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Jordan – does you’re mom like Jeff as much as America does?
My mom loves Jeff, and thinks he’s a sweetheard. Jeff is going to visit Charlotte in two weeks, than Jordan’s gonna wait a week and go to visit Chicago.

Jeff: we haven’t ironed out dates yet
Jordan: just an estimate.

Jeff – you always said you would be shocked if Jordan won, how do you feel now?

Jeff: KS was drinking! I told her that I knew she could do it, people thought she’d be finished when I left, but I knew she could do it, so KS princess, go back to the bottle!

BonzieYolo: Jeff said he’d quit smoking – how’s that going?
Jordan: uuuuuuuuuuh. After a few drinks he has a cigarette, but I’m on him about not smoking, normally when he drinks or get stressed out with me. He starts going, you know, and when I start aggrivating him he needs a cigarette.

Chelsia How about shopping today – how many cigarettes?
Jeff: none!

Jordan – fondest memory of BB house?
Jorda: probably all the fights and speeches, gosh. I think our cast had the best speeches ever! Chima, Casey, and probably the fights.

Jordan – going back to school?
Jordan: I am. Planning on the spring time. Dental Hygeine.
Chelsia: How do you feel about Jeff’s teeth?
Jordan: I like his teeth. I gave him my white strips.
Jeff: thanks Jordan. i gave her my deoderante though.
Jordan: He used mine, I used his!
Jeff: I use dove. It smells nice.
Jordan: I use Axe.

How has her life changed?
Jordan: I haven’t even been home yet – but when you walk down the street and people notice me. I mean when I’m by myself they don’t notice me, but when we’re together, it’s JORDEFF!

If you find yourself still doing BB habits – looking for the mic, stop singing?
Jordan: I did that the other night, i was drunk and was like where’s my microphone!

Janieo: are you two in love?
Jeff; Wow. You’re on a roll, go.
Jordan:…..
Jeff: No… we’re not in love
Jordan: We care for each other – we’re not I love, but we ARE together.
Jeff: just get it out there!
Jordan: He’s more shy about it, I’m open.
Jeff: i can’t even drink now, wow.

Best and Worst memory –
Jordan: jeff using the coup d’etat. Worst memory, was chest bumping Russell
Chelsia: i’m gonna be Julie, is there anyone in the BB house that would use the Coup d’etat
Jeff: well first, I was rubbing her leg, and she was like stop.. and I was all watch this! We ahvent watched much, but we did watch that
Jordan: i was like, I couldnt’ believe it, I thought he was joking I was like sit down!

Did he miss JOrdan in the jury house?
Jeff: I did. Having her there every single there, then she wasn’t there? It felt like more than a week, and then wehn I saw her she gave me the brush off!
Jordan: I DID NOT! I wasin shock! I didn’t! I didn’t mean too, i’m SORRY.
(much laughter)

Did she miss Jeff?
Jordan: I DID! I was so BORED. We’d lay around at night and make up games, like the animal one we’d be. I was with Kevin and natalie, and didn’t have too much in common..
(crowd boos…)
Chelsia; For our next surprise! kevin and natalie!
(laughter!)

Did either one have an idea Natalie was lying the WHOLE Game?
Jordan: I had no clue. In the beginning I thought she looked older, but she was immature, so I was like she’s for sure 18. I did her hair and makeup on finale night.
(Crowd: She looked pretty then!)

What did Michele do to them to make them badmouth her.
Jeff: She was awesome through the whole time, but there was little things – splitting with Russell and ask her a question and she didn’t have an answer, and her little quirks, and your mind goes somewhere else in that house. She is still a good friend, I just thought she was moving more toward Russell and didn’t get any answers from them, so I got Russell out to get Michele back to us. Wow, I ramble, i need editing!

Chelsia: where do you fish in Canada?
Jeff: boundary waters – right over the boarder, and in Ontario. I like Seattle a lot, I was surprised – but the Bears are gonna whup some ass this week
(Crowd – laughs and boos)

Friend and Family Feedback?
Jordan: nothing but good, which was good. We didn’t know, and finale night people were like JORDAN and I was like whoa, so I’ve got nothing but good.
Jeff: It’s all good feedback. I’m blown away, I had no idea it would be like this. I thought they gave me the coup d’etat because I’d be the only one to shake things up. I wasn’t like they love me, so I was shocked. You don’t think about that stuff in there.

What was it like on the set of the bold and the beautiful?
Jordan: it was just us, we were 80′s – my hair was out to here, we were at Prom! it airs October 27. We just had a couple lines.
Jeff: one line.

Audience question: Booger?
It’s Grandpa’s word, and he’d always ask her “you didn’t get no booger did ya?”

Going to attend Natalie’s wedding?
(crowd boos)
Jeff: I have no problems with any of the houseguests – if they want to be friends, I will be. Russell and I get along great. Some people just don’t get along. If we’re invited, if it goes through, I’ve heard some things, but.. if I’m invited, we’ll..
Chelsia: what if it’s a BB wedding she’s hoping for
Jeff: like to see her pull that off.

Audience: pretend you’re by the pool
Jeff: I’m not taking my shirt off! I’m saving that show for Jessie! But I want to thank Robin for the penguines, maybe I’ll give you some good stuff after the show. What?

Audience: With everything you’ve been through – Allstars would you do it again?
Jordan: I would – but I’d need a break, 2 years, but then maybe I would. It’s a lot harder than it looks!
Jeff: I’d say the same thing – we haven’t been even home yet. In 6 months, maybe, I don’t even know if I’d make Allstars – if it wasn’t for you guys I wouldn’t have made it anywhere, so thanks again. I’d be honored, I think it’d be a different game.

How are you dealing with all the attention?
Jordan: All the fans, everbody that’s come up to us is so nice. I don’t mind it, taking pictures, I mean, I have people I like to take pictures with, I like it.
Jeff; as fast as it came, it’ll leave, so like she said, if it makes people smile to take a picture, I’ll do it.

Was Vegas awkward not knowing anyone?
Jordan: yeah! Howie came up to me, and I’m just like who are you?! And they would say I’m so and so from season 2 or three – I thought they were just strangers! But oh ok!
Jeff: I watched season 10, that’s all I watched, and then I watched 5 and 8. I knew a couple people, but I was just like nice to meet you!

Jeff – why change your alliance to Nat and Kevin
(Audience boos!)

Jeff: I was taking Jordan to the finals, and when things started breaking up with Russell and Michele, I didn’t know who to trust. I couldn’t get an answer – so I looked at it this way, is it easier through Kevin and Natalie or Russell or Michele? And the topper of all toppers, he voted for Jessie, and I think I answered… I know it looked like I got got, but Michele told me Russell was coming after me, THEN Kevin and Natalie told me, sometimes you just have to stop me when I keep rambling
Chelsia: they like it.

Chelsia: What as the first thing I asked you tonight? Someone else wants to know too – What cologne are you wearing? He smells GOOD.
Jeff: Eve st. laurent. It’s nice.

Chelsia: Jeff Got Got would like to know: Are you really a couple, or just stretching it out
Jordan: We’re really a couple, we’re just trying… help me explain
Jeff: We are going to try and make it work, and see what happens, we haven’t even been home yet. We’re trying to take the next step.
Jordan: we have these late night conversations about it..
Jeff: everything is so easy for Jordan! She doesn’t think of all the steps that happen, she floats around the room, things are harder that in Jordan’s reality. Wow, that was a Stone! See you guys later!

Jordan, have you talked to dad?
Jordan: I did. I called him Sunday, talked to him here and there.

Famous?
Jeff: I’ll take what I can get.

What does the tattoo on his left wrist mean?
Jeff: Left. Just kidding! Strength and Honor is what it means.

Jordan – when Jeff said Hakuna Matada – before voting, did you know what it meant?
Jordan: You know how he can be sarcastic.. is he saying no worries, he’s sarcastic or no worries I’m voting for you? I thought he was trying to be rude. I would have put all the money on it that I’d never get his vote!

Chelsia: How surprised were you to find out everyone hated Natalie in the jury?
Jordan: i think Lydia helped that
Jeff: i was shocked!

Jordan – did it bother you when Jeff told you to shut up all the time?
Jordan: no, I knew he was just kidding.

Jeff, bears to the superbowl? Watch the game?
Jeff: Was in vegas on sunday, so I got back to the hotel to watch it, and turned on the TV and woke up and was like great, they won! But hey – Jordan won Big Brother, so the Bears can win the superbowl! Anything can happen that’s what I’m trying to say! See ya later!
(everyone laughs)

Audience: WA state has equal rights for all citizens regardless of Sexual orientation – what would you vote and why
Jeff: I did apologize, and you know, you say things you don’t mean. Sexual Orientation doesn’t matter to me, and I know that you can’t use the word. I know that, and I apologize again. If you love someone, you love someone, and I don’t think who it is should matter. I would vote to approve.
Jordan: my uncle is gay, I approve. And I have gay friends – I mean I work in a hair salon! I’m guilty of saying “that’s so gay” but I’d say that around my friends and they never said it was offended. I offended Michele,a nd I was like I’m sorry, and I tried to watch it. I haven’t said that at all – you do’t realize it offends people, but I said I was sorry to her and Kevin.

Jordan – going back to work?
Jordan: yeah. Gonna give it like a week and go back to work. probavbly not serving, but the salon.

Jeff, would you act and model – would you do that?
Jordan: He’d be a good underwear model!
Jeff: i dunno about that! Hosting is something I’d love to do, but I’m interested in all opportunities that come my way.

What does Jeff think of the bowl Jordan made?
Jeff: it was cute! I was thinking about her alot, and I knew she still had to play the game, so I didn’t know where her mindset was – Michele didn’t tell me anything, and I’m like wow that’s awesome. It was nice, it’s cute!
Jordan: it had all his sayings on it!

Since Chima left under “unusual circumstances” – were you afraid someone would come back?
JordaN: I was at first, I thought Jessie was coming back, and I was like noooooooo. and than Rich came on and told us no
Jeff; Not allowed to talk about production!
Jordan: sorry!
(laughter)

Did you talk to Jeff’s Mom?
Jordan: I’ve talked to Jordan’s mom, she’s so fun! He says “ma” it’s so cute!
Jeff; Finale night I saw them on the front row, and Jordan’s mom is super sweet, she reminds me of my ma.

Jeff, were there uneasy times in the Jury House?
Jeff: Not really, it was pretty smooth, but when the cameras turned on, so did some of the others in th house. And when they were together they used the same brain. Russell was awesome, swam with him and played gulf. Michele was there a day or two – but Russell and me, than Jessie and Lydia did their thing
Chelsia: made tents
Jeff: not saying anything, but no tents needed there.

6: 53 – and I’m off to get my kids, I’ll pick it up when I get back!

7:18 – i come back to a men vs. women game – Jeff and Jordan and a couple audience members. Fun!

7:20 – And I just lost the feed. *L* Right now Team Jeff is kicking but with more “little sticks” than Team Jordan – though they’ve switched audience members. Says Jeff: ok, let’s dance!

Jeff: but she already won the other one!
Chelsia: So you’re gonna give up because she has more money than you?!
Jeff: Ooh! I didn’t say THAT!

Chelsia: Jordan, what side of a woman’s blouse are the buttons on? Jordan? Look down. Honey, you’re wearing a blouse…
Jordan: they’re in the MIDDLE!

Jeff: ooooooooh I need a reel of all the Jordanisms!

Team Jordan wins the Battle of the Sexes!

Up next, it’s Julie’s Replacement. They get 2 minutes to dress Jeff and Jordan as Julie Chen, and then they have to give their best one liner.

Jeff: This is awesome.

They even get Jeff in heels. *L*

Jeff: You have been evicted.
Jordan: Good Morning Houseguests.

The winner is…. Jeff!

Next Thursday – Russell the Love Muscle, and Michele!

Chelsia: So who wants to meet Jeff and Jordan?
Jeff: who needs to pee first!
Chelsia: Jeff needs to pee first!

And we’re clear. That was fun!

