should be an interesting few days on the feeds, hm?
But around here? Everything’s GUCCI!
Feeds are back already! And they talk about what kind of thing they’ll tell the jury about the three of them all being there. Natalie is silent. (Bless you, BB Gods)
Kevin: so it was all about how many you got right, really.
Kevin: so how fast did you do it, Natalie?
Natalie; doesn’t matter. I could have done it in 2 seconds, I got it all wrong.
Jordan describes what it looked like for Kevin, since he didn’t get to see it. Kevin goes into the Storage room
Jordan: don’t be mad – I got you.
Natalie: i feel like you’re gonna change your mind, he’ll change you.
Kevin comes back.
Natalie; now i’m in the position Michele was in.
Kevin: what?
Natalie; Loser.
–Lessa: oh honey, we NEVER thought Michele was a loser. *smirk*
We got trivia on feed 3 – the theme music and no audio for a moent -something makes Jordan laugh. Then we’re back.
Jordan: oh I feel better.
She goes to get something to drink. Jordan to the DR…
Natalie: in the green room I was like… (trivia) Kevin was (trivia) compensate for the one that went into the wrong hole, and I didn’t do that.
Kevin: oh! so chima’s ball went into the wrong hole and you put another CHima up?
natalie: yeah, so it went Jessie, Ronnie, Jessie, Russell, Chima – but I messed up on her ball. It went into Russell’s hole… then I put I dunno. Everything was off one. I put you as 10, jeff as 9, jordan as… Jordan Killed me. It wasn’t even close.
Kevin: well, all the pressure is on me, a 50-50 shot.
Natalie; i hope if you win, you stick with the deal and take me
Kevin: umhm.
Natalie: cuz..
Kevin; this is not according to plan.
Natalie: my life depends on you now. I’m kicking myself. I jumped off the endurance, that’s what’s killing me, eating me inside. So I just hope you stick with me.
Kevin: we have a crap shoot now.
NAtalie; i know you’re making a deal with jordan.
Kevin: final two? i already amde that deal. So did you.
Natalie; I feel like you’re gonna go with her.
Kevin: the bitch wins, she’s taking you.
Natalie: my game is on you, I don’t think Jordan will take me.
Kevin: she’s not confirmed anything with me.
Kevin: i know it’s gonna be hard, but I think for the next couple days… I mean, what can we do? Like.. enjoy the fact that we made it to the end
Natalie; no, I know, I just…
Kevin You can easily make this next couple days diarrhea, or
Natalie; I just hope I can trust you, that’s what it comes down too, you know?
Kevin: And I need to study just in case it’s not a true false
Natalie: obviously I’m not the one to help you study, it’s Jordan.
Kevin: no, you knew it, you just messed up on the game itself.
Natalie: I feel like now.. you know if I won this, I had a case to plead to the jury – now what am I gonna say? I won one HOH that was a tie breaker question? Now I don’t even know what I’ll say…
Kevin: Now we have to think about different scenarios, it would depend on who you’re up against, if we even get a shot. We’re all in the same vote. I could still get third place.
Natalie: i know. Um. My speech was to both of you – is not gonna change. I’m not tlaking about the person next to me – if I’m up there, it’ll be we’ve been together since day one…
Kevin: No, i’m tlaking about why do you deserve the money over this perso
Natalie; i do better with on the spot question.
–Lessa: yeah. We’ve noticed. NOT.
Kevin: it’s live – they’ll say we have like 30 seconds to respond, you know?
Natalie: well, KEvin, my life is in your hands, right now
Kevi: gotta have a back up plan
Natalie: I have no back up plan.
Kevin: I know you’ve been working Jordan.
Natalie; how the hell have i been working her? You don’t get an answer with her!
Kevin: you’re bonding with her. That’s her whole game, who she bonds with.
Natalie: i don’t feel like we bonded, she helped me put a tampon in, I never considered that bonding.
Kevin: we’ve never even talked – she keeps telling me that she doesn’t know what I’m thinking, treating me like I’m Michele, I’m like damn bitch…
Natalie: right now, every scenario that Jordan is in, she’s getting the votes, and besides that, with Jordan it’d be minmum to go to America, if not win outright. WHoever she’s against, me or you, it’ll be america’s vote
kevin; and she’s from Middle America and they’re gonna love her.
NAtalie; we know Michele votes for her, Jeff’s voting for her, a given. I mean if Jordan wins and evicts me, you got my vote. I won’t vote for her if she evicts me, no way. If you decide and evict me, of course I’m giving Jordan my vote.
Trivia.
Back
Natalie; honstly, I’ll depend on you. The plan goes on. You know I was taking you to the end – if I was taking Jordan, I never would have jumped off the log. I’m just gonna count my eggs on you.
–Lessa: …yeah, she’s so good on the spot.
Kevin: it’s a 50-50 shot.
Natalie; i mean if you win. If you don’t, we’re in the same boat.
Kevin: specially now if we take her to the end, she’s gonna look like OOOH! She cmae through and kicked Natalie’s ass.
Natalie: I got 5, she got 9, it wasn’t even close. And she had 18 seconds left on the clock! I had two. TWO!
Kevin: and she won the before and after, another mental.
Natalie; she tied in fact or fiction
Kevin: her thing is we could always say she was a dumb player – but she’s actually proving. I don’t even know what I wanna talk about anymore, I mean, now America’s voting… I don’t want to, you know? Talk about it on live feeds.
Kevin to the DR.
Natalie; he’s gonna be up your ass.
JordaN: I told them, I said I’m taking Natalie if I win.
Natalie; now, no joke? I now have nothing to even plead to the jury to vote for me. I suck. I won one competition, I don’t have anything to plead
Jordan: you can say you stayed loyal, trustworthy, you’ve you know..
Natalie; that’s it. That’s all I got.
Jordan: true to your alliances, I dunno, you can say – I mean, I don’t really see.. I didn’t like you at first but now I do? I think everyon sees you’re the sweet Natalie
Natalie; he was trying to talk to me, and I don’t wanna tlak to him, and he was all I dunno why you’re sad, Jordan will take you, and I said I don’t know that, she hasn’t said that, she said I don’t know and he said if she’s smart she’s gonna take you and I’m like well, she doesn’t tell me anything.
Jordan: and the questions on the final are..
Natalie: for sure true or false. Jeff said.. the best part of the BB house was meeting Jordan, True or False, then they’ll show what they said, you know? It’s truely 50-50 now. It won’t be anything in the house, truly 50-50 who said this, 100%.
Jordan: i’m not good at that.
Natalie; yeah you are! you done good at them! I hope you do Jordan, my life is in your hands right now, truly in your hands. It’s gonna be live, right then and there…
Jordan: if I lose, I’m gonna..
Natalie; feel like I feel right now… I just think that now, it’s 5 days for him…
JOrdan: i can see, I mean, if I had seen you talking if you won..
Natalie: I had my mind made up – and I had it allr eady, you didn’t want to pack your bags, you were too cocky, once my mind is made up, no one can change it. He feels confident, he thinks he’s got this. SHouldn’t feel confident, it bites you in the ass..
–lessa: yes, yes it does, feel the sting, Natalie?
Jordan: if I don’t win, I’m out
Natalie; no, I fll, um, I feel, um I feel like.. you know.. He knew if Michele was here I wouldn’t have fallen from Endurance, because I’d have been so pissed. And it benefited him getting rid of Michele, so I knew I couldn’t trust him, he was going back and forth. If I could trust him, it nver would have been an option to keep her – it would have been a straight up no. Obviously he was thinking about it. When I go into the DR he’s gonna be like US TWO! that’s what he’s gonna do, that’s what he does..
Jordan: I swear!
Natalie: you don’t think they can change your mind? Because they..
Fish.
