out that Memphis was going to give her the boot? That was a long, drama filled night. Poor Keesha.
But TG, she already said she would put up Kevin to his face since it wouldn’t make them seem as close.
Oh yeah, that’s right, Lessa. Sorry, I forgot about her telling me that. Sorry about that.
Shoot. Should refresh before hand
And Jodda, yeah, I remember
That was so sad not only because Keesha was sad, but Memphis wanted to tell her so badly but couldn’t.
Ops I meant to say in my post that I forgot about her telling Kevin that…not telling me that.
I knew I shoulda proof read that before I sent it
TexasGirl you are making me LMFAO!!!!
I thought that you had an “in”or some special powers going on there TexasGirl!!! Just teasing ya! I didn’t even notice!
I love when the house is like this, all the planning and deals, makes me sit on pins and needles wondering what is really going to happen lol.
yeap, looks like Gnat was just giving Jeff & Michele lip service.
Ugh.
Kevin’s tweets are annoying. How can these people like Chima still?
Stupid Gnasty Gnarly Gnataliar Gnatalie.. UGH.. I hate you more and more every minute!! But if you take the damn deal, I might like you a wee little bit!!! STUPID BEYOTCH!! UGH!!
C’mon Dr…
Work your damn magic!
Barf, I am so tired of hearing Gnat talk about how freaking loyal she is. Blech
I can’t take it! I’m going to bed……I’ll just have to catch up in the morning……have fun everyone! Nite!
Awww nite Catherine..
Billy.. I agree, Kevs tweets were stupid.. Beff??? WTF.. and I think he & Gnat are the only ones who really care for Chima at this point..
I off to bed also. I’ve been staying up too late and barely getting up to get the kids off to school. Y’all have fun.
Thanks for all your hard work Lessa.
Night you two!
YA KNOW.. Gnats so worried about losing Kevins Jury vote.. so Jordan, Jeff & Michelle all three should tell her, either take this deal or we for sure WONT vote for you and also tell everyone in the jury house lies about you so they wont vote for your ugly gnappy azz either!!!
C’mon… Let me hear those magic words. “Natalie, please go to the diary room.”
GNat is such a moocher, it was only a matter of time until she started wearing Kevin’s new sweatshirt, she’s totally trying to get him to give it to her for keeps…B*tch!
HEY Lessa.. do you know Carolyn & Susan from BB Heaven??? Just curious
I know of them – but don’t know them, nope.
Why would Michelle offer to give her HOH? I am so confused. Are they seriously going to give it to her?
They are trying anything to get Jeff that needed vote. But Natalie’s not gonna do it, so.
BBFreek and Billy…from your fingertips to God’s ears…..or AG, whichever gets the job done. I am sitting here chewing my nails off just waiting for the DR to do something. A Kev/Nat/Jordo/Michelle Final Four would be boring to me.
Btw, what was that website for the avitars again?
Tarri.. My opinion is that NO they weren’t serious but just saying that to get Jeff another week.. although, even if she did give up HOH purposely to Gnat it would be ok, cuz as GNAT says, the POV is more important/powerful than HOH..
LIKE I SAID though, this is only my opinion
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Thanks!
OOOOH LESSA its August 31st.. You will have to tell us tomorrow if we beat last months views.. yee haw
WHOA Apple…
Well at least tonite wasnt AS boring as the past few have been.. Gonna stick around for a few more minutes then head to bed :D
lol what is whoa? All I can see is my old pic. I thought it didn’t work. Do you see the foot or the baby?
Apple: NO I see neither.. I see the old monster.. Let me try again.. maybe I refreshed before you saved the new avatar :D
Onnce again a boring night…
Been a long day, so I’m heading off to sleep. Night
THERE IT IS APPLE.. Aww cute baby laughing..
A LOT cuter than that green monster ;)
The green monster is his alter ego….trust me! But Thanks! If that isn’t the face a bliss, I don’t know what is!
Me too.. Im off to bed..
GOODNITE TO ALL!! & THANKS LESSA FOR ANOTHER KICK ASS BLOG!!! MWAH!!
Night ya’ll.