As we cover this last night – and it may not be in too much detail, barring any last minute strat sessions – I want to take this time to thank all of you for being here and sharing the season with me! We BBCrazies have been through a lot- including my losing my job writing and the rescue and moving of the entire site. You guys hung around for all of it, and once we settled into this new home, made it a home with your wit and comments. Thank you so much for being BBCrazies! You are the reason I do this, and I look forward to a bigger, better, ever fantastic BB12 next year!

In short – BBCrazies…

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8:51 – Jordan is in the DR, and Natalie and Kevin are talking by the jacuzzi

Natalie: I’ve accepted it alread. If it comes down to America, it’s a lost cause. Jordan has it. If you were going against Jordan you wold have to hope it doesn’t come to a tie, because you would use.

Kevin: fucking Chima, she fucked us big time. She would have been a guaranteed vote for us.
Natalie: umhm. guaranteed.

Natalie: if she evicts me tomorrow, and she probably will, you have my vote. Obviously you’d have Lydia’s and I’d get Jessie too.
Kevin: I think if she wins, she’ll take you
Natalie: I think she’ll take you
Kevin: you’ve talked with each other before block party veto
Natalie; it was nothing about – all block party veto was about was getting rid of Michele. But like I said, she evicts me and you got my vote, Lydias and I’ll get Jessies. That’s for sure 3. You got me for sure – at least it won’t be ablow out.

Here comes Jordan. Kevin to the DR.
Jordan: your last diary room!
Kevin: omg!
Jordan: they were like is there anything else you want to say and I was like..

Fish.

Natalie: While you were in there, he was just saying that if it came down to America, you’d win. You know what to say to him if you win? You have to say he won 10k, so people remember.
Jordan: what else was he sayin?
Natalie: Just that he needs to figure out what to say tomorrow and kept saying America would vote for you. oh and he hopes that he doesn’t get a question from Lydia so that he could work on their vote. You know what you’re gonna say if you evict him tomorrow?
Jordan: um..

Fish.

Natalie: we don’t know who he’s gonna take… I’m counting on you tomorrow.
Jordan: If I don’t win and be third out? i’d sit on the stage and cry.
Natalie: you want to win tomorrow! It’ll be luck. Two girls in the finale? That’d be nice.
Jordan: i’m trying not to get too anxious about it
Natalie; you’re not gonna change your mind between tonight and tomorrow?
JOrdan: no, swear to god. No matter what he says..
Natalie: if you win tomorrow and keep me, we’ve never voted to evict each other in this game. Even in the beginning I never voted you
Jordan: If I don’t get it.. all I want to be is in the final two.
Natalie: Same here.
Jordan: you just gotta GET there, and if I don’t get it, it wasn’t in the cards, maybe.. I just don’t want to walk home with the check we have.. I got so much to play.
Natalie; yeah, the whole check is already gone already.

Jordan: america loved Jess. just because I was friends with him? Tomorrow is so nerve wracking!
Natalie; it only matters if it is a tie.
Jordan: it’s gonna be like 4 and 3.. no, 4 I know whoever evicts me I’m not gonna vote for that person. It’s gonna be a tie.
Natalie; yeah me too. Whoever evicts me, not getting my vote.

9:00 Jordan heads in for a potty break.

9:05 Kevin comes back out
Kevin: OMG i was so sad my last diary room session!
Jordan: i was too!
Kevin: I’m nervous.
Jordan: why? Did you catch me when we were trying on cloths? i was like when you go talk to julie…

Kevin: she was all you’re my only hope, and I’m like OMG..
Jordan: if you think you have a shot with her, take her!
Kevin: no I don’t. Are you gonna take her?
Jordan: I told yoU! Why would I take her? Someone who has favorites? or someone who’s the same as me?
Kevin: you win the last phase, you’d won the same competitions as me.
Jordan: yeah, Like I said it’s 50-50. She has Jessie, Russell, jeff will vote for me, Michele probably me, Lydia no.. they were nice right before she left and I evicted her
Kevin: jessie would tell her what to do.
JOrdan: i think I’ll come in second no matter what
Kevin: I feel like I’ll come in second between ya’ll two
Jordan: I feel like I have a disadvantage – I’ll take 50k, I don’t care.But I can’t see myself winning against you or her. I won’t be surprised.

Kevin: Even if you say you’re gonna evict me? I’m telling you right now I’m taking you regardless.
Jordan: i don’t think you will.
Kevin: guaranteed – regardless of what she’s saying, how guilty I feel, my mind is already made up.
Jordan: it comes to the point, ya’ll are friends in big brother, but you’re not gonna be friends outside of here – I’d rather have 500k over a friendship in here that won’t last. Like i said to Jeff, as close as we are, we’ll talk for a month or two, then we’ll go our ways.
Kevin: yeah, at least with you and I, we’re even. You have 1, I have 1. She has at least two, Jessie and Russell. And on top of that? her entire clique is in the jury!
Jordan: if they did strategically – you’r win over me and her, but this sees was so…
Kevin: yeah, lik Michele said Kevin would do whatver Natalie said, Natalie’ll be portrayed as the puppeteer.

Speaking of – here comes Natalie…
Jordan: i haven’t won many competitions… I was gonna say that in my speech too
Kevin: your minute and a half speech?
Jordan: yeah, I dunno I have all these ideas!
Kevin: yeah, I just need to think, of all the scenarios. How was your last diary?
Natalie; good. Good good.

9:15 – Natalie wants to play pool again.
Kevin: then it’s over. Forever. Seriously I’m never playing pool again!

Natalie inside real quick inside
Natalie: i don’t need to know anything while I’m out there with him by myself right? I don’t want to get caught in anything…
Jordan says no.

Outside, Kevin’s saying goodbye to everything.
Kevin: miss you rolly hose thingy. Garden. Pool that I never got in. Miss you long time. OH I’M GETTING SAD!

Jordan goes in to pack, pool game commences outside.

Hahah! This just came through Twitter – Enjoy!

Back to fashion as Kevin still tries to decides what to wear
Natalie: I’m not even responding. if you’re not wearing what I told you too, you’ll look busted. BUSTED. No.
Jordan: that really waht you’re wearing?
Natalie: that’s what I’m saying!
Jordan: looks like kevin
Natalie: which is BUSTED.
Jordan: it looks like you, looks different… that’s the look your going for.

Kevin: you guys have sexy outfits – I didn’t bring sexy.
Natalie; what you had on last night was sexy!
Kevin: it was gay boy trying to be straight
Natalie: it was straight sexy. You should be embarrassed by that.

Kevin: That’s a lot of hateration.
Natalie; I’m done talking about it. Wear it. Yes. Wear it.

10:23 at the Jacuzzi – Natalie/Jordan
Natalie; so what did he say?
Jordan: he was like, he asked me I was gonna take you and I was like no! And I asked are you gonna take me? And he was like yeah! And then he was like are you sure? He’s just trying to make sure his tracks are covered
Natalie: I didn’t ask him at all.
Jordan: he says he feels bad that he’s not taking you, bcause you say you’re all I got
Natalie; I have said that..
Jordan: oh i gotta win
Natalie: I didn’t ask him though, when Iwa s here.
Jordan: He keeps telling me that you’re gonna pick Natalie instead of
Natalie; he’s coming right now, what are you gonna say for your speech?
Jordan: I don’t know, I have a gist..
Natalie: i don’t think it matters, People already know what they’re gonna do..
Jordan: maybe if it was a really good speech and someone isn’t sure, but overall, they know who they want to win.

10:35
Jordan goes inside – and Natalie starts in
Natalie: yes or no!
Kevin: you ask me every day
Natalie: Yes or no!
Kevin: yes
natalie: i swear Kevin, if you screw me? I’m voting for her. I’ll work the jury and you’ll lose
Kevin: you know what? no. now you’re threatening me.
Natalie: I swear, Kevin..

Jordan comes back out.
Jordan: what are you thinkin about? you’re smiling.
Natalie: just thinkin about tomorrow.

Kevin: let’s play guess what I’m thinking.
Natalie; no thanks.
Kevin: OMG.
Natalie: Because you don’t want to guess what I’m thinking. So no.
Jordan: what are you thinking?
Natalie; keeping my mouth shut
Kevin: Why, it doesn’t matter at this point
Natalie: private thoughts.

11:30 – Natalie asks Kevin to tell her when she was being an ass – and she goes off on every one. It wasn’t her, it was Jessie, she was next, they never tag teamed (her and Jessie), etc.

Natalie: i never jumped in on his battles
Kevin: yeah you did! You would do that all the time, as if just because yo confirmed a story it was true. You were the same person.
Natalie; Lydia and you were too
Kevin; we never did that. The only time Lydia did it was when Ronnie said Hitler was a great speaker
Natalie: I never jumped in for him – he’d jumped in for me! Name an instance.

Kevin’s not buying it. They continue to bicker.

Kevin: straight up asshole status. Yo hated it when Russell did it, and you did the same thing.
Natalie: not true.
Kevin: she wants to admit she is innocent. You want to blame it on the asshole. you supported the things he did
Natalie: just like you supported the things Lydia did
Kevin: actually I’d do the opposite. I was the one that calmed her down. You’d do the opposite, Jessie go do this, jessie, go.. you’d feed off each other
Natalie: You’re incorrect, Kevin.

It continues – bicker bicker bicker..

Natalie: oh man, this is hilarious. i find it amusing! I wish I had apillow to throw at you right now because I would. Jordan toss me a pillow. Two actually. Thank you Jordan.
Kevin: asshole move. At least I admit my mistakes.
Natalie: that was the incident you were in the wrong!
Kevin: I ws embarrassed over telling you and Jeff that you sucked at big brother. i was embarrassed of the braden fight and the Ronnie fight.
Jordan: i as embarrassed over the fight with Lydia.
Natalie; you’re not going to sleep are you!?
Jordan: gonna try in a little bit…

12:10 – back to talking what if scenarios… who would have gone when, what the targets were, Natalie laying all the blame for anything and everything on Jessie, of course.

12:33 – lights out in the red room, Jordan and Kevin are getting sleepy. Natalie’s worried they’ll lock them down and their blankets will be left in the dryer, so the lights go back on. Talk goes to other reality shows – trashy VH1 shows, of course.

12:45 – and we’re back on the Peach/Nectarine debate again – lots of laughter. Kevin thinks there’s a sticker on one – and so Natalie brings it and says it’s a Super Sweet nectarine – and Jordan says just looking at it it looks like a peach.
(BTW – the only difference between peaches and nectarines is that Nectarines aren’t fuzzy. *L*)

1:00 – Blankets are done. They keep sending us to fishes, talking about what they can “take” as a memento
Kevin: How funny would it be if I just grab the budda? Kevin! Put the Budda Down!
Jordan: back AWAY from the Budda…

Natalie tries to keep the hoodie AGAIN. Spoiled brat.

Kevin: I’ll give you a fist in the face if you don’t give me my hoodie
Natalie: no. This will be the hoodie I wear when I get cold tomorrow night
Kevin: With a bald spot – I’ll chase you with the clippers.
Natalie: this is what you’re leaving me.
Kevin: prepare to be chased.
Jordan: ya’ll re too. funny.

The talk about the tensions in the house early one, not really enjoying some of the competitions, because there was so much division.

Jordan: I didn’t start to enjoy myself until later on.

1:15
They bring up the greek competition
Kevin: that’s another you told on me for!
Natalie: I never told. Jessie did. It wasn’t me.
Kevin: that’s asshole status!
Natalie: i didn’t even realize it, you know, it was nothing to me, then he asked me and I was like oh he did, and he said yeah, Lydia told me. I didn’t tell though. I didn’t even tell Jessie you did it, Lydia did!
Kevin: you’re the one who said oh you ate a grape right in front of me!
Natalie: No i didn’t. I said the mango
Kevin: no, you’re the one who said you ate a grape!
Natalie: no i didn’t. he confirmed it with me! lydia did it!
Kevin: Seriously what an asshole.
–Lessa; Natalie totally told. Liar.