Natalie: that’s what he does, he’s trying to play all of us.
–Lessa: pot. kettle. black.
Jordan: i’m gonna tell him, that you know, I feel your going back and forth between me and Natalie
Natalie; don’t say that! Just ride it out… he was all, I think she will take you, if she’s smart she’ll take you and I’m like I don’t think she is. Don’t eve
Jordan: he keeps asking me questions, that’s why I think you all talk…
Natalie; no, he did that to me too, yesterday. What is he asking you
Jordan: are you sure you’d take me? And I’m like yeah, why? And he asked do you swear on anything..
Natalie; you ask him you pick me? and see what he says…
Jordan: it’d be dumb to think you and me don’t talk…
–Lessa; oh jordan…
Natalie to the DR
Natalie: i don’t feel like talking.
KEvin: I wonder what we’re gonna get to eat.
Jordan: Ok! I want to talk to you
Kevin: oh girl, bring it.
JOrdan: you make me nervous – you tell me you’re gonna take me, but I don’t think you will. Here’s our chance to talk right now. When I play everything out – I’m telling you honestly, I’m scared to take her because she has so many friends in the jury. I would hate to take someone and think you’d win, but they ahve more friends.
Kevin: me too
Jordan: she’s got Jessie, Russell, Lydia because she’s pissed off at me, you if I evicted you, I’d do the same thing, especially on finale night – that’s 4 against 2. I feel like I’m gonna come in second because theyr’e on the other team. But you and me – I’ve one 3, you’ve won 4 – that’s close. That gives them, things to think about. Then me and you have kinda laid low,
Kevin: we have similar, yeah..
JOrdan: I feel me and you, it’s 50-50. I know I don’t have Jessie’s..
Kevin: I feel like I don’t
Jordan: 50-50…
Kevin: he gave me a hand to the face
JordaN: Yah. Russell – I left a really mean message.. so I know he’s bitter, he said he’d vote for who sent Jeff – so half and half… I for sure have Jeff, you have Lydia. Michele, she might be bitter because you picked me, or against you… if you look at the votes, it’ll be split. It’ll be half and half, or America’s vote, so it’s an easy split. That’s how I see it.
Kevin: tehn she has the engagement, the wedding… yeah, I know this.
Jordan: yeah, but yu keep saying are you….
Kevin: i know she’s working you
Jordan: no! I just think you’re flopping.
Kevin: my mind is made up, it’s been made up sine she gave up the veto. Bitch sent me home because she gave up her right to play the veto. I was already leaning, but mind made up that moment. That’s what I’m gonna tell her. She told me she had the final two flip and when I asked her upstairs, she said she swore on her life, and I said if that’s the truth, I’m not taking you to the end, and I told her Natalie, you better come up with another story and she realized oh yeah right – and then she told us the new story. That’s when I said this is OVER. That’s why I was so upset.
Jordan: and I think just to spite me, the jury would vote for her. Jessie won’t vote against her, Russell likes her, Lydia won’t vote against me, so that’s Jeff – and you won’t vote for me so..
Kevin: I’m just concerned, because I’ve been thinking of it for a while..
Jordan: when Jeff wasevicted I started thinking of all the scenarios… they ask you and you kinda gotta put scenarios. When I wanted, at first, Michele to stay because I thought you were on board with her – but when you said you weren’t, I’m like.. was he messing with my head..
Kevin: i’m not messing with your head. I have to – she’s freaking out, since before Michele. Because she knows it would be dumb of me to take her. I have to be like, oh, yeah – that’s why she’s freaking out as much as she is.
Jordan: whenever Julie said that to me, I was just like uuuuuh, i didn’t know how to react!
Trivia…
9:00 Feeds are back.
Kevin: going through memories like that was bitter sweet. It’s like nice, but it’s coming to the end. We still have five days though.
Natalie; five days of nothing…
Kevin: NOw we know it was the Jeff and Jordan show – I mean we knew, but now..
Natalie; it’s confirmed… If you want a shot, you better choose me. you are, right?
Kevin: stop! if this is the next five days, I’m gonna ignore you.
Natalie: you have to reassure me. You’d be the same way.
Jordan to the DR
Jordan: I wanna eat my cake!
She goes.
Natalie; Jordan will drink the champagne.
Kevin: Oh I know. She’s on cloud nine.
Kevin: No questions about Laura… or Braden.
Natalie: We talked about them on our own. It was so early no one remembers – it was Casey and on.
Kevin: Michele will be known for her night terrors, Jessie coup d’etat, Ronnie for being a maniacle player
NAtalie: Jeff for being a sweetheart
Kevin: fuck Jeff. I’m so sick of Jeff. He was playing Jordan! Dude, if I didn’t get rid of Jeff, I would have lost.
Natalie; America loves Jef and Jordan. That’s why they’re the storyline, they’re loved
Kevin: and they have the underdog story.. Nobody would have thought she would have got this far, we’re looking like bullies.
Natalie: And she needs is with her mom… everyone needs it in their own way… but yeah, it was from Casey and on.
Kevin: i did like Casey though – he was hilarious.
Kevin: I couldn’t find any redeeming values with Russell.
Natalie; the real schemer..
Kevin: He sounded like he came from a rough environment and made something out of it.
Kevin: I think Michele – what she needed in her game to win, she needed a human side. She was so robotic, calculated, logical it scared people. She would have won if she just like, was more likeable. Lydia would have gotten far if she’d control her emotions. She threw people under the bus left and right.
- smack talk continues…
Kevin: Laura would have gotten further if she had stuck with her clique.
NAtalie; I had to throw in the fifth clique with that one. She should have known we were real.
Kevin: Jessie realized too late he put all his eggs in too few baskets.
Natalie; who did you think I was closest too? Jessie or Chima?
KEvin: Jessie. I had no idea you were close to Chima. You were always talking about Jessie, around Jessie, always jessie. I started to realize toward the end, and that’s what I thought he needs to go, he collected girls.
Natalie; He had Ronnie
Kevin: no he didn’t. Ronnie was using JEssie. Ronnie was playing everyone.
NAtalie; he didn’t play me, he didn’t screw me
Kevin: that you know of.
Natalie; the whole time Ronnie was here our alliance was on top.
Natalie: we need to do some major cleaning tonight.
Back to smack talk…
Kevin to the DR.
JOrdan: aren’t you like excited? I’m like in the best mood!
Natalie: I’m excited
Jordan: You should be. Don’t feel bad.
Natalie: when I went into the DR the first time – what did he say
Jordan: i’ll tell you later..
Jordan: I just don’t know what he’s gonna do… I mean look what he’s doing to us…
Natalie; yeah, you see ‘I’m gonna win’ – he knows if he goes to the end he’ll win.
Jordan: Only thing about it being the finale, I’ll be upset if I lose. It’s luck of the draw kinda…
They talk about wanting a spa day.
Jordan: I’m excited, my family’s gonna be here!
Natalie; we’ll go through and talk about every jury member… what they might do or something..
Jordan: I always get Jeff’s wrong!
Natalie: I got Chima’s wrong.. It’ll be about things they did here and all.
They wanna Jacuzzi, say they need to get their suitcase..
Natalie: Just so you know, I’m not saying anything to him. If he says I’m saying stuff? He’s lying. He’s gonna tell you he’s telling you but will make his own decision so I’m not even gonna campaign.
Jordan: I think it might be bad luck if I leave it in here – I’ve laways had my stuff in the splish splash room, and I’ve always survived!
Natalie: keep it! You’re the surviving member of the splish splash room! Stick with it.
JordaN: America must have really liked Jeff
NAtalie; Seriously!
Jordan: i was like sheesh!
Jordan: I’m not unpackin all the way. Five days! I wish they hd something for us to do… I thought when they told us we were all staying – I was like we’re going somewhere!