Kevin: I’m so glad that my vote evicted his ass.
Jordan: he seriously went to the DR? That’s mean! I would never do that! And remember he told Julie he could do this
Kevin: he was crying like a baby! Shut the fuck up.
Jordan: that cracks me up you got an extra day because he told on you!
Kevin: asshole. Like a little kid.
Natalie: it never bothered me! I had a slop pass!
Jordan: tell me some more secrets!
Kevin: You tell us one
Jordan: i didn’t know anything! I was clueless. I would have died.
Kevin: What game talk did Jeff do? He talked zero game.
Jordan: We talked it to each other, who we’d put up, I dunno. We never talked about it to anyone else.

More talk about the Coup d’Etat, and how Jordan never thought she’d make it to top 6 even.

1:25 – Natalie plays solitaire…
Jordan: were you shuffling when we were sleeping earlier? I kept hearing it.
Natalie: when? oh yeah, I was.
Kevin: Shuffle quieter please.

1:32 – Lights out, take two.

2:00 All’s quiet – nighty night hamsters!

2:20 After being on outdoor lockown for just shy of an hour – Just a few moments ago – Kevin pointed upwards, read something, then turned toward Natalie and Jordan (they’re at the pool) – then we got the Control Room.

Some are reporting seeing a banner plane through the control room screen, with everyone looking at it… Hamsterwatch caught a screencap here.

Back for a few moments, than a music leak (Hold your head up, by the Beatles) and then Control room, than Trivia…

(Billy? Did you send a banner plane?!)

— FYI – The boy has a docs appointment here in 30 minutes or so, so please keep commenting and let me know what happens for when I get back!

— Good lord. Back from the doctors office finally. Look like we’re still not sure what the banner said huh? Well, to beg forgiveness for making ya’ll listen to stealth whispering in my absence -here’s Ross and the Past Houseguests Round table! CHeck it out!

There was a conversation earlier that I missed out on while taking my kid to work – and I’m flashing back to it now. That will be below. Currently, the lockdown has ended, Natalie is cooking again, Kevin’s in bed, and Jordan’s puttering around the kitchen.

Stay tuned!

6:44 Kevin’s up and helping Natalie now. Thank god – because Natalie keeps wanting to put cinnamon and vanilla in the fish. Yeah, i know.

Hahah! Natalie scared Kevin coming out of the DR at about 4:15. Funny!

4:20 – smoke em up, flashback style.
Kevin: What do I do America? Do I even have a chance to win against both these girls? Get rid of Natalie, I’ll have Lydia, Russell. She will have Jeff, Michele – the question is Natalie and Jessie. Natalie would vote for her, the only hope I’d have is if Jessie votes for me, the guy I trashtalked.
If Jordan keeps me, she wouldn’t do that though, because there’s 3 votes right there, plus Russell, boom, I’d win. If she keeps Natalie… Jessie, Me, Lydia plus Russell, boom. She might bank on the fact that lydia hates Natalie.. Might be better to take Natalie than me – or she might think about Russell though…
I don’t have Jessie’s vote. (big sigh) Pretty much I have no shot between these girls. If I do take Natalie, Jeff Jordan would do Natalie, Jessie, then there’s Lydia.. Russell would do Natalie, there you go.

Natalie comes out, wants to know what he said to her (Presumably in the DR.. goodbye messages for tuesday?) He says he has to do a thousand versions.

Kevin: I hate that because then it’s like Oh God, what if I go home.
Natalie: that’s what I keep thinking about – one more elimination, what went wrong?

Kevin: I feel like I don’t have a shot at winning between either of you, you know?
Natalie; What? how do you not have a shot winning with me? How is it not 50-50 between us two?
Kevin: burned JEff, Jeff will tell Jordan what to do
Natalie; jeff said on his way out he’d vote strategicially. I don’t think tha’ts true but whatever. michele’s never voting for me, ever. We don’t like each other, Ileft her a nasty message, which I don’t regret becuase I meant it, and even if she asks a question, I won’t answer it. You have Michele, you have Lydia, Russell is either way.
Kevin: i never worked with Russell
Ntalie: netiehr did I
Kevin: He was on your clique! He called you lil bit
Natalie; he never called me that, he called me scrappy do
Kevin: he called you lil bit
Natalie: i never knew that. You forget it’s not about what people like or don’t like. Unfortunately for me people vote on who played the game and people would say I didn’t play the game.
Kevin: uh huh (no).
Natalie; i didn’t win a lot of stuff
Kevin: My only hope would be if Jeff voted for me – i evicted his ass, and wasn’t pleasant, and he didn’t talk to me for 5 days
Natalie; he cussed me out when I said I wouldn’t vote for him, he threw a stone at me, telling me I didn’t love my dad or boyfriend if i didn’t vote for him
Kevin: he called me a backstabber
natalie: i know, so don’t say he’s in the bag, he isn’t
Kevin: my only hope would to work Jordan for her to work Jeff
Natalie: You have Russell – he admired you, he saw you as a threat because of how you played the game, and he said with Ronnie he got the best player out and Russell’s vote can go either way for that. you ahve tow guarenteed votes – Lydia and Michele against me. For sure, for sure.
Kevin: one for sure. I screwed over MIchele, Jeff
Natalie: and me – I called Michele a Devil.
Kevin: that shit is personal.
Natalie: people vote personally
–Lessa: wait – didn’t she just say personal didn’t matter?
Natalie: you screw me and I’ll vote for Jordan, of course people vote personally… there’s other people who put that aside and vote strategically, and the two people that could is Russell and Jeff.
Kevin: I don’t think so.

Kevni: This is like my worst nightmare. When i came in I was like omg I hope there’s no butchy boys – and all of them are in the Jury house, all the ones I didn’t connect to are in the Jury house. Oh great, then throw in America’s vote?
Natalie: No one’s more screwed over in America other than me
Kevin; you ahve the engagement
Natalie; my boyfriend told me there’s a lot of hateration for me
Kevin: pre-engagement.
Natalie: people aren’t going to forget that Jessie and I are friends. America has no reason not to like you, they have a reason not to like me
–Lessa: A REASON?
Kevin: Im gay, wasn’t polite to peple
Natalie: and I was? I think you’re tripping right now. you and I are a toss up
Kevin; you’re banking on the fact that Jeff will vote for me. That’s the only way I could win.
Natalie; not true – you ahve MIchele/lydia and if you got Russell, it’s a tie, jeff does and you win. you’re guarenteed a tie
Kevin: you and russell were on the same clique, you cried when he left
Natalie; you don’t even know what he was telling me before he left
Kevin: he connected with you at more!
Natalie; he doesn’t play personal – he totally will vote strategically, and then you have his vote, so now you have three
KEvin: he’d say you played – you were on the same team.
Natale; cliques were only for 3 weeks. Russell was here for 8 weeks? We were not on the same team for more than half the game
Kevin: why was he always protecting you then?
Natalie; he wanted bigger targets out. He thought he could beat me in anything and wanted threats out.
Kevin: I hate this.

Kevin: I just feel like I’m playing for second place. There’s no scenario that I can see I’d win – and I feel I played better than anyone. I won more competitions
natalie: and you might win because of that.
Kevin: I think it comes down to how many schemes you were involved with
Natalie; not last season, Memphis didn’t backstab the jury, Dan did, but he got it because he played the game
Kevin; he was involved in more schemes
Natalie: what? no he didn’t.. he was by himself?
Kevin; no he wasn’t! They knew Dan played Memphis so he got blood on his hands, which mattered.
Natalie; he totally backstabbed Ollie and Michele
Kevin: He took Michele on the trip – that was smart. I feel like they set it up for Dan to win too. I don’t know. I don’t know what to do. I don’t know what kind of argument I can give.

Natalie; You don’t know? What argument do I give?
Kevin; you ahve all your friends in there
Natalie; who’s my friend? jeff? jordan? Lydia? Michele? Hell no.. Jessie – but he’s in there with Lydia
Kevin: you have you’re whole fucking clique in there.
Natalie; i never got along with my clique. Russell told me he doesn’t respect me because I took chima’s side.
Kevin: he told me that same thing, he was disappointed in me most -you have the clique connection. you said day one you were together
Natalie: i did not. Whatever Kevin.

Kevin: have no friends in the jury. JOrdan has two, you have two, I have Lydia, who hs no influence on any other member
Natalie; you’re talking out of your ass – Michele would vote for you. she’d never vote for me
Kevin: when she left, evicted, she said may the best girl win, uh I mean houseguests
Natalie; she’d never vote for me, you’re out of your mind.
Kevin: it would ahve been cool if my one friend was like Jeff – but no one listens to Lydia, they think she’s too emotional. And let’s say you just have JEssie – Jessie can influence Russell, they’re close
Natalie; are you out of your mind? no one influences Russell.
Kevin: it just sucks to get this far and realize.. I mean I can’t complain about 50k.
Natalie; what are you trying to insinuate, you planning on going back on the deal?
Kevin: i’m not insinuating anything. i’m saying both of you I have no shot
Natalie; that’s incorrect. With me it’s an even shot. With jordan it’s guaranteed to go to a tie at the least – Michele, Jeff and my vote makes it a tie, and I’d work Jessie and that’s four.
Kevin: i’m saying I’d lose against her, and 100% no shot against you
Natalie; then you’re playing for second place.
Kevin: that’s what I’m saying
Natalie: If that’s the way you feel, just deal with it now.

Kevin: I don’t know what I could have done to have at least a shot at first
Natalie; you’re talking out your ass, you’re trying to create sympathy, you’re full of it. you’re talking out of your ass – you have MIchele and Lydia and you say you dont have a shot? I don’t have two guaranteed votes
Kevin: you’re entire clique is there
Natalie: I have Jessie – Jeff isn’t gonna vote for me, he cussed me out. You’re talking out fo your ass right now dude, I’m not gonna sit here and empathize with you because it’s bullshit, you’ret alking out of your ass
Kevin: why am I not allowed to trip, why are you allowed too?
Natalie; i dont’ talk out of my ass.. name one time
Kevin: the log
Natalie; no.. I was… trying tor reassure the votes. You’re saying you have 2 guarenteed, and you don’t have a chance? You are talking out of your ass, that’s what your doing, you don’t make sense right now, and I’m not gonnat ell you you’re right, that’s not how I am and Kevin you’re full of shit right now and you know it and in like two hours from now you’re gonna be your right dude, I was just tripping, you’re straight up tripping – so take a tripping pill and get back tor eality and get your mind back to the reality of the situation and realize Natalie is right, it’s an equal shot. i’m the one that feels I have no shot. And you’re saying that makes me upset – because you’re not seeing the whole picture. You have Lydia and Michele. I have Jessie
Kevin Russell
Natalie; that’s not true. I’m gonna start cooking because you made me upset. Get back to reality.

BB: Houseguests, this is a lockdown – please go outside..
Kevin: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Natalie; (screams) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH! DAMMIT! When I get this mad, I end up going to jail! because I do something really dumb..
Kevin: hahahahahahahaha!

And there we go – the one important conversation that I missed earlier.

7:30 Natalie’s fish turns out alright – Kevin like sit with soysauce. Natalie at a big piece, the rice is horrible. Jordan is taking a nap, occasionally smiling in her sleep as she so often does.

Kevin asks if she’s going to use birthcontrol after getting married.

Natalie: I’ll never use birth control.
– Lessa: *headdesk*
Natalie: besides, if he’s my husband, it doesn’t matter if I get accidentally pregnant..
– Lessa: isn’t that how the Duggers got started? You know, 18 kids with number 19 on the way? THOSE Duggers?

9:00 – for the past 15 minutes or so, Natalie’s giving us plenty more examples to not appreciate her “game play” *smirk*

Natale: We covered all the mirrors and all the cameras in the red room and took all our mics off. All 3 of us got called to DR. They told us just 1 of those cams was 50k and if we did it again, we were out. Gave us a warning. It was really Lydia and Chima though – I actually didn’t do anything.
–Lessa: …ORLY.

Natalie: and you know how that day, Michele told me I was going on the block. I read the rule book, and you can’t do that, even thought we told you, jeff told us, but I hated Michele, so I went and told on her.
–Lessa: Lessa’s biggest pet peeve – what’s good for the goose is ALWAYS good for the gander.

Talk moves on to past competitions, and the now Natalie says that she and Chima did the best, when they decided not to throw it. Kevin doesn’t believe her.
Natalie: we did it the fasted, got chocolate and banana.
Kevin: What? That was the easiest one!
Jordan: everyone did good. Jeff did good
Natalie: He didn’t do good at all! He didn’t get them right, they were right because Kevin switched it!

Natalie: me and Chima didn’t taste any of them. Chima might have, but I was like ew I’m not gonna taste that!
–Lessa: *headdeskheaddeskheaddesk*

9:30 – Art projects galore. Time to paint cups and plates. Natalie asked Jordan to do the cups for her with “Jason and Natalie engagement – Sept 4 – BB 11″. Kevin’s doing his plate. This is a different set – with paints and then they’ll bake them.

10:15
Kevin: do you think we were the most disobedient cast ever?
Jordan: yes!
–Lessa: YES.

Natalie: I guarantee there won’t be a coup d’etat again. No way.
Kevin: For sure there will.

11:25 – Jordan/Kevin talk a bit about final two – and Jordan isn’t being honest.. neither is Kevin.. about what they’ve spoke with natalie about.
Kevin: she hasn’t asked you for an definitive answer?
Jordan: no. I brush it off – she asks around it, like are you gonna pick me. I think she feels like.. you’re gonna take her. I think she’s confident.
Kevin: I think she knows too that you wouldn’t pick her, because she’s knows it would be ridiculous..
Jordan: she hasn’t asked me, it’s been a couple days. If she asks me agian Im’ gonna say wait till tuesday. I know she’ll be upset – and the way she is today, the way she was with you? It’d be a big ole mess. It’s up to you, you know. If I were you, and if you weren’t picking her? I’d wait. But you know her better than I do. If you think it best to tell her, tell her. I thought you told her today!
Kevin: no, she got that mad with me..
Jordan: i dunno, since you’re always together and Im not, I’m like Kevin’s gonna pick her..
Kevin: what can I do to convince you?
Jordan: I dunno, you know how it is!
Kevin: You’re right, I do like her as a person and its so hard for me… it’s like god.
Jordan: you just gotta think about it, it’ll be awkward.
Kevin: yeah, it’s just dealing with awkwardness, and possibly smoothing it over…

Natalie goes inside and convo changes…

Natalie’s in the shower, which Jordan/Kevin continue to chat in the kitchen.

Jordan: You know they’re already thinking about it, and I don’t think a speech will change much.
Kevin: I think they’re minds are already made up.

11:45 – Kevin waits for Jordan to open the DR door, and scares her. *L*
Jordan: SHIT! I knew I didn’t hear you come out!

12:08 – talk about Jordan’s boob job, leads to Kevin admitting that he doesn’t take his shirt off, because he has pectoral implants – they bond over the recovery time, and how hard it is. The girls ask about his scar, that’s why he had problems doing the hanging competition, like the wedgie competition. He has Poland syndrome and surgery when he was young.. which is why he doesn’t go shirtless. He only tells them now because “all the episodes are over”

Kevin: when I first got intimate with my man, I was like self conscious – and this is the time I fell in love with him, there was a big bathtub, and he did it up with candles and roses, and we did it in there, and it was the first time that we were completely naked together, and he said ‘I don’t see anything!’ and started to kiss me there like it was nothing, and I was like oh this guy is amazing. I don’t even know if he remembers it.

Jordan talks about being shy about her body, Kevin and Natalie tell her you dump a guy if they say negative things about her.
Jordan: there was one that would squeeze my waist and tell me that I needed t lose weight
Natalie; That’s a guy that has to GO.
Jordan: I’ve always been sensitive about my weight, that’s why I got so mad at Russell, I used to be fat.
Kevin: My man, if like I put on some weight? Instead of going to McDonalds he’ll say lets get salads and then I’m like oh snap! But he wouldn’t say you’re fat.
Jordan: I guess I always dated assholes.

Jordan: that’s why I’m so picky now.
Kevin: You need to go with someone who thinks your flaws is beautiful, that your beautiful, adn then you know you have someone. The reason I’ve been with my man so long? His flaws, i find adorable, it’s like a perfect match. You need to find someone who thinks that whatever flaws you have is a great thing.
Jordan: I have a crooked smile and I hate it
–Lessa: I LOVE Jordan’s smile!

They move on to botox, and lasik surgery

12:30 – It’s Kevin’s turn for a finale show fashion show. Natalie keeps trying to turn him into “A straight surfer boy.” (Kevin’s words) and saying she wants him to leave the house looking normal for a change.

Kevin: You hear that, America? She’s calling gays Abnormal
Natalie; no, just you.

1:15 Jordan’s turn – they have tentative picks for the show, and now all are in bed, chatting – and getting yelled at about talking about production, DRs, and Braden’s racism, which goes into Russell and Chima, and Natale pops in to defend Chima like clockwork.

Talk turns to the Finale night and how it’s going to work., then a long silence.

1:58 – Lights out, nighty night hamsters.

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4:30 – checking in.
Natalie has showered. (GASP)
So has Kevin… and if my commenters are to be believed, took a little time to himself, if ya know what I mean.

Jordan’s napping- and we have Fish for no reason whatsoever that I can discern.

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Ahha – the fishies were code for “Get up off your ass and wash the windows, houseguests!”

6:45 – Checking in: It’s dinner time: The menu tonight is pork chops, rice, veggies and corn bread muffins.

Talk has ranged from Vh1′s reality shows, to fights in the house, to making out with other girls, and back to dinner again. Aka – same conversations we’ve heard before, while Natalie attempts to cook. Heh.

Dinner’s done and?
Natalie: You have to tell me how it is – I’m not hungry.
Kevin: me either.
Jordan: i kinda am..
–Lessa: that confident, are ya’ll? *L*

7:28 – Natalie blows smoke up Jordan’s ass, telling her she’s so nice and she wants to hang out with her after the game, and she said bad things, but didn’t mean them at all anymore.

Natalie: i never said Jordan’s a bitch or anything like that
–Lessa: REALLY?! *rolls eyes*

Jordan: if something happens and he don’t take me? i’m going to go out and tell them to vote for you.
Kevin: If he takes you, you have my vote. I’m not talking with him game – he’s lying if he says I am because I’m not.
Jordan: I’m like why are you lying? i kow I can’t trust him, I know he’s still playing the game.
Natalie: yeah, the game is over, you know?
Jordan: i keep telling him that I’m gonna take him over her, that’s what I have to do..
Natalie: i hope you win, I’d love for it to be two girls..
Jordan: He thinks he’s gonna win this!
Natalie; every day he makes a different ocmment
Jordan: He wouldn’t expect it if I won. If he evicts me, you got my vote
Natalie: Same here
Jordan: i know Jeff would vote for you over him, and I could get Michele too.

Jordan: i think if I go up against Kevin, I’d be sure to lose. I don’t think it’d be an even shot.
Natalie: I think either of us…
Jordan: i’m scared if he’s seeing us talking.. he asked if you were saying anything…
Natalie: I haven’t talked game since the day I lost.
Jordan: he’s too confident.
Natalie: He thinks he has it! He says he has it!

Jordan: If I win, I’ll jump up and down – but I won’t say anything to you.. I’ll wink or something.
Natalie: Oh i’ll know, I trust you. I’m just ready to get out of here and get on with our lives
Jordan: we’ll get up early and do your hair and makeup..

9:03 – talking about the game again – past things, giving their perceptions of what things have gone on.

10:00 PM – still nothing exciting really. they’re munching and talking movies.

11:00 PM – we’ve had moments in the hot tub, a pool game, solitaire, and now Jordan’s in bed, Kevin’s playing cards in bed, and Natalie’s on her way back to do the same. General chitchat continues.

12:00 – Natalie and Kevin have been (and still are) playing chess. They bored Jordan right to sleep.

12:30 – Kevin says he’ll believe in God again if he wins BB. Natalie’s offended. They argue religion, with Jordan only putting the occasional stories and comments. Talk turns to classes they liked and hated.

1:00 – talk turns to cheating at school. – Natalie and Jordan have cheated, Kevin was the one that would cover his paper so folks couldn’t.

Natalie: why you gotta be a little bitch like that!?

Talk goes on to jobs.

2:00 and family – the talk is all about Jordan’s brother, currently…

3:00 – talk continues along the same line, now on sneaking out while living at home, egging people’s houses, TPing, etc…

3:24
Natalie: there’s no live feeders right now! Unless they’re BORED…
Jordan: really bored, like Ronno..
–Lessa: HEY! I resemble that remark!

3:45 – more talk about how jealous they get.. especially if they don’t get phone calls from their man. Kevin’s doing his best to ignore them and sleep…
Natalie: like you get a text that they’re 5 minutes away, and they got off like 15 minutes ago – what you couldn’t call a girl when you got off work?
–Lessa: … I have no words. none. They be CRAZY.

3:49 – They’ve turned the lights off, but still chattering a bit..

4:00
Jordan: i’m gonna try to go to bed.
Natalie: goodnight Jordan
Jordan: goodnight

Mics off – quite hamsters…

Kevin: I forgot all about that – I wish we could rewind!
–Lessa: too late. That’d be a LOT of rewinding…

Kevin and Natalie continue along the same lines, Jeff being in everything they were directed to talk about – so on and so forth. Slamming Michele a bit more, too, of course

Natalie: Evil never prevails, and now evil’s out of the house.

3:52
Jordan’s decided to take a nap in the green room – she’s spent a lot of time just smiling to herself today – as well she should.

Outside the rehashing continues – Ronnie, currently, then back to Michele bashing, like clockwork.

Kevin: why didn’t she say something back? I would have
Natalie: because that’s the way she is, she’s a dumb bitch.

Kevin: I don’t know how you can say Michele was evil, when Ronnie… Ronnie did things just to fuck with people, that’s why he went home. Michele didn’t do things just to fuck with people.
Natalie: Michele was truly stupid to put Chima on the block, truly stupid – like you putting Lydia on the block.
Kevin: No, like when I had the POV, I could have used the POV on Lydia. I was making a gesture, that’s what she was doing – making a gesture to a clique not quite trusting her yet
Natalie; so you screw the one person in this game not coming after ou
Kevin: all of the conversations of her loving Michele? Behind the scenes. That one conversation could be interpretted about begin against Russell.
Natalie: no. I think the girl was dumb to do that.
Kevin: if you strip out the fact that it was your friend.
Natalie; it was like me putting up Jessie!
Kevin: No it wasn’t! They weren’t butt buddies! I never saw Michele and Chima hang out, NEVER. Even Michele told me, that they never hung out, she never understood why CHima stood up for them, they had one conversation. So, if you want to be part of an alliance that doesn’t trust you and you want to make a gesture, wouldn’t you put up someone you’ve just had one conversation with?
Natalie; no. Not if that person isn’t coming against me
Kevin: But it worked… right up till the LML, so it was a smart move for Michele. And, Michele smelt blood – you all three were acting like someone had been murdered. They knew Jessie was holding you three together – sure enough, like JOrdan walked around when Jeff left? You three did it too. And yeah, so Chima lost her mind – more about the Coup d’Etat, Michele was a part, but it was all about HOH.
Natalie: (silence)

–Lessa: He gets it. Thank goodness – I was beginning to wonder if he was completely under Natalie’s thumb… Now that he doesn’t have to take her shit anymore? He’s not buying into her hype. Whew!

Natalie: Michele should ahve won that last HOH – Jessie and Lydia aren’t talking? how do you get that wrong?
Kevin: She was upset about it, the ones she missed were easy. She had a conspiracy theory too – they were all questions about Natalie’s friends..
Natalie: Casey wasn’t my friend. Laura wasn’t my friend.
Kevin: You know how we all go crazy, Big Brother’s out to get us…
Natalie: (pause) fuck I’m goin inside.

4:17 Doesn’t last long, she’s back. They play pool.