Natalie: Me too! For a second.
Jordan: was your heart pounding when you started that competition? I was excited, this was it – I was like ok, I know these! That’s why they couldn’t give us hints, it would have so given it away! You want me to straighten your hair on finale night? Do your makeup?
Natalie; For sure! The whole nine yards!
Natalie to the DR…
Kevin: oh, you know what? I don’t think we should change our clothes actually.
Jordan: why? oh, oh yeah.
–Lessa: …huh?
Kevin: So you’re totally on board, right? Cuz last time we’re talking..
Jordan: YES! You make me nervous – you keep asking me and it scares me! Because honestly, I don’t think you’d pick me..
Kevin: why do you keep thinking that? Well, 1000% if I get the choice I’ll pick you.
JordaN: ok.
Kevin: I already know what I’m gonna say.. my mind was made up long time ago. I’m going to tell her, ultimately, I can’t risk the fact you might have some mystery power.
Jordan: and first or second place when you’re walking out there, you’ll be like OMG… even if I got 50k, I’d be freakin estatic! Anything’s better than nothing.
Kevin: so even if Natalie convinces you..
Jordan: I know. Don’t be paranoid. I know everyone is gonna be that way ths week
Kevin: she’s already on me! I just have to calm her down, I don’t want to torture her
Jordan: I think it’s gonna be fair if it’s me or you.
Kevin: I know I’d get second with her, with you it’s second with a shot at first. her, no shot.
Jordan: even if it came to a tie – you’re funny, and I’m nice, and it will balance out
Kevin: oh no, you and Jeff? But it could..
Jordan: Jeff was huge for them..
Kevin: I don’t know if I told you when I wanted JEff out, they were like NO ARE YOU SURE OMG..
BB: You are not allowed ot talk about production..
Kevin: He was so loved. At one point I was like I can’t talk about jeff anymore, sorry. I was like ENOUGH. Especially when I realized there was voting.
Jordan: i thought you or michele had it
Kevin: I was all over the house…
They talk about the house meeting – which is when Jeff found out about the Coup d’Etat, and so Natalie says that was all because of her (the house meeting) and explains her version of the things that lead up to it.
Kevin: I’m surprised we didn’t have a have not.
Kevin: so I didn’t understand that blowup – what happned?
Natalie; ok, this was when Russell was HOH, and Michele said things about Chima up there to Russell, so then Russell said something to Chima – oh Russell was paranoid, and then they,
…. she keeps stumbling over herself, trying to get it all out. I can’t transcribe it. Sorry. The way she talks makes me want to stab puppies. Heh.
Natalie: it was all Michele that started that fight.
Kevin: Speaking of fights! Remember when I got up in Ronnie’s face
Natalie; Now’s not the time
Kevin: We’re supposed to talk about it naturally..
Natalie: but it’s not time yet.
Kevin: I just remember thinking, Russell it was a last desparate attempt to put it all on Michele
Natalie; but it was TRUE.
Kevin: Not all of it
Natalie; it was true that’s why Chima came and got Michele – Russell wasn’t an innocent bystander but michele started it
Kevin: she capitalized on Russell’s paranoia… hiding behind doors
Natalie; you don’t even know some of the stuff Jessie and I seen… we were on the bed, and we saw someone crawling – it was Lydia!
Jordan makes a run for the potty again (the rich final three food and stress gave her an upset tummy…)
9:40 Trivia.
9:42 back
Natalie; get your butt over here! How do I bring it up.
Kevin: pandora again.
Natalie: so – me winning HOH came up at the perfect time – I got to open pandora’s box, and I got to see my boyfriend, and he became my fiance, and I wish you all could be there…
–tells the story in her robotic (good at off the cuff my ass) fashion. Kevin does good and asks her questions and leads the conversation.
Natalie; first engagement on big brother!
–Lessa: WRONG! Season 2, boogie proposed finale night to Krista.
Natalie: it’s the best thing that’s ever happened in my life and here..
Kevin: and while ou ere experiencing the highs, we experienced the lows
Natalie: i’m sorry – but I know, I’m sure, if you knew what was happening..
Kevin: why didn’t you tell us right off the bat?
Natalie; because I’m the prankster of the season.. I thought I got you guys good, so there you go. ANYWAYS…
Kevin: Lets go get something from the kitchen!
Lessa – yeah, this is so natural. *smirk*
Now they talk about the fight with Ronnie
Jordan: I thought you were mad at him about hitler..
Natalie; It’s over, it’s done, we lost… SO KEVIN remember the fight you got into with Ronnie in the bathroom?
Kevin: I remember him calling me a liar and I remember thinking oh hell no..
Natalie; You blew up more than I’d ever seen – you chest bumped him
Jordan: Chest bumpers yay!
Natalie; did he cry?
Jordan: he was always fake crying..
Jordan to the DR – which lets Kevin and Natalie talk about LML, the reason they’re in the final three.
10:19 – General chitchat at the hot tub. more of the same, how Finale night will work, what it’ll be like, how nervous they are, five days of nothing coming up, who is coming to see them, yadda yadda yadda.
I’m taking a break for a while – if something important happens, I’ll jump back in. 
11:01
Natalie; i knew all the HOHs in order. If it was just that, I’d have had it in 5 seconds.
–Lessa: lemme see, I do believe I heard… “who was the fourth HOH? who was it? OMG, who?” While we all laughed and screamed RUSSELL… Yah. five seconds. Gotcha.
Jordan: I was scared it would be really hard
Natalie; i wanted it to be. I knew everything.
–Lessa: *smirk*
11:56 Kevin/Natalie in the red room – Jordan in DR.
Kevin: we need to stop with the Jeff bashing, the negativity.. you know America’s voting right now, and there’s going to be a montage of her being why don’t they like Jeff or something – they’re voting now, I don’t want to fuck around with America’s vote.
Natalie: i’m fucked already so.
Kevin: We need to include her, can’t pair off, we have to…
–Lessa: yeah, because 5 days will make us forget what a douchebags you guys have been all season…. like now- while Jordan cleans up the table in the kitchen while you’re in bed. Nice. Real nice.
Kevin: (heard me, apparently) Are you cleaning up now?
Jordan: yeah, Michele said we could put it in there…
Kevin: ok, I’ll come help.
Natalie; I’ll be there after I’m done with this game.
–Lessa: snort.
1:00 AM
After cleaning the kitchen, starting laundry, ect, everyone gets into bed and the talk is sex, of course. The girls ask Kevin a lot of questions about being gay, when they have sex, etc. Talk turns to Michele, and Natalie says shew as a swinger, and she’d never put up with that at all. Talk continues..
Kevin: you swing with someone you’re just dating for fun, not someone you love.
They explain about how quickly a girl can get wet, Kevin asks questions, and is thorougly grossed out.
Natalie; Kevin you need to touch a vagina!
Kevin: OH NOOOOOOOO.
Jordan: I think vagina’s are
Kevin: Gross!
Jordan: and a penis
Kevin: is beautiful!
Jordan: how can a penis be beautiful?! It’s a one-eyed monster!
Talk moves to circumcision – better, or not. If it makes a difference, what the cleanliness issues are, etc. Jordan’s never seen an uncircumcised penis. On to size, etc.
1:28 Fish for a while – and we come back to still talking about relationships. We get periodic fish as the stories delve into people who haven’t given releases.
We’re back, and Natalie says she finds it disrespectful if she calls her man and he ignores the call.
Natalie: do I need to have a reason to call you? I thought I could call just to say hi because I was thinking about you. I’ll call 10 times a day!
Jordan agrees to an extent… Kevin is astounded. “that’s because you don’t live with him…”
Natalie; seriously, it is ok to call someone multiple times a day! It shows you care
Kevin: It’s annoying! why not text?
Natalie: I do that too. But sometimes you don’t get a response, and I get mad, so I’ll call then.
Kevin: I know he loves me, but when I get home we can love on each other. Then when I get home, he’s calling someone else! So when I’m here, you don’t want to talk to me!? You know what I do – sometimes I call him while I’m home, and he’s like what are you doing and I tell him you only want to talk to me on the phone! He hangs up. 10 times a day? You need to chill back on that…
Natalie: maybe it’s just 5 or 6…
Kevin: it’s just because you don’t live with each other. I just save my stories for when I get home, unless it’s like 911 status.
Natalie: I call him for everything.
Kevin talks about using ichat to talk at work, instead of face to face.
Kevin: i love it at work – we’re constantly having fun, photochopping and everything. I know they’ve taken images of me and used them, it’s so much fun.
1:29 – lights out, but still chattering.
Natalie declaring again that her man has never looked at porn – doesn’t need to ask him, knows how he is, what kind of person he is. Kevin isn’t buying it. (Neither am I. *L*)
Kevin: so if he googles Paris hilton and up pops her boobs, he won’t click on it?
Natalie; no, he won’t
Kevin: (cracking up) You’re in la la land. You are out of your mind. Who’s his ideal girl?
Natalie: I don’t know.
Kevin: girl – you need to have some talks. His dream girl don’t need to see her boobs?! Come on.
Natalie: I’m saying he’s not gonna buy a magazine, he’s not gonna go on the internet and search for it! He’s not! not all guys are like that!
Kevin: You said never.
Natalie; Never. I’ve been with him almost 3 years now.
Kevin; You need to hope he looks at porn – or something’s wrong with him and he needs to see a doctor.
Kevin: do you think he masturbates?
Natalie: I’m saying he won’t click on it to see more!
Kevin: does he masturbate?
Natalie; I don’t know if he does or doesn’t do!
Kevin: If he does like every healthy person does! When he masturbates, you better hope it’s to porn and not someone he knows! That’s why porn is good, keep it fantasy level!
Natalie: Jordan! do you look at porn?
Jordan: no!
Natalie: see?
Kevin: Girls are different
Natalie; Does your ex look at pon?
JOrdan: probably!
Natalie; her boyfriend was as douchebag.
Kevin: You need to have a discussion with him, and find out about porn, and if he masturbates… I’m saying if his dream girl comes up in playboy and her boobs are popping out
Natalie: ok, he might look at that.
Kevin: THAT’S PORN! That’s what I’m saying!
Natalie: Jordan do you think very man looks at porn?
Jordan: yes.
Natalie; OMG! I’m saying he doesn’t go on the internet and search for that kinda stuff!
Kevin: So – she’s saying, they’ve been away for three months, lets assume he’s masturbating, she says he’s staring at a blank wall, no stimulus..
Jordan: Being a boy- I mean, my brother didn’t have sex yet and he’s looked at porn.
Natalie: i’m saying he look and says uck! I’m saing he doesn’t look for porn.
Kevin: so he watches oprah as he masterbates – he watches the food network to bust a nut over.. what is he stimulating himself with?
Natalie: WHAT I’M SAYING IS – he’s not a sicko and looks for shit on the internet
Kevin: you’re jumping to conclusions to the EXTREME. All I’m saying is you’d want him to look t porn, it’s better because it’s fantasy level..
Jordan: Most guys look at porn.
Kevin; It’s actually ok.
Jordan: or have dirty magazines
Kevin: that’s like mom and dad stuff – it’s like internet, one click away. Done.
Natalie: kevin knows everyone perfectly.
Kevin: you say never – which is impossible to prove a big statement, so I feel confident. It’s like you never carressed your vagina… you’ve never wiped it and gone ohh what’s that!
Jordan: not a tingling sinsation!
Natalie: I need help here, PLEASE.
–Lessa; in oh so may ways.
Jordan: I’m tired.
Natalie; I wanna play pool. Let’s go Kevin.
Kevin: no, I’m gonna sleep.
Natalie: my whole life I’ve gotten along with guys.
Kevin: then you should know he masturbates
Natalie: I’m just SAYING I’ve never SEEN him.
Kevin: a lot of gay sex involves masturbation
Natalie; what, do you just stand next to the toilet together?
Kevin:….no! It’s in bed!
Natalie; you need a girl.
Natalie: i’m a very needy girl. clingy.
–Lessa: GASP no. REALLY?! I never would have guessed. *Dry look*
Kevin: insecure.
Natalie; no! Just affectionate, and clingy.
Kevin: you have trust issues.
Natalie; maybe, I won’t deny it.
2:10 Talk turns to Jordan’s blossoming zit.
Natalie; I’m gonna hook your guy up with a girl.
Kevin: I’ll hook up your guy with a guy and he’ll love it.
Natalie: He never would.
–Lessa: Yet you’re so sure you can turn Kevin or any gay guy straight. Give it up.
Natalie demands blow job tips. Jordan giggles.
Kevin: and then you slide a finger up his ass!
Natalie: that’s disgusting.
Kevin: Calm down. You need to start thinking about this shit. You think he’s gonna do it missionary style the whole 57 years you’re together?
Natalie; he’s not GAY.
Kevin: it’s not gay – the straight guys I know don’t mind it if they’re comfortable. They don’t want a dick, but a finger is ok.
Natalie; I almost bit his nipple off one time. He was so mad. When I wrestle, I wrestle!
Kevin: you wrestle naked?
Natalie: ugh. fully clothed Kevin.
Kevin: baby oil?
Natalie; no! OMG.
2:27- they quiet down at last… nighty night hamsters!
OMG so excited as you all are….loved Julie cutting Nat off!!!!! I’m so excited for the finale but what I was thinking if Nat gets the boot on Tuesday can you imagine jury questioning!!!!! She will try her hardest to keep her lies with kevin a secret….or she will try to be the one to make it about herself
She won’t let anyone else talk. Do they have rules that everyone only gets one question or how does that work. I just know she will try to make it all about her and how she was trustworthy and loyal and keep bringing up stuping stuff….
Anyway my stomach hurts just thinking about it. Does anyone know the rules about jury questioning…
Gnat’s playing the poor pityfull me act…he he he
OMG I just got back and finished reading the live show. and have the feeds on Jordogucci won
Happy dance! 
Yeah, yeah, yeah, WOOOOHOOOOO Alright Jordan….now K/N are nervous and nat is pissed off. I cannot wait until she blows and you know she will….lol
Ah Natalie, one things for sure… YOU LOST!
Now we have to deal with Natalie the lieing wench whine and whine Until I have to mute the chit. LOL
woohooo! GUCCI BABY!!!
awww. Poor Poor Natalie. She’s still telling Kevin about how she SCREWED THE COMP UP.
can I get a HELL YEAH????
My family is about to call the looney bin. I was practically dancing on the ceiling!!!!!!
I LOVE how the audience’s happiness couldn’t be contained over Jordan KICKING NAT’s BUTT in this comp,
omg. I so needed that positivity from BB>
that was so good. I need a cigarette!!!!
Angels Dream, usually I don’t like to dance, but I will make an exception in this situation.
So happy
and, what do you know… Jordan wasn’t soo freakin stupid. wow, Nat.. Wait.. I know.. the DR had their hand in this.
How else could Jordan beat you in both Mental and Physical comp??
OH, wait.. that’s right. PERHAPS she’s not the idiot you think she is.
HELLZ YEAH, Jodda!
Thanks Happy I am not known for being a dancer myself but Jordon kicked Nats A@@:D
Gnat just said “my game in this life”
Happy Dance here too. Notice Jordan’s face when Julie said nat got 5? You could tell she knew at that moment that she won, but she’s a class act. Gnat would have been jumping up and down in celebration. Hah!
who thought it was crazy to think of Boogie when we have seen his genital warts on Dr. 90210. Sorry weird things pop into my head.