Kevin: Hey, Big Brother? How about a helicopter ride.
Natalie: There’s 4 days. We’re not going anywhere.
Kevin: Big Brother, seriously. Helicopter ride? Me love you longtime. A helicopter tour of L.A. would be amaaaazing.
BB: Kevin, stop that.
Kevin and Natalie laugh.
Kevin: A brother can dream…
BB: (Elvis) Thankyouverymuch.

Natalie: What they should’ve said, instead of Kevin, Stop That, is Kevin, Shut up.
Kevin: Kevin, excellent idea.
Natalie: Kevin, you have been evicted.

Now they’re arguing about Russell
Natalie; Why you talking shit about me? i never talked bad about you ever!
Kevin: you told everyone that you had never talked to him…
Natalie; AFTER Russell was put on the block!
Kevin: No, it was before! Jeff told me that he was thiking of putting you up, because Russell was always protecting Natalie, and he was thinkin of break them up
Natalie; he said that you said we had something..
Kevin: I was tyring to make it seem like we had nothing togehter too.
Natalie: whatever. I didn’t read too much into it. All I’m saying is..
Kevin: you’re trying to make it more salacious than it was
Natalie: all I’m saying is on Tuesday you better pick me.
Kevin: You better hope I win.
Natalie: If he don’t, he’d be the biggest douchebag to america. He will not win. Even if we weren’t alligned, we’d still need to take each other to get a shot.
Kevin: umhm.

Kevin: So what were you talking about?
Natalie; I don’t even remember what it was, when it was. We never talked before he went on the block. Not that I could remember.. Even when he was on the block I was like oh you want to talk to me now? He said Jordan told him he couldn’t.I never talked to Russell
Kevin: I saw you guys. Kevin was always waving people over – it was by the storage room, and when I came over you started pressing the storage room button
Natalie; I think you’re tripping Kevin.
Kevin: at the time I didn’t think it was a big deal
Natalie: Apparently you made it a big deal to Jeff
Kevin: no no no no – If I thought it was a big deal, I would have come up to you. I didn’t think about it until Jeff said that he wanted to take me off the block to break up the duo and I was like omg I just saw them today! And whenever Russell said he hated someone, you knew he liked them.

Kevin: So you swear you had noting with him. Why’d you cry when he left?
NAtalie: I didn’t cry when he left!!
Kevin: You were straight up teary eyed..
Natalie: oh, because of things he had started telling me before he left. I never ever in this game had anything with Russell.
Kevin: did he think you had something.
Natalie; no.

Natalie: This whole game I’ve felt 100% with you, and now…
Kevin: What’s making you not feel confident? HAve I not shown you 100 times? Like Jessie would always say have I not shown you? I’ve done way more than JEssie did for you. I’ve shown you over and over
Natalie: I have too with you! Even my thing with Julie, she was like where are your true loyalties lie…
Kevin: And something concerning – I was thinking, Pandora’s box didn’t make sense, You swore up and down
Natalie: I didn’t! I never said that!
Kevin: yes you DID. So I was like well, they’d prove it on Thursday, they’d ask questions – and they didn’t..
Natalie: they did, I said I saw a picture of my boyfriend it was an easy question
Kevin: YOU brought it up, I was waiting for Julie. you had to bring it up!
Natalie: I got called in there and they said we had to talk about it You don’t believe me on that?!
Kevin: It was a huge part, and they didn’t ask about it.
Natalie: if I wanted to fake it I could, they didn’t ask about it upstairs, they asked about you.

– She goes right into wanting the hoodie. Again. Bitch, buy you’re own hoodie.

Kevin: So you don’t have any questions for me? Mine are minor..
Natalie; I always trusted you.
Kevin: oh! Did you think Jessie wascute?
Natalie: Yeah. he was.
Kevin: I knew it!

Then she talks about her blog again – saying she’s a ride or die chick, she’s gonna ride it all the way to the end with Kevin, that’s what she said.

5:07 – Jordan’s awake.

Natalie: I still can believe you’re Lydia’s friend after all the stuff I told you she said about you.
–Lessa:… uh. because you’re so trustworthy.
Kevin: aren’t you a ride or die chick?
Natalie: it’s not like that. When you hear stuff about that you gotta be cautious
Kevin: I was.

Jordan’s laying down in the Red room, listening, thinking… while Kevin/Natalie continue to talk at the kitchen counter. Casey vs. Ronnie, all with the Ronnie love on Natalie’s part. Jordan has heard enough, and goes to the pool room to nap instead.

5:53
BB gave them croquet, modeling clay, coloring, and dominoes…
Kevin: thank you big brother! I won’t ask for a helicopter ride anymore!

Natalie: we have to make a deal – if she wins and one of us goes, we have to vote for the other.
Kevin: uh huh.

They continue trying to figure out Michele’s chicken parm recipe. Natalie keeps saying she “marinated” the chicken on the stove top.

Kevin: we’ll find out if your children will be eating at McDonalds, or…

Jordan wakes, comes out and gives some pointers..

Kevin: that makes sense…

6:25 Kevin talks about Rachael Ray and how she got her start – he’s wrong though. She was a cook before. *chuckles* She did do the news thing, which was her break, but she was a cook before that doing demonstrations at the local market. (I know, I used to write for a RR fansite. )

They talk about everything from 9-11, to living in other states, other countries… and then Kevin gets to cop a feel.

7:01 Dinner time. Look like Kevin’s mixing up something for desert – blueberry Muffins. No one’s actually tasted Natalie’s dinner yet – waiting on the verdict…

Kevin: it might be nasty..
Natalie: No it’s good!
Jordan: it’s good!

8:15 – checking in around the house
Jordan’s doing one of the crafty plates BB got them on the patio. Kevin and Natalie are talking on hammock about missing each other and if there’s reunions officially, non officially. (Kail’s Rainbow Reality Bash! And others.)

Kevin: I wish we got to talk to the jury members – not just congrats, the end.
Natalie; We’ll still spend the night here with everyone! Don’t you see the things after in the back yard?
Kevin: I just thought it’d be like your flights leaving in an hour, goodbye.

Kevin: Michele’s a genius
Natalie; she’s not a genius. If she was she would have won. She’s weird.

– They continue to reminisce. At this point guys, in case you haven’t noticed, they’re having the same conversations over and over. If they say something new.. I’ll post it. IN general, I’m enjoying watching Jordan make her plate, and giving my ears a rest.

Kevin: still don’t believe you’re 18. Whatever. You can tell me the truth after the show.
Natalie: you see me as more mature?
–Lessa: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH.

BB: Jordan to the DR – small DR leak.
BB: Hey Jordan how’s it going?
Jordan: good, how are you?
BB: Good. Just gonna go over a couple things..
Jordan: Ok. I look like some bo…

All cams on the two in the hammock. BB hates me. Can’t we go to the DR with Jordan?!

8:45 Aaaaand back to bitching about Coup d’Etat. Should not have been an america’s vote, should have been a competition.

11:00 PM – Checking in – So, after talking about all manner of things, including religion, and Natalie trying to get Kevin to admit he believes in God, they decided to go spend time with Jordan. A little bit of convo = Including a bit of game: Kevin/Jordan reaffirming they’re taking each other. Kevin wants to tell Natalie on Monday, because it’s hard with her constantly hounding him. Then, when he went to the DR, it was Natalie’s turn to hound Jordan a bit, telling her that she never talks game with kevin, and whatever he says is a lie. Then all three resumed general chitchat.

Then Kevin/Natalie decided to play Chess. Which means they no longer talk a all. Thus, Jordan just took off her mic, and burrowed under her covers to go to sleep.

Midnight – checking in. Jordan’s gotten up a couple times for a drink, a snack. And Natalie is, once again, arguing the “stalemate” rules. She is, once again, wrong. Jordan is up and on a potty run, then goes to put her feet in the hot tub, while Natalie and Kevin continue playing it out.

–Lessa: For the record – I’ve done some searching for this ‘two playable pieces’ rue that Natalie keeps bringing it up. I’ve found nothing but the standard check, mate, stalemate rules that I’ve always known. Shocker. NOT.

12:55 – General chitchat. Jordan’s asked the DR if they can watch a movie tomorrow, no word on what they said, but she was smiling. Talk turns to flying, being asked to switch seats, obese people taking up two seats. Jordan seems shocked they make them pay for a second seat.

Natalie: I only fly Southwest.
—then she names 3 other airlines she’s flown.

Talk moves on to previous competitions, and “what if” scenarios, then to whatthey’re going to wear finale night.

Natalie: If they’d give me some heels, I could wear this. I need heels. I asked them for heels. If they give me black heels.
–Lessa: *headdesk… reaches for the spork*

1:46
Kevin: can we put tissue in your bra?
Natalie; I’m happy with my boobs!

2:00 – still trying to find something that satisfies Natalie and Kvin on what Natalie will wear for finale night. Perv cam is all over Natalie – closeups on boobs, and butt both.

3:00 And we have a winner! Plan B is Jordan’s blue dress. Whew. Talk moves on to the Finale Night, and how it’s going to work, how their audience will be bigger than normal, and facing the Jury…

Then they clean up the carnage from the fashion search.

3:05 HOLD THE PRESSES – Another cute blue one that Natalie actually owns and has yet to wear. Another way short ‘cute’ one like the one she wore the first night. Nope, they go back to Jordans – both cute, but Jordan’s is sexier.

3:25 – Jordan and Kevin are sleepy and want to go to bed – so they do so. Natalie turns out the lights for them, and heads to the kitchen for a snack, and some solitaire.

– and watching the next couple hours of Natalie alone may drive me to drink – so I’m out. See ya’ll on the flip side!

But around here? Everything’s GUCCI!

Feeds are back already! And they talk about what kind of thing they’ll tell the jury about the three of them all being there. Natalie is silent. (Bless you, BB Gods)

Kevin: so it was all about how many you got right, really.

Kevin: so how fast did you do it, Natalie?
Natalie; doesn’t matter. I could have done it in 2 seconds, I got it all wrong.

Jordan describes what it looked like for Kevin, since he didn’t get to see it. Kevin goes into the Storage room

Jordan: don’t be mad – I got you.
Natalie: i feel like you’re gonna change your mind, he’ll change you.

Kevin comes back.

Natalie; now i’m in the position Michele was in.
Kevin: what?
Natalie; Loser.
–Lessa: oh honey, we NEVER thought Michele was a loser. *smirk*

We got trivia on feed 3 – the theme music and no audio for a moent -something makes Jordan laugh. Then we’re back.

Jordan: oh I feel better.

She goes to get something to drink. Jordan to the DR…

Natalie: in the green room I was like… (trivia) Kevin was (trivia) compensate for the one that went into the wrong hole, and I didn’t do that.
Kevin: oh! so chima’s ball went into the wrong hole and you put another CHima up?
natalie: yeah, so it went Jessie, Ronnie, Jessie, Russell, Chima – but I messed up on her ball. It went into Russell’s hole… then I put I dunno. Everything was off one. I put you as 10, jeff as 9, jordan as… Jordan Killed me. It wasn’t even close.

Kevin: well, all the pressure is on me, a 50-50 shot.
Natalie; i hope if you win, you stick with the deal and take me
Kevin: umhm.
Natalie: cuz..
Kevin; this is not according to plan.
Natalie: my life depends on you now. I’m kicking myself. I jumped off the endurance, that’s what’s killing me, eating me inside. So I just hope you stick with me.
Kevin: we have a crap shoot now.
NAtalie; i know you’re making a deal with jordan.
Kevin: final two? i already amde that deal. So did you.
Natalie; I feel like you’re gonna go with her.
Kevin: the bitch wins, she’s taking you.
Natalie: my game is on you, I don’t think Jordan will take me.
Kevin: she’s not confirmed anything with me.

Kevin: i know it’s gonna be hard, but I think for the next couple days… I mean, what can we do? Like.. enjoy the fact that we made it to the end
Natalie; no, I know, I just…
Kevin You can easily make this next couple days diarrhea, or
Natalie; I just hope I can trust you, that’s what it comes down too, you know?
Kevin: And I need to study just in case it’s not a true false
Natalie: obviously I’m not the one to help you study, it’s Jordan.
Kevin: no, you knew it, you just messed up on the game itself.