Eeeeeeewww…
I had forgotten about that, Sandra
Someone please muzzle this whine bag….she is already showing her true colors….biggest excuse maker on BB ever.
Gnat said she does better with on the spot questions.
Tell that to Julie
Yeehaw Jordo!….I seriously hope she isn’t really gonna take Natalie! Did I miss something…..does anyone know who she is really thinking of taking??!
~N
Are we going to see Michele go into the Jury house Sunday? prolly not right?
YESS!!!! IM SO FREAKIN HAPPY FOR JORDAN!!!
Karma’s a bitch aint it Gnatalie.. HEE HEE HEE HEE!!!
Sandra, I’m learning too much info about Mike B. Ewe! I had my doubts about Jordo’ self confidence, but she did it. All mouth with Nat, just all mouth. I’m afraid Jordo will take her to final 2 if she wins. Afraid I’m gonnahave to pull for Kevin in the final comp. It’s oona take some time to come down from this high. BB crazies isn’t this freakin’ awesome
Oh God…
Back on the America’s racist train…
Don’t worry Tina Dr. Will Fixed him up as good as new….LOL. and Sheila got some work done too….lol. As far as these houseguest go and who should take who I’m getting so mixed up
What do you guys think Kevin vs. Jordan would be?
Jordan: Jeff, America, Michele(?)
Kevin: Lydia
I think Gnat would vote for Jordan. Jessie and Russell? Not sure…
oh billy i dont know.. I am thinking Jessie may vote for Kevin and Russell just might vote for Jordo…maybe! It is gonna be a great show though! I can hardly wait!~N
I think Lydia, Jessie, Russ, and Michele would vote for Kevin to win.
Ha. Kevin decided to stop talking because of the feeds
that was supposed to be they would vote Kevin over Jordan
Gee Kevin, it might be a little too late to stop talking now.
Depending on who Voted Natalie out. Say Kevin Voted out Natalie the votes (i think) would go
Jordan: Jeff, Michele, Jessie, Natalie, America.
Kevin: Lydia, Russell.
If Jordan Won and Took Kevin it would be:
Jordan: Jeff, Michele, Russell, America.
Kevin: Lydia, Jessie, Natalie.
So… Lessa, I am west coast. Didn’t watch. Just read what happened. How is the America’s vote working? Is it just in case of a tie?
In my often wrong views…I think Michelle would vote for Jordon to win, because she really showed how great of a competitor she was in the end…But I am so wrong so often! I keep bouncing back and forth from CBS americas vote! haha…I keep voting and voting! ~N
Michele said after eviction that she wouldn’t vote for Jordan if she didn’t win the last HOH.
I want to reach inside my computer and shake Jordan.
Michele also said she’d be working against Kevin in the jury, so she was all over on the place on what she’d do in the interviews.
Natlie is going to twist Jordan and I dislike her for that…I GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR mean people, I really do. She is so pathetic and has been all game, that she makes me sick
Jodda,sorry can’t help with the cigarettes. Gave those up 24 years ago. I think Kevin could get more votes than Jordan in the jury house. What do yall think. Who do you think Jeff would for if it was between Kevin and Nat?
Last night Jordon started voicing her desire to take Nat. That’s why we have to pull for Kevin in the finals
Boy! Jordo is really playing the game now. Listen to her and Kevin. You go Jordo
Michelle also said if Kevin didn’t keep her, she would vote against him if he is in the final 2 and she said the same to Julie (which makes me think she means it). Please don’t hope Kevin wins final HOH. Based on the way the jury seems to not like Natalie and acknowledge how she hasn’t done anything, it may NOT be horrible if Jordan were to take her. Please not I do NOT want Natalie in the finals, BUT Jordan might be able to beat her with jury (and America’s help). I would rather Jordan win than Kevin or Natalie. If I’m forced to choose between Kevin and Natalie, then choose Kevin. Bottom line I think it might be a tie in a lot of cases and hopefully America will choose Jordan in the tie (since Kevin and Natalie have been so vicious!). That’s the way I’m voting at least!
Tina, I quit about a year and a half ago. I was just joking, because the JOrdan win tonight was so good. LOL.
Jordan, go girl.
I think so too about Kevin with more votes. Then again, I’m usually out of the ballpark when I try to figure how a jury would vote.
Oh yeah, shes going with Kevin
jordon needs to take nat…not b/c I like her b/c I actually hate Nat, BUT that jury would not vote for Natalie!!! She has the best chance against Natalie and as much as I don’t even want her to get 50,000, i do want jordan to win, so ya that’s my feeling on that
Who is this new Jordon? I really really like her
I have no idea what’s going to happen
I like her too! Does anyone else think that she might have been really playing the game all along in her head and is just now coming out with it cause she knows its do or die time?
Kevin and Gnat: “I’ll take you”
Jordan and Gnat: “I’ll take you”
Jordan and Kevin “I’ll take you”
We’ll maybe i’m just gullible but I see it being Kevin and Jordan in Final 2
lol I meant Well
I just think Jordan is her own worst enemy. Nerves, lack of self-confidence, etc, is what comes across as “dumb”.
Mix that with a little naivetee, you get what you see in the feeds. (My opinion)
But change that with a win, or when she or Jeff were HOH, and she’s more clear, more focused, etc.
I personally think her biggest problem in the game has nothing to do with intelligence or lack of. I think she’s just as intelligent as any of the other players. Maybe less worldly, but not dumb. I think her biggest hindrance is her trusting, trusting that people are basically good, like she is.
I think if Jordan would take Kevin, she would get Jessie, Jeff, Michelle and Kevin would get Lydia, Russell and Nat. A tie. If it’s a Jordan Nat final – Jordan would get Lydia, Jeff, and MIchelle and Nat would get Jessie, Russell, and Kevin, a tie and America decides
You think maybe BB is blocking the feeds because nat exploded or they are keeping her in the DR so K & J can talk? lol
I agree Jodda.
I think so too, Jodda.
She isn’t stupid, maybe a little too trusting and a bit ditzy. But that’s why we like her so much.
Well said Jodda. I could not agree more.
OMG, Jordan is playing. WooHoo
Anyone else notice these Survivor comercials with (a new) Russell? Seems very interesting…
im pretty sure if jordan wins she’ll take natalie with her because thats what jeff told her to do. he said her best chances were against her. i kinda want her to do that because i want her to win. lol. i think kevin will win against either one. he deserves it more but i want jordan to win. lol.
Feeds are likely on Trivia for waht is usually the “final two” dinner – but this year is “final three” – where they are coached through a walk through memory lane – basically, what will be Sunday’s show.
I wish Natalie exploded… OH you mean she threw a huge fit… not that she actually exploded… Well I guess that would be interesting too.
Chelle: in case no one answered your question yet about America’s Vote — BB, in His Infinite Wisdom, has set it up in the most fair way possible: three different pairs. You may vote in each pair scenario…. My votes are going as such:
(1) Jordan/Kevin: Jordan
(2) Jordan/Natalie: Jordan
(3) Kevin/Natalie: Kevin
Billy- I saw that! But I am very dissappointed, I have Russell in the pool at work and I really didn’t want a Coach-like Player.
Nat’s cockiness was her downfall. She had her “come uppance” tonight. Did you see the tears in her eyes when she was talking to Julie in the living room at the end of the show?
Happy, a vision of Nat exploding is pretty gruesome. There would be a lot of mouth to pick up
It was a beautiful thing, Tina. Watching her squrim over the enxt three days will be the highlight of my feed watching experience.
Happy – we have a pool at Farfarazzi going on for survivor at http://realitydaze.com – everyone’s welcome to join! I dunno if I’ll have a prize yet, but I’ll think of something. Right now there’s just 3 of us – so the odds are good! Everyone – go sign up!
LMAO Tina, true, true.
Lessa, YAY! i’ll go join now!
Hey Billy, I did catch the Survivor ad. Looks pretty interesting. Can’t wait for it to start. Just wish they had a 2 hour show at the beginning so we could really get to know all the players,
I have voted like 30 times…lol with the same sequence as Wolf….great minds think alike wolf…YEAH
Can we start a pool as to when Nat will loose it and blow a gasket? I am betting by about Sat. night….she be gone in the head….(please)
Tina – there is a 2 hour premiere for Survivor this year.
I keep forgetting about Farfarazzi. I’ve never “done” farvarazzi. (that’s a long word to type
)
I’m of course going to join that pool. I might have tonight, except that I’m going back and forth between 2 crazy computers.. Calgon, take me away!
DOES NOT PAY TO BE A NASTY NAT.BUT THAT IS HER LIFE TO BE NON OTHER THAN SHE HER REAL SELF. NASTY,EVIL,CONIVING,HATEFUL,SPITEFUL,LIAR AND THIEF! IT WAS ALL NATURAL AND WHAT SHE REPRESENTED WAS HER NORMAL SELF. THAT WAS HOW SHE WAS RAISED IN THAT LOW LIFE LIFESTYLE.kEVIN IS NOT A COMPLETE FOOL TO TAKE HER TO THE END,LOOK AT WHAT SHE DID TO HIM! SHE WILL FIND ALL KINDS OF EXCUSES TO CLEAR HERSELF BUT AMERICIA KNOWS HER TRUE COLORS………..HOW DOES SHE LIKE THE COLOR BROWN NOW???? :-
GO JORDAN!!!!!!!!
Lessa…what the heck is a frazzz… whatchamacallit???
LOL I will be all into Survivor and already have a fav, who in all likely hood will be the first one voted out, but oh well…lol
I had to check out their bio’s and then google them…but I got one….
I also wish the first show was 2 hours…get to know the players and tribes…dynamics…I love that part.
Remind me again….refresh, read, then post…lol
Thanks for the heads up on the two hour show for Survivor…lol
Loved1 – it’s a place that does pools online – with a variety of point getting things. I found it when I started to run my own pool for big brother, and it would have made my life SO much easier to find it first! *L* They cover a lot of reality shows, plus do a “celebrity Fantasy Team” thing that’s kinda funny. It’s a fun site – I just recently discovered it.
So I made a Survivor group specially for RealityDazies.
(And BBCrazies who weather the lack of BB with me over there, of course!)
Okay, y’all might have covered this. I read back on what i missed and didn’t see it so here goes…
When Jordan told Gnat that she told “them” just now that she was taking Gnat to F2. Well, BB didn’t come on the speaker and say, “Jordan, you are not allowed to talk about your Diary Sessions with other houseguests”.
Now, here’s my opinion for what it’s worth. If BB doesn’t come in and make that announcement then she didn’t say it. Because they seem to call them ALL the time about talking about their diary session. So I don’t think Jordan is even thinking about taking Gnat. I think she’ll take Kevin.
Just my observations and opinion.
Lessa, I just saw your entry about Iron Chef Chairman.
I thought I was a dork when I was all excited to hear he was on DWTS.
Oh, good catch TG! Jordan’s body language with Kevin was WAY different than with natalie too -much more alert and excited, I think… same with Kevin with her vs. with Natalie…
Jodda: we were SO EXCITED! and then? He’s paired with our favorite dancer too?! HEAVEN!
I didn’t think about that TG. true. things that make you go hmmmm..
Lessa, Love Lacey ! So weird that SYTYCD is already on again. I’m still on a downward spiral over Brandon not winning.
Loved 1 – Watch Survivor 20 in the spring, of course!
Happy happy joy joy!!! Go Jordan!!! This is so wonderful!!! Oh, the thrill of it all……….the fun, the pure entertainment of watching gnataliar sliding downhill fast…ummm how dumb is Jordan gnat??? We can’t hear you!!! And that fact alone, makes us all, but especially Lessa, very, very happy!! Happy happy joy joy………
I’m going to the venue in Oct. for SYTYCD. We’ve been to all of them. Love, Love, Love, lacy, Chelsea and Dimitri – all on DWTS this season. Lessa when are going to set up a site for these shows. Hey, you don’t have enough to do. What’s TG?
lol…Tina, that would be me TG short for Texas Girl
Tina – oh how exciting!
And I cover whatever strikes my fancy over at realitydaze.com
not just survivor.
And maybe play in Lessa’s BBE-2!!!! (*HINTHINTHINT*)
I just went on the fantasy game site, (not going to try and spell it). Signed up, Just waiting for an acceptance in the e-mail. You can login with your fb acct
*LOL* true that, Wolf! I’ll start thinking along that lines and get applications coming in.
OH! While we’re waiting – I might interview Casey via email shortly – any questions for him?
lol Wolf. Your subtlety is just one of your traits I so admire.
Tina, I went to the SYTYCD the year Sabre won (season before last?). It was a blast!
Q for Bananaman: Who do you think of the Final Three has played the most honorable/least honorable game?
ooh. CASEY!!!
man in a banana suit! (danged song)
I’m so excited for you, I can’t think of questions!!
How did his school and class react after he got back?
he ROCKS!
Jodda: thank you… it’s a knack
I just wanna watch (and maybe help make) a new set of HGs squirm… :D
Sometimes this blond is slow to catch on – well of course – TG is Texas Girl. Lessa, good for you. You got a lot of fancy in you girl
see, I can’t think of squirm without thinking of Jeff now..
(did I just say that?)
Speaking of which.. OMGoodness. He was looking mighty tasty tonight.
yes he was.. yuM!
And definitely final three catered dinner – we just got a flash on the feeds.
Lessa, I think Casey was a 5t grade teacher. Ask him what the parents of his 5th graders thought about him being on this show and the language he used. Jodda, you and me need to hang out, Move to ga.,
Wooo Casey!! Tell him he lost me $130 cause I had HIM in the pool at work! Haha!
BUT you could ask him: Who, out of the final three, has played the smartest game?
Q for Casey: Have you worn your banana suit in the bedroom for the Mrs. yet? LOL
Tina, are you the one that lives in the mountains? If so, that sounds pretty!
If you share your garden space, I’m there!
LMAO Pumpkin! I love it!
rofl pumpkin!!!!!!!
I think he’s called “yummy pants”. Alright yall straighten up.
I hope it’s Jordon and Kevin in the final 2, only because I don’t want Natalie to get anything!
Question for Casey:
1. Would you play BB again or maybe Survivor? Why or why not?
2.How is the DJ buisness going since your return?
Okay, although I like Natalie, I think she is done. So what kind of competition was that? The VETO comp was more of a final 3 comp than that… When Janelle was in the final 3 her 2nd comp was much more grueling… Seriously, that was way too simple and not exciting at all!! If Jordan wants to win she should take Natalie. Just like all the past BB players said, Kevin played much better than Jordan and the jury has voted for the best player in the past. Natalie kissed her chances when she threw the 1st part. NEVER NEVER NEVER throw any part of the final 3 comps….. EVER!!! What was she thinking?!! At least she is still playing and trying to get to final 2. It just may not happen for her and it’s all her fault!!
Tell Casey he rocks!
And to let me know if he’s ever up in Gainesville so I can go meet him ;)
Maybe ask him what he thinks about Jordan. Does he want her to win?
My local news is doing a piece on Kevin tonite, gonna show his “friends” watching tonites show together…
Getting ready to watch Gnatalie lose to Jordan again, lmao ;)
that little flash to the dinner. It just makes me wonder…. did Skippy nod off, and jerk awake, and madly hit the button again…
(I gotta amuse myself somehow- husband is next door watching football, daughter asleep… now I’m daydreaming about Skippy.)