Natalie: I feel like now.. you know if I won this, I had a case to plead to the jury – now what am I gonna say? I won one HOH that was a tie breaker question? Now I don’t even know what I’ll say…
Kevin: Now we have to think about different scenarios, it would depend on who you’re up against, if we even get a shot. We’re all in the same vote. I could still get third place.
Natalie: i know. Um. My speech was to both of you – is not gonna change. I’m not tlaking about the person next to me – if I’m up there, it’ll be we’ve been together since day one…
Kevin: No, i’m tlaking about why do you deserve the money over this perso
Natalie; i do better with on the spot question.
–Lessa: yeah. We’ve noticed. NOT.
Kevin: it’s live – they’ll say we have like 30 seconds to respond, you know?

Natalie: well, KEvin, my life is in your hands, right now
Kevi: gotta have a back up plan
Natalie: I have no back up plan.
Kevin: I know you’ve been working Jordan.
Natalie; how the hell have i been working her? You don’t get an answer with her!
Kevin: you’re bonding with her. That’s her whole game, who she bonds with.
Natalie: i don’t feel like we bonded, she helped me put a tampon in, I never considered that bonding.
Kevin: we’ve never even talked – she keeps telling me that she doesn’t know what I’m thinking, treating me like I’m Michele, I’m like damn bitch…

Natalie: right now, every scenario that Jordan is in, she’s getting the votes, and besides that, with Jordan it’d be minmum to go to America, if not win outright. WHoever she’s against, me or you, it’ll be america’s vote
kevin; and she’s from Middle America and they’re gonna love her.
NAtalie; we know Michele votes for her, Jeff’s voting for her, a given. I mean if Jordan wins and evicts me, you got my vote. I won’t vote for her if she evicts me, no way. If you decide and evict me, of course I’m giving Jordan my vote.

Trivia.

Back
Natalie; honstly, I’ll depend on you. The plan goes on. You know I was taking you to the end – if I was taking Jordan, I never would have jumped off the log. I’m just gonna count my eggs on you.
–Lessa: …yeah, she’s so good on the spot.

Kevin: it’s a 50-50 shot.
Natalie; i mean if you win. If you don’t, we’re in the same boat.
Kevin: specially now if we take her to the end, she’s gonna look like OOOH! She cmae through and kicked Natalie’s ass.
Natalie: I got 5, she got 9, it wasn’t even close. And she had 18 seconds left on the clock! I had two. TWO!
Kevin: and she won the before and after, another mental.
Natalie; she tied in fact or fiction
Kevin: her thing is we could always say she was a dumb player – but she’s actually proving. I don’t even know what I wanna talk about anymore, I mean, now America’s voting… I don’t want to, you know? Talk about it on live feeds.

Kevin to the DR.

Natalie; he’s gonna be up your ass.
JordaN: I told them, I said I’m taking Natalie if I win.
Natalie; now, no joke? I now have nothing to even plead to the jury to vote for me. I suck. I won one competition, I don’t have anything to plead
Jordan: you can say you stayed loyal, trustworthy, you’ve you know..
Natalie; that’s it. That’s all I got.
Jordan: true to your alliances, I dunno, you can say – I mean, I don’t really see.. I didn’t like you at first but now I do? I think everyon sees you’re the sweet Natalie
Natalie; he was trying to talk to me, and I don’t wanna tlak to him, and he was all I dunno why you’re sad, Jordan will take you, and I said I don’t know that, she hasn’t said that, she said I don’t know and he said if she’s smart she’s gonna take you and I’m like well, she doesn’t tell me anything.

Jordan: and the questions on the final are..
Natalie: for sure true or false. Jeff said.. the best part of the BB house was meeting Jordan, True or False, then they’ll show what they said, you know? It’s truely 50-50 now. It won’t be anything in the house, truly 50-50 who said this, 100%.
Jordan: i’m not good at that.
Natalie; yeah you are! you done good at them! I hope you do Jordan, my life is in your hands right now, truly in your hands. It’s gonna be live, right then and there…
Jordan: if I lose, I’m gonna..
Natalie; feel like I feel right now… I just think that now, it’s 5 days for him…
JOrdan: i can see, I mean, if I had seen you talking if you won..
Natalie: I had my mind made up – and I had it allr eady, you didn’t want to pack your bags, you were too cocky, once my mind is made up, no one can change it. He feels confident, he thinks he’s got this. SHouldn’t feel confident, it bites you in the ass..
–lessa: yes, yes it does, feel the sting, Natalie?
Jordan: if I don’t win, I’m out
Natalie; no, I fll, um, I feel, um I feel like.. you know.. He knew if Michele was here I wouldn’t have fallen from Endurance, because I’d have been so pissed. And it benefited him getting rid of Michele, so I knew I couldn’t trust him, he was going back and forth. If I could trust him, it nver would have been an option to keep her – it would have been a straight up no. Obviously he was thinking about it. When I go into the DR he’s gonna be like US TWO! that’s what he’s gonna do, that’s what he does..

Jordan: I swear!
Natalie: you don’t think they can change your mind? Because they..

Fish.

Natalie: that’s what he does, he’s trying to play all of us.
–Lessa: pot. kettle. black.

Jordan: i’m gonna tell him, that you know, I feel your going back and forth between me and Natalie
Natalie; don’t say that! Just ride it out… he was all, I think she will take you, if she’s smart she’ll take you and I’m like I don’t think she is. Don’t eve
Jordan: he keeps asking me questions, that’s why I think you all talk…
Natalie; no, he did that to me too, yesterday. What is he asking you
Jordan: are you sure you’d take me? And I’m like yeah, why? And he asked do you swear on anything..
Natalie; you ask him you pick me? and see what he says…
Jordan: it’d be dumb to think you and me don’t talk…
–Lessa; oh jordan…

Natalie to the DR
Natalie: i don’t feel like talking.
KEvin: I wonder what we’re gonna get to eat.

Jordan: Ok! I want to talk to you
Kevin: oh girl, bring it.
JOrdan: you make me nervous – you tell me you’re gonna take me, but I don’t think you will. Here’s our chance to talk right now. When I play everything out – I’m telling you honestly, I’m scared to take her because she has so many friends in the jury. I would hate to take someone and think you’d win, but they ahve more friends.
Kevin: me too
Jordan: she’s got Jessie, Russell, Lydia because she’s pissed off at me, you if I evicted you, I’d do the same thing, especially on finale night – that’s 4 against 2. I feel like I’m gonna come in second because theyr’e on the other team. But you and me – I’ve one 3, you’ve won 4 – that’s close. That gives them, things to think about. Then me and you have kinda laid low,
Kevin: we have similar, yeah..
JOrdan: I feel me and you, it’s 50-50. I know I don’t have Jessie’s..
Kevin: I feel like I don’t
Jordan: 50-50…
Kevin: he gave me a hand to the face
JordaN: Yah. Russell – I left a really mean message.. so I know he’s bitter, he said he’d vote for who sent Jeff – so half and half… I for sure have Jeff, you have Lydia. Michele, she might be bitter because you picked me, or against you… if you look at the votes, it’ll be split. It’ll be half and half, or America’s vote, so it’s an easy split. That’s how I see it.

Kevin: tehn she has the engagement, the wedding… yeah, I know this.
Jordan: yeah, but yu keep saying are you….
Kevin: i know she’s working you
Jordan: no! I just think you’re flopping.
Kevin: my mind is made up, it’s been made up sine she gave up the veto. Bitch sent me home because she gave up her right to play the veto. I was already leaning, but mind made up that moment. That’s what I’m gonna tell her. She told me she had the final two flip and when I asked her upstairs, she said she swore on her life, and I said if that’s the truth, I’m not taking you to the end, and I told her Natalie, you better come up with another story and she realized oh yeah right – and then she told us the new story. That’s when I said this is OVER. That’s why I was so upset.
Jordan: and I think just to spite me, the jury would vote for her. Jessie won’t vote against her, Russell likes her, Lydia won’t vote against me, so that’s Jeff – and you won’t vote for me so..
Kevin: I’m just concerned, because I’ve been thinking of it for a while..
Jordan: when Jeff wasevicted I started thinking of all the scenarios… they ask you and you kinda gotta put scenarios. When I wanted, at first, Michele to stay because I thought you were on board with her – but when you said you weren’t, I’m like.. was he messing with my head..
Kevin: i’m not messing with your head. I have to – she’s freaking out, since before Michele. Because she knows it would be dumb of me to take her. I have to be like, oh, yeah – that’s why she’s freaking out as much as she is.
Jordan: whenever Julie said that to me, I was just like uuuuuh, i didn’t know how to react!

Trivia…

9:00 Feeds are back.

Kevin: going through memories like that was bitter sweet. It’s like nice, but it’s coming to the end. We still have five days though.
Natalie; five days of nothing…

Kevin: NOw we know it was the Jeff and Jordan show – I mean we knew, but now..
Natalie; it’s confirmed… If you want a shot, you better choose me. you are, right?
Kevin: stop! if this is the next five days, I’m gonna ignore you.
Natalie: you have to reassure me. You’d be the same way.

Jordan to the DR
Jordan: I wanna eat my cake!
She goes.

Natalie; Jordan will drink the champagne.
Kevin: Oh I know. She’s on cloud nine.

Kevin: No questions about Laura… or Braden.
Natalie: We talked about them on our own. It was so early no one remembers – it was Casey and on.
Kevin: Michele will be known for her night terrors, Jessie coup d’etat, Ronnie for being a maniacle player
NAtalie: Jeff for being a sweetheart
Kevin: fuck Jeff. I’m so sick of Jeff. He was playing Jordan! Dude, if I didn’t get rid of Jeff, I would have lost.
Natalie; America loves Jef and Jordan. That’s why they’re the storyline, they’re loved
Kevin: and they have the underdog story.. Nobody would have thought she would have got this far, we’re looking like bullies.
Natalie: And she needs is with her mom… everyone needs it in their own way… but yeah, it was from Casey and on.
Kevin: i did like Casey though – he was hilarious.

Kevin: I couldn’t find any redeeming values with Russell.
Natalie; the real schemer..
Kevin: He sounded like he came from a rough environment and made something out of it.

Kevin: I think Michele – what she needed in her game to win, she needed a human side. She was so robotic, calculated, logical it scared people. She would have won if she just like, was more likeable. Lydia would have gotten far if she’d control her emotions. She threw people under the bus left and right.

- smack talk continues…

Kevin: Laura would have gotten further if she had stuck with her clique.
NAtalie; I had to throw in the fifth clique with that one. She should have known we were real.
Kevin: Jessie realized too late he put all his eggs in too few baskets.

Natalie; who did you think I was closest too? Jessie or Chima?
KEvin: Jessie. I had no idea you were close to Chima. You were always talking about Jessie, around Jessie, always jessie. I started to realize toward the end, and that’s what I thought he needs to go, he collected girls.
Natalie; He had Ronnie
Kevin: no he didn’t. Ronnie was using JEssie. Ronnie was playing everyone.
NAtalie; he didn’t play me, he didn’t screw me
Kevin: that you know of.
Natalie; the whole time Ronnie was here our alliance was on top.

Natalie: we need to do some major cleaning tonight.

Back to smack talk…

Kevin to the DR.
JOrdan: aren’t you like excited? I’m like in the best mood!
Natalie: I’m excited
Jordan: You should be. Don’t feel bad.

Natalie: when I went into the DR the first time – what did he say
Jordan: i’ll tell you later..

Jordan: I just don’t know what he’s gonna do… I mean look what he’s doing to us…
Natalie; yeah, you see ‘I’m gonna win’ – he knows if he goes to the end he’ll win.
Jordan: Only thing about it being the finale, I’ll be upset if I lose. It’s luck of the draw kinda…

They talk about wanting a spa day.

Jordan: I’m excited, my family’s gonna be here!

Natalie; we’ll go through and talk about every jury member… what they might do or something..
Jordan: I always get Jeff’s wrong!
Natalie: I got Chima’s wrong.. It’ll be about things they did here and all.

They wanna Jacuzzi, say they need to get their suitcase..
Natalie: Just so you know, I’m not saying anything to him. If he says I’m saying stuff? He’s lying. He’s gonna tell you he’s telling you but will make his own decision so I’m not even gonna campaign.

Jordan: I think it might be bad luck if I leave it in here – I’ve laways had my stuff in the splish splash room, and I’ve always survived!
Natalie: keep it! You’re the surviving member of the splish splash room! Stick with it.

JordaN: America must have really liked Jeff
NAtalie; Seriously!
Jordan: i was like sheesh!

Jordan: I’m not unpackin all the way. Five days! I wish they hd something for us to do… I thought when they told us we were all staying – I was like we’re going somewhere!
Natalie: Me too! For a second.
Jordan: was your heart pounding when you started that competition? I was excited, this was it – I was like ok, I know these! That’s why they couldn’t give us hints, it would have so given it away! You want me to straighten your hair on finale night? Do your makeup?
Natalie; For sure! The whole nine yards!

Natalie to the DR…

Kevin: oh, you know what? I don’t think we should change our clothes actually.
Jordan: why? oh, oh yeah.
–Lessa: …huh?

Kevin: So you’re totally on board, right? Cuz last time we’re talking..
Jordan: YES! You make me nervous – you keep asking me and it scares me! Because honestly, I don’t think you’d pick me..
Kevin: why do you keep thinking that? Well, 1000% if I get the choice I’ll pick you.
JordaN: ok.
Kevin: I already know what I’m gonna say.. my mind was made up long time ago. I’m going to tell her, ultimately, I can’t risk the fact you might have some mystery power.
Jordan: and first or second place when you’re walking out there, you’ll be like OMG… even if I got 50k, I’d be freakin estatic! Anything’s better than nothing.
Kevin: so even if Natalie convinces you..
Jordan: I know. Don’t be paranoid. I know everyone is gonna be that way ths week
Kevin: she’s already on me! I just have to calm her down, I don’t want to torture her
Jordan: I think it’s gonna be fair if it’s me or you.
Kevin: I know I’d get second with her, with you it’s second with a shot at first. her, no shot.
Jordan: even if it came to a tie – you’re funny, and I’m nice, and it will balance out
Kevin: oh no, you and Jeff? But it could..
Jordan: Jeff was huge for them..
Kevin: I don’t know if I told you when I wanted JEff out, they were like NO ARE YOU SURE OMG..

BB: You are not allowed ot talk about production..

Kevin: He was so loved. At one point I was like I can’t talk about jeff anymore, sorry. I was like ENOUGH. Especially when I realized there was voting.
Jordan: i thought you or michele had it
Kevin: I was all over the house…

They talk about the house meeting – which is when Jeff found out about the Coup d’Etat, and so Natalie says that was all because of her (the house meeting) and explains her version of the things that lead up to it.

Kevin: I’m surprised we didn’t have a have not.

Kevin: so I didn’t understand that blowup – what happned?
Natalie; ok, this was when Russell was HOH, and Michele said things about Chima up there to Russell, so then Russell said something to Chima – oh Russell was paranoid, and then they,

…. she keeps stumbling over herself, trying to get it all out. I can’t transcribe it. Sorry. The way she talks makes me want to stab puppies. Heh.

Natalie: it was all Michele that started that fight.
Kevin: Speaking of fights! Remember when I got up in Ronnie’s face
Natalie; Now’s not the time
Kevin: We’re supposed to talk about it naturally..
Natalie: but it’s not time yet.
Kevin: I just remember thinking, Russell it was a last desparate attempt to put it all on Michele
Natalie; but it was TRUE.
Kevin: Not all of it
Natalie; it was true that’s why Chima came and got Michele – Russell wasn’t an innocent bystander but michele started it
Kevin: she capitalized on Russell’s paranoia… hiding behind doors
Natalie; you don’t even know some of the stuff Jessie and I seen… we were on the bed, and we saw someone crawling – it was Lydia!

Jordan makes a run for the potty again (the rich final three food and stress gave her an upset tummy…)

9:40 Trivia.
9:42 back
Natalie; get your butt over here! How do I bring it up.
Kevin: pandora again.

Natalie: so – me winning HOH came up at the perfect time – I got to open pandora’s box, and I got to see my boyfriend, and he became my fiance, and I wish you all could be there…

–tells the story in her robotic (good at off the cuff my ass) fashion. Kevin does good and asks her questions and leads the conversation.

Natalie; first engagement on big brother!
–Lessa: WRONG! Season 2, boogie proposed finale night to Krista.

Natalie: it’s the best thing that’s ever happened in my life and here..
Kevin: and while ou ere experiencing the highs, we experienced the lows
Natalie: i’m sorry – but I know, I’m sure, if you knew what was happening..
Kevin: why didn’t you tell us right off the bat?
Natalie; because I’m the prankster of the season.. I thought I got you guys good, so there you go. ANYWAYS…

Kevin: Lets go get something from the kitchen!

Lessa – yeah, this is so natural. *smirk*

Now they talk about the fight with Ronnie
Jordan: I thought you were mad at him about hitler..
Natalie; It’s over, it’s done, we lost… SO KEVIN remember the fight you got into with Ronnie in the bathroom?
Kevin: I remember him calling me a liar and I remember thinking oh hell no..
Natalie; You blew up more than I’d ever seen – you chest bumped him
Jordan: Chest bumpers yay!
Natalie; did he cry?
Jordan: he was always fake crying..

Jordan to the DR – which lets Kevin and Natalie talk about LML, the reason they’re in the final three.

10:19 – General chitchat at the hot tub. more of the same, how Finale night will work, what it’ll be like, how nervous they are, five days of nothing coming up, who is coming to see them, yadda yadda yadda.

I’m taking a break for a while – if something important happens, I’ll jump back in.

11:01
Natalie; i knew all the HOHs in order. If it was just that, I’d have had it in 5 seconds.
–Lessa: lemme see, I do believe I heard… “who was the fourth HOH? who was it? OMG, who?” While we all laughed and screamed RUSSELL… Yah. five seconds. Gotcha.

Jordan: I was scared it would be really hard
Natalie; i wanted it to be. I knew everything.
–Lessa: *smirk*

11:56 Kevin/Natalie in the red room – Jordan in DR.
Kevin: we need to stop with the Jeff bashing, the negativity.. you know America’s voting right now, and there’s going to be a montage of her being why don’t they like Jeff or something – they’re voting now, I don’t want to fuck around with America’s vote.
Natalie: i’m fucked already so.
Kevin: We need to include her, can’t pair off, we have to…
–Lessa: yeah, because 5 days will make us forget what a douchebags you guys have been all season…. like now- while Jordan cleans up the table in the kitchen while you’re in bed. Nice. Real nice.

Kevin: (heard me, apparently) Are you cleaning up now?
Jordan: yeah, Michele said we could put it in there…
Kevin: ok, I’ll come help.
Natalie; I’ll be there after I’m done with this game.
–Lessa: snort.

1:00 AM
After cleaning the kitchen, starting laundry, ect, everyone gets into bed and the talk is sex, of course. The girls ask Kevin a lot of questions about being gay, when they have sex, etc. Talk turns to Michele, and Natalie says shew as a swinger, and she’d never put up with that at all. Talk continues..

Kevin: you swing with someone you’re just dating for fun, not someone you love.

They explain about how quickly a girl can get wet, Kevin asks questions, and is thorougly grossed out.
Natalie; Kevin you need to touch a vagina!
Kevin: OH NOOOOOOOO.

Jordan: I think vagina’s are
Kevin: Gross!
Jordan: and a penis
Kevin: is beautiful!
Jordan: how can a penis be beautiful?! It’s a one-eyed monster!

Talk moves to circumcision – better, or not. If it makes a difference, what the cleanliness issues are, etc. Jordan’s never seen an uncircumcised penis. On to size, etc.

1:28 Fish for a while – and we come back to still talking about relationships. We get periodic fish as the stories delve into people who haven’t given releases.

We’re back, and Natalie says she finds it disrespectful if she calls her man and he ignores the call.

Natalie: do I need to have a reason to call you? I thought I could call just to say hi because I was thinking about you. I’ll call 10 times a day!

Jordan agrees to an extent… Kevin is astounded. “that’s because you don’t live with him…”

Natalie; seriously, it is ok to call someone multiple times a day! It shows you care
Kevin: It’s annoying! why not text?
Natalie: I do that too. But sometimes you don’t get a response, and I get mad, so I’ll call then.

Kevin: I know he loves me, but when I get home we can love on each other. Then when I get home, he’s calling someone else! So when I’m here, you don’t want to talk to me!? You know what I do – sometimes I call him while I’m home, and he’s like what are you doing and I tell him you only want to talk to me on the phone! He hangs up. 10 times a day? You need to chill back on that…

Natalie: maybe it’s just 5 or 6…
Kevin: it’s just because you don’t live with each other. I just save my stories for when I get home, unless it’s like 911 status.
Natalie: I call him for everything.

Kevin talks about using ichat to talk at work, instead of face to face.
Kevin: i love it at work – we’re constantly having fun, photochopping and everything. I know they’ve taken images of me and used them, it’s so much fun.

1:29 – lights out, but still chattering.

Natalie declaring again that her man has never looked at porn – doesn’t need to ask him, knows how he is, what kind of person he is. Kevin isn’t buying it. (Neither am I. *L*)

Kevin: so if he googles Paris hilton and up pops her boobs, he won’t click on it?
Natalie; no, he won’t
Kevin: (cracking up) You’re in la la land. You are out of your mind. Who’s his ideal girl?
Natalie: I don’t know.
Kevin: girl – you need to have some talks. His dream girl don’t need to see her boobs?! Come on.
Natalie: I’m saying he’s not gonna buy a magazine, he’s not gonna go on the internet and search for it! He’s not! not all guys are like that!
Kevin: You said never.
Natalie; Never. I’ve been with him almost 3 years now.
Kevin; You need to hope he looks at porn – or something’s wrong with him and he needs to see a doctor.
Kevin: do you think he masturbates?
Natalie: I’m saying he won’t click on it to see more!
Kevin: does he masturbate?
Natalie; I don’t know if he does or doesn’t do!
Kevin: If he does like every healthy person does! When he masturbates, you better hope it’s to porn and not someone he knows! That’s why porn is good, keep it fantasy level!
Natalie: Jordan! do you look at porn?
Jordan: no!
Natalie: see?
Kevin: Girls are different
Natalie; Does your ex look at pon?
JOrdan: probably!
Natalie; her boyfriend was as douchebag.
Kevin: You need to have a discussion with him, and find out about porn, and if he masturbates… I’m saying if his dream girl comes up in playboy and her boobs are popping out
Natalie: ok, he might look at that.
Kevin: THAT’S PORN! That’s what I’m saying!
Natalie: Jordan do you think very man looks at porn?
Jordan: yes.
Natalie; OMG! I’m saying he doesn’t go on the internet and search for that kinda stuff!
Kevin: So – she’s saying, they’ve been away for three months, lets assume he’s masturbating, she says he’s staring at a blank wall, no stimulus..
Jordan: Being a boy- I mean, my brother didn’t have sex yet and he’s looked at porn.
Natalie: i’m saying he look and says uck! I’m saing he doesn’t look for porn.
Kevin: so he watches oprah as he masterbates – he watches the food network to bust a nut over.. what is he stimulating himself with?
Natalie: WHAT I’M SAYING IS – he’s not a sicko and looks for shit on the internet
Kevin: you’re jumping to conclusions to the EXTREME. All I’m saying is you’d want him to look t porn, it’s better because it’s fantasy level..
Jordan: Most guys look at porn.
Kevin; It’s actually ok.
Jordan: or have dirty magazines
Kevin: that’s like mom and dad stuff – it’s like internet, one click away. Done.
Natalie: kevin knows everyone perfectly.
Kevin: you say never – which is impossible to prove a big statement, so I feel confident. It’s like you never carressed your vagina… you’ve never wiped it and gone ohh what’s that!
Jordan: not a tingling sinsation!
Natalie: I need help here, PLEASE.
–Lessa; in oh so may ways.