Jodda, it’s beautiful – Chattahoochee National Forest to my east and Blue Rdge Mts. to my west and I’m in a basin in between the 2. There is a run off creek from the mountains behind our home
Daydream about our missing Pretty One instead… although you may need the metaphorical cigarette after … ;-)
Billy, Gainesville, Ga?
bbfreek. Wish I could see that, but not in your area. Oh well
Wolf, lol.
Yeah, that metaphorical cigarette. Who wouldn’t need one after the kind of pretty, pretty Jeff daydreams I have?
mmmmmm. ;)
and Tina, that does sound bee-yoo-ti-ful.
After it airs, I’ll go to the news website and see if they’ll have a clip there..
I hope they had something to eat beside sushi, Yuk!
Nope, Tina. Gainedville, FL
Hey, thanks, bbfreek
After I said that I thought it was Fla. remembering casey was from there. I lived about 70 miles from Jacksonville for 21 years before moving to the mtns.
And BBFan, that was just like every other 2nd part HOH comp they do. It’s always veto winners, HOH winners, nominees, or some combination of the three. It just had a time limit because it was live.
Yeah, Casey lives around Tampa, but he’s a big Gators fan, so I’d figure he’d be around here eventually
I keep posting off topic, but this is so worthy..
the winner of this weeks’ quickfire challenge on Top Chef used Bacon Jam….
Bacon..
Jam.
I
Love
Him
What’s that? ground up to a pulp bacon? I guess you could use it on sandwiches instead of mayo
Billy, remember the talk that Jessie and Casey knew each other before the show. I saw no indication of that. Did you?
It looked good. Anything with bacon, is okay with me. LOL.
I have a love affair with bacon.
And Tina, the bacon jam was served with Escargot!!! He won the challenge with that!
So I just read about all the Survivors this year, and I have NO idea who I like as of now.
Blt’s my fav! ( keep it cooked in the freezer for sandwiches) I knew I found a soulmate
Escargot is good. It’s been a few years since I’ve had some, but I bet it would be awsome on it
OMG, I’m so freakin’ happy Jordough won!!! Woohoo!!! Okay, I’m off to pick up Mini Sasssy again. Catch you cats later…
HA!! I just saw a SURVIVOR commercial and it showed one of the guys from LA lying about being a Katrina survivor.. That is not gonna go over well I bet..
Tina, I heard about it and I guess there was a clip of it.
But it didn’t seem to matter, huh?
I just joined FaFa, can you approve me. FaFa is really fun everyone.
Everyone who’s signed up is approved! I just clicked em through.
I couldn’t have Happy as my username at FaFaRazzi hahaha so I had to be Hap_E lol
Hmmm…they’re having thier F3 dinner right and filming the flashback episode for Sunday. Isn’t that the episode where they say nice things about people? Does BB really think Gnat is capable of doing this?
*LOL* both quick glimpses they’ve flashed/I’ve heard Natalie was smarting off about something.
lol….Lessa, why does this not surprise me
She was?!?!?!?! But she would NEVER do that!
Hey, new trivia!!
Okay, call me crazy, and I am just going by memory, which often fails me, but Monica from the new Survivor looks like BB10 Dan’s Monica?
Does anyone know why they’ve been on trivia for so long? I can’t see the live feeds, so I’m just assuming its still on trivia.
That could be Melissa, but this Monica is from California.
You know they are having the three of them there until the finale because no one would be watching the live feeds if it was only Kevin & Gnat this week.
Oh well, forget it then. Thanks, Billy.
God, why do these two have the need to bash people who aren’t even there? I just don’t understand their need to do this. I mean can’t they just sit back and enjoy they are there instead of “bashing” people who aren’t even in the game anymore just to make themselves feel better?
Sorry had to get that off my chest, I’m off my soapbox now.
LOL
LOL Pumpkin!
My computer has been down. I finally got it back up. Just when I need to hit the hey. I see the feeds are back on. Glad for Lessa to keep me up to date while I’m sleeping. lol
Pumpkin: inorite (w/ cred to Lessa)? Why can’t they be more like our sweet Jordan?
Night, Tina
OMG Gnat shut up and breath wamp wamp wamp wamp wamp wamp
What in the hell is this story that Gnat is going on about now?????
She is the center of attention right now and she loves it
OMG Gnat totally cut off Kevin when he was about to talk about Ronnie. I’m sure he was going to say something that would expose Gnat’s lies to Jordan. I hope Kevin says whatever it was anyway.
nite to you too Billy, Nat is back in commando mode again. I really do want A PAIR OF SCISSORS. LOL TO MY BB CRAZIES
Wah wah wah wah wah wah waaaaaaaaahhhhh…
yeeaaahh. this is just SOOOO natural.
omg… this is like a jr high play..
no a pre school play. Their acting is horrible.
“hey. you.. do you remember xyz??” (said in a really stiff voice)…
OH, wait, don’t say that. Production says don’t say that yet…
and poor Jordan, her stomach is upset. She’s all, “why are these biznatches acting a foolz??”
what the HELL does Nat keep hushing Jordan and Kev about when a fight with Ronnie comes up?? What do they not want the three to talk about??
They call Jordan to the DR. Meanwhile, these two get back to playing bad actoring.
I think it’s because Jordan keeps bringing up the “hitler” comment.
Poor Jordan she has diarrhea and poor us Gnat has diarrhea of the mouth.
America didn’t like Jerry you moron Gnat!
I was wondering if that was it. I still want to slap Natalie for being “really-bad-acting-recap” police director.
I feel bad for Jordan. Nothing worse than a bad tummy. When you need to be somewhere other than the bathroom.
ugh
Yup, that’s why – Jordan didn’t know she couldn’t say the part about Hitler.
Thank god the fake memory lane crap is over.
awwwwwkwaaard!
Ahhhhhhhh…. Bad acting…
I remember Dan last year
What Hitler Comment? (Sorry I missed it)
Yeah, we wouldn’t want the feedsters to find out that Fairies actually DON’T make the TV show,
that omg PEOPLE (production members) do speak to them in the house.
OMG… this is like a EasterBunny, ToothFairy, SantaClaus deal for me.
They have them say and do things, and then,,, air it on the Television??
what next Virginia???
Happy, ROnnie said, and I didn’t actually see it, that Hitler was a brilliant speaker. (I believe it was that, if not, something along the line of him being brilliant)
It of course went over like a ton of bricks.
Why oh why didn’t BB use bugs in that first HOH??? No need for them now! LOL
Oh! I think I remember something to that effect. But he didn’t say anything really bad right? He just said he was a good speaker? Not that he was an amazing guy? right?
I hate it when people kill spiders.
From what I understand, right Happy.
It wasn’t like he was a devotee of his ideology. Which the frenzy that followed would lead many to believe!
Happy -yeah, just that he wasa good speaker. Which he was. He never said that Hitler was an amazing guy -Kevin and Lydia twisted it to be something it wasn’t in the midst of the fight.
at least the Renegades were spider friendly.
Long live Ted and Debbie. I bet the spiders they’re killing are their offspring.
Alright, I mean I didn’t like Ronnie but come on! And I really don’t like spiders!! But I don’t kill them. If I see one I just run away haha
Nope, Jordan’s her own person and we hate Gnat because of her and not Jessie. That didn’t help though…
Alright, its bed time.
Thanks Lessa!
Night All!
What are the fish on camera 3?
Night Happy.
Billy – to prove they’re still alive? *L* I dunno.
Night Happy.
Yeah, it’s weird. Not the usual camera and the lights seem off.
More entertaining than those left?
What I loved the most about HOH 2 was Gnat forgetting about her own HOH…LOL.
Her going over it in the green room was pretty funny.
I love your comments! <3
I think Kevin has the votes to win, but I’d rather see Jordan take second place than have Gnataflea get anything at all…
god the mess in that Kitchen is HORRIBLE!
Kevin’s talking about how they need to be happy because we’re voting now…
Yeah, sorry. Not only do we see you say that, but we know what you’re actually like ;)
Ok, I’mma head out for the night. See ya guys!
Wish I could see…
Nighty night, Billy!
Good night gang. Thanks Lessa again for your tireless work!
GO JORDAN GO!
Is anybody watching the feeds? I just love the way Kevin is talking to GNat, he’s being a little mean without it being mean. I don’t know how to explain it but I approve.
I WISH I was watching the feeds!
OMG, check out this avatar I found at the CBS forums. HA!HA!HA!
i love you lessa. its almost 430 am here, and i am still riding high from the live show, screaming for jordan, telling my best friend “see i TOLD you she’s smart as hell on this stuff!! you TV-only you!!” and coming here because i need more jordan… and here you are still keeping us informed
i’m not going to bed till they do
smooches! ♥
Sassy – love it!
Deidre – aw, thanks! And they’re falling asleep now… unless they get a second wind, I think they’re out for the count.
lol. Thanks. Ummm, since when does biting=wrestling? What in the hell does that guy see in Gnataflea?
Heh. good question.
I searched the local news site for the video they showed last night of Kevin’s partner & friends watching last nights episode.. CANNOT FIND IT.. so here is the link to the site if anyone else wants to check.. the station is KFMB San Diego..
http://www.cbs8.com/Global/category.asp?C=149651
It was actually pretty nice to see how & what his bf and friends were thinking and how they acted.. I must say, Kevins BF is freakin FINE!!!
Hey Lessa,
Thanks for all the great blogging. I’m in Canada and don’t get the feeds so I’ve been following the house guests all season through the internet. Your blog is where I come the most because I get the goods here. You’ve been doing a great job!
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BBfreek, thanks for trying. I went to the link too and could not find anything either.
WELL Im gonna keep trying just in case its just not up yet.. I searched the site using KEVIN CAMPBELL and what came up was BB’s list of the cast.. so maybe its just not there YET.. KEEP FINGERS CROSSED!!!
No Billy, it wasn’t like other final 3 comps dear. Jani and Boogie had the harnesses and one year there was the water puzzle. Jordan did a good job and I don’t want to take that away from her but that was too simple for the situation, for me anyway. Well, I hope everyone will stop with the HG bashing now. It’s almost over and Boogie said it best….you don’t know what it’s like until you’re there. It was interesting that all 4 former HG’s all said one of the best game play moments was the LML. And that Natalie played the best game. Unfortunately for her she couldn’t back it up.
Everyone’s views are so jaded, even Lessa’s. After a few minutes it was obvious they were talking about the houseguests and how they might be remembered, not bashing. But the *smirks* came like clock work. Well, I don’t think I could do what you’ve done Lessa. By that I mean watch and type for so long. Thank you for your hard work. You were faster to report news than any other site I could find.
Thanks again Lessa…
We Canadians can’t vote either…..so you are casting my vote for me here team Crazies!!
I just came from the CBS site for BB11 and OMG!! There is this one chick that is insisting that Jordan was fed the answers and only cause she’s white and on and on it went! I love it here!
Catherine, Can you believe the language on that site? It’s very crazy. People wishing some houseguests would die?!! That’s too crazy for me too….
If I recall, Kevin is the one who mentioned fabricating a lie first and then Nat and Kevin skeemed on how to implement it. Last night Daniel implied it was Nat’s idea. I think she’s wrong. Lessa, do you know or anyone? I hate it when people play the race card. I don’t see anything like that going in the BB house. Catherine and BBfan, I”m not looking at those sites. Lessa is doing a supurb job here. Don’t plan to look any where else.
BBfreek, got’um crossed. Thanks for your determination
I nearly choked on my coffee this morning while watching BBAD which I had DVR’D and Nat told Kevin the reason she lost the comp last night was because it was too easy. She needed a harder challenge in order to win. What kind of excuse is that pray tell?
It seems as though I’m talkin’ to myself and so I’m goin’ to take a nap after only 4 hrs. of sleep. I never dreamed a tv show would cause me to be sleep deprived, and Lessa is the one doin’ all the work. Bless you Lessa
Tina, I think it was Natalie’s idea to make up the lie at first but they both may have had a hand in putting it together. Natalie suggested that Kevin do it for obvious reasons. It definitely would not have worked with out Kevin actually doing it though, since Nat and Lydia were on the block.
I’m with you about the loss of sleep. I can’t wait for this to be over so I can get to bed at a decent hour. I am just exhausted!! But it’s great to see other reality show fans do exist. I thought I was just alone in my love for them. LOL
Tina – They showed it on the CBS show that it was originally Kevin’s idea – but I believe it was Natalie’s originally. I just spent time looking for it – and didn’t find direct confirmation though. It was said and done so quickly, that it was sort of a duo idea – Kevin/Natalie. Natalie did spend hours coaching Kevin through what to say and how to say it, though.
BBFan – Jani/Boogie was for Allstars, and included winning a car. Obviously harder than most, as it was Allstars.
BB8 was the water puzzle swim tank – HOH winner or POV winners
BB9 was the hamster wheel maze – HOH winners
BB10 was the boxing match, HOH/Nominees in order
Last nights fell into line with the type of competition, but they had to do something that could be completed during the live show. All of the above would have taken WAY too long – even BB10, as Jerry took something like 25 minutes to complete it or something like that. So, the type of competition fell right into line with the previous years, but was understandably fixed for time.
As for my “jaded” view – I’ve listened to these people talk shit about the rest of them all along. And there was a lot of smack talk last night too even in their “memory lane” – there ALWAYS is. They’ll edit it down to make it rather glowing, but nothing but shittalk comes out of Natalie’s mouth, an that’s the truth.. unjaded. My *smirks* are what make me, well, me. I hope it doesn’t offend ayone – it’s just the way I am. I snark on everyone!
And you’re welcome.
I aim to please! 
Dang you, Lessa! I just watched every part 2 HOH (except the for 8 and 10) to prove my point!
Here’s my list:
2-series of tasks, evicted HGs in reverse
3-series of tasks, evicted in order, veto in order, HOH
4-like final veto, veto was nominees
5- like final veto, veto was veto winners
6-like final veto, as was the veto
7-past winners in a row, suspended
8-veto winners in order, pool of water
9-HOH balls out of maze, place in order
10-HOH and nominees
So yeah, pretty much the same thing except with a time limit. And Jerry was 51 minutes last year.
Good morning, afternoon, and early evening all….lol
These little critters, except for jordan, need to get up and do something. If I have to get up and go to work and then come home and do chores, they at least need to get out of bed…lol
How is everyone on this day of rememberance? I made it through with only a few tears today, but then again, I did not go and check out my usual sites about 9/11 or the updates on the many people that survived.
I’m ok loved1, been busy so haven’t thought/done much about it.
Also, Tina, that’s all she does. She makes excuses for EVERYTHING. She’s such a sore loser (and winer for that matter…. Ok, sore sport) it’s really sad.
I am still waiting for Nat to blow a gasket…lol She is a poorest loser i have ever seen on BB. She does not have one positive thing to say about anyone, except herself.
I wish Kevin would just tell Nat that she is not going to F2 if he wins…then we can have another chima explosion…lol
So from reading BBDish it sounds like Jordan was smiling to herself a lot today.
Good for her
Is Kevin reading from some script for the feeds? lol He thinks this little spill will make us forget he is a moron.