Jordan: I’m tired.
Natalie; I wanna play pool. Let’s go Kevin.
Kevin: no, I’m gonna sleep.

Natalie: my whole life I’ve gotten along with guys.
Kevin: then you should know he masturbates
Natalie: I’m just SAYING I’ve never SEEN him.
Kevin: a lot of gay sex involves masturbation
Natalie; what, do you just stand next to the toilet together?
Kevin:….no! It’s in bed!
Natalie; you need a girl.

Natalie: i’m a very needy girl. clingy.
–Lessa: GASP no. REALLY?! I never would have guessed. *Dry look*
Kevin: insecure.
Natalie; no! Just affectionate, and clingy.
Kevin: you have trust issues.
Natalie; maybe, I won’t deny it.

2:10 Talk turns to Jordan’s blossoming zit.

Natalie; I’m gonna hook your guy up with a girl.
Kevin: I’ll hook up your guy with a guy and he’ll love it.
Natalie: He never would.
–Lessa: Yet you’re so sure you can turn Kevin or any gay guy straight. Give it up.

Natalie demands blow job tips. Jordan giggles.

Kevin: and then you slide a finger up his ass!
Natalie: that’s disgusting.
Kevin: Calm down. You need to start thinking about this shit. You think he’s gonna do it missionary style the whole 57 years you’re together?
Natalie; he’s not GAY.
Kevin: it’s not gay – the straight guys I know don’t mind it if they’re comfortable. They don’t want a dick, but a finger is ok.
Natalie; I almost bit his nipple off one time. He was so mad. When I wrestle, I wrestle!
Kevin: you wrestle naked?
Natalie: ugh. fully clothed Kevin.
Kevin: baby oil?
Natalie; no! OMG.

2:27- they quiet down at last… nighty night hamsters!

(Ok, so really I was just tired, not feeling well, and slept in, but shhh! The above sounds fancier, right? )

The feeds have been on Trivia for almost an hour – presumably for a walk through, though they don’t always come back before the show, so it might be for the duration, until after tonight’s show. We shall see.

The CoverItLive widget will appear below here about 15 minutes before showtime. See you then!

3:58 – Interesting! Feeds are back and everyone is packing… Jordan is worried she’ll walk out and look like a bum, everyone’s nerves are on high alert – quick whispered “i got you” all the way around (and we all know they can’t ALL have each other! Someone’s lying)… no oe knows the exact schedule.. way to keep us on pins and needles, Grodner!

Here we go – remember you can watch along with us here, or here! The widget will open up

3:51
T-10 minutes and counting… Feeds went to trivia just a couple minutes ago… everyone still in the dark for what EXACTLY will happen tonight. *chuckles* What we know for sure – they’ll show the HOH pt 1 ending, and we’ll have HOH pt 2. And Evel Dick, Janelle, Boogie and Danielle (BB3) will join Julie on stage to talk about the season. Stay tuned!
3:53
I will open the comments here in a few moments – I’ll also put you on unmoderated as soon as you comment the first time (or asap if I’m typing). Please remember to keep the comments to a minmum during the show itself, and use the commercials to chatter. Also – We’re all adults, I expect you to act that way, so commenting rules for the site still apply – whch I know all of you know already.
3:54

[Comment From Billy]
Gah!! Go Jordan!
3:55
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3:56

[Comment From Traci]
So hoping Jordan is extra gucci tonight with a win!
3:58

[Comment From Tarri]
Go Get ‘Em Jordon
3:59

Billy: Almost time…
3:59
BigBrotherCraze: yeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaaaw!
3:59

[Comment From pumpkinmykitty]
I’m ready!! Hi Billy! Hi Lessa!
4:00

Billy: I got butterflies in mah tummy
4:00

Billy: Hey, Pumpkin!
4:00
BigBrotherCraze: Here we go!
4:00
BigBrotherCraze: Previously on Big Brother….
4:00

[Comment From Melissa]
Hey everybody!
4:01

[Comment From mama]
this is just one hour, right? I have to go back to work at 5:30
4:01
BigBrotherCraze: YUp, just one hour..
4:01

[Comment From Happy]
Hi BBCrazies! Go Jorducci!
4:02
BigBrotherCraze: With only 3 hours guests remain…. and part 2 is live, plus some of the best players talk about the season… badaddada…
4:03
BigBrotherCraze: Hi Julie!
4:03

pumpkinmykitty: Think they will show Gnat Cheating?
4:03
BigBrotherCraze: Welcome to BB – its day 68 inside the house, and we’re down to the final three, Kevin, Natalie and Jordan..
4:04
BigBrotherCraze: Three peopl from three differet walks of life, but with the same dream – but there’s still a lot of game to play. Tonight it’s the conclusion of part one, then part two will play out live – but in a BB first – the HOH won’t be crowned tonight, more later.. But first…
4:04
BigBrotherCraze: When we left them, they were on a roll… battling it out in the most important competition of the summer…
4:04
BigBrotherCraze: Flash to the beginning of the Log Jam…
4:04

Happy: blah. thats super confusing.
4:04
BigBrotherCraze: And the first thunder, and rain….
4:05
BigBrotherCraze: Kevin says he needs the power to make the major move, if he goes against NAtalie the votes aren’t in his favor – he has to take Jordan with him.
4:05
BigBrotherCraze: Jordan says that she has to look out for herself, win it for her…
4:05
BigBrotherCraze: She’s winging it…
4:05
BigBrotherCraze: Natalie thanks Kevin for evicting Michele. jordan says “Yeah. thanks.”
4:05

Tarri: Am I the only one who thinks they are doing it this way because they know there will be a revolt from the fans if Kevin and Nataliar are the last two?
4:05
BigBrotherCraze: Flash to the eviction…
4:05
BigBrotherCraze: (Please keep chatter to commercials… otehrwise I don’t see the questions.)
4:06
BigBrotherCraze: Kevin says that sending Michele home was difficult – and he’s counting on Jordan to help him win BB…
4:06
BigBrotherCraze: Natalie and Kevin hug, and Jordan says she feels like crying… she tells us that Jeff and Michele were the ones she trusted, she’s on her own now…
4:07
BigBrotherCraze: Final three, there it is, it’s official – and Natalie says the Devil is gone, don’t they feel rejuvinated and KEvin tells her to stop it. NAtalie tells us that she feels the way about Michele that we feel about her. *Smirk*
4:07
BigBrotherCraze: Back to th Log Jam…
4:07
BigBrotherCraze: Natalie calls Michele a bitch, again, and says she can spend time with Jeff alone like she wants to the whole game. Jordan says that Natalie was trying to distract her, but it wasn’t working, Michele’s happily married – whatever, she knows Jeff likes her, so what’s to worry aobut…
4:07
BigBrotherCraze: 55 minutes into the competition…
4:08
BigBrotherCraze: The log stops, everyone wobbles… and then the rain starts again…
4:08
BigBrotherCraze: Kevin wants warm rain – he tells us the rain was a rtorrential downpour, it was cold, it was miserable… they’re walking backwards…
4:09
BigBrotherCraze: Jordan is slow and steady…. Natalie does do a 360! survives by hanging on to the key! She tells us she almost lost it.. she did a full spin and somehow made it back on and kept running…
4:09
BigBrotherCraze: The log stops again…
4:09
BigBrotherCraze: Wind and leaves up next…
4:09
BigBrotherCraze: Jordan says th wind would blow and it was the worst part because they were soaked and it’s the last thing you want, wind…
4:09
BigBrotherCraze: They’re walking again…
4:09
BigBrotherCraze: Here comes snow – kevin says what the hells that – she says it gets worse, it starts snowing, it was cold and slushy just like in a blizzard, could you torture her anymore?
4:09
BigBrotherCraze: 1 hour 30 minutes…. and more rai…
4:10
BigBrotherCraze: Jordan says sometimes the log would trick you, forward then back…
4:10
BigBrotherCraze: Natalie says the hardest part was holding onto the key, her hand would go numb….
4:10
BigBrotherCraze: 3 hours 2 minutes….
4:11
BigBrotherCraze: Natalie ask if they are ready to drop, kevin says till the sun rises, NAtalie says later than that, might as well drop. Kevin says ok, he’ll drop when the sun rises, Natalie says it’ll be all for nothing. Jordan is quiet.
4:11
BigBrotherCraze: Natalie whispers to her – asks if she sees his hand, and tells Jordan if she flls, Natalie will fall 5 minutes later. Natalie says that she wants Jordan to choose her… Jordan asks for RPS to see who goes – and the log starts agian…
4:12
BigBrotherCraze: And stops. More snow…
4:13
BigBrotherCraze: Then quiet…. JOrdan says she’s freezing – and Kevin says he looked over and was like yeeeeees… and then he tells her if you shiver, it’ll warm you up – he told her that because it would distract her, and hopefully she’d drop.
4:13
BigBrotherCraze: Natalie points out there are warm twoels – and Jordan falls! 3 hours and 37 minutes in…
4:13
BigBrotherCraze: Jordan says she zoned out for a mnute and she slipped off, she’d say it was a 500k mistake. Natalie says that their plan is working perfectly…
4:13
BigBrotherCraze: Jordan goes inside, and the minute the door closes – Ntalie says almost there, almost guarenteed, and Kevin says if it works, every mission has worked..
4:14
BigBrotherCraze: Kevin says he was like YES – Natalie falls, and he wins the third phase and that’s all that’s left in the game. He says 5 minutes more (in Spanish) and Natalie makes him swear, again, and tells us that days before the comp she was supposed to throw the first round… flash back to their chat – and she’s wigging out on the log.. making him swear agian anda gain.
4:15
BigBrotherCraze: He tells us that his word means NOTHING in this game. All that matters is getting Natalie to fall so he gets to the third stage, wins and boots the biznatch out of the house…
4:15
BigBrotherCraze: Natalie says 15 minutes, make it believable.. Kevin tells us that he doesn’t care what Jordan thinks… and keeps telling Natalie to fall, and ANtalie keeps saying he has to realize what she’s doing- and if he burns her…
4:16
BigBrotherCraze: Natalie says teh thought of falling was very hard – she’s putting her faith in Kevin’s hands, and hopes it pays off…
4:16
BigBrotherCraze: Natalie says all she has to do is beat him – says “America you heard him – he said no matter what. kevin says we’re on track – and Natalie jumps off….
4:16
BigBrotherCraze: Then asks if he’s coming or what – he tells us there’s only one competition left between him and a half million dollars! they hug and say good job
4:17
BigBrotherCraze: Kevin willa dvance to part three – and Jordan and Natalie face off live tonight – Jeff’s left the game and faces the jury house next. Plus four of the most memorable houseguests in history will weigh in on the final three..
4:17
BigBrotherCraze: And commercial!
4:17

Happy: Oh Kevin, I like to hear that. Natalie if Kevin burns you I will high five him!
4:17

[Comment From Wolf]
Hi ya’ll!
4:17

[Comment From SweetsAngel]
I sure in the heck hope they call them both out for cheating!!!
4:17

Wolf: Yay!!!! I LOVED Jordan’s commentary about herself
4:17

[Comment From Texas Girl]
Oh Gnat, we feel the same way about you as you feel about Michele. Ooo yay, it sounds like Kevin is going to get rid of Gnat. God, I hope he does.
4:18

Texas Girl: Me too SweetsAngel, but sorry to say I don’t see it happening
4:18
BigBrotherCraze: *L* yeah, I couldn’t resist that snide comment. I’m a bad girl.
4:18

Happy: Sorry Lessa for commenting during the show *slaps own hands*
4:18

Wolf: I have the tissues ready for seeing Jeff walk into the jury house
4:18

SweetsAngel: I am so over the Natalie and Keven show.
4:18
BigBrotherCraze: Thats ok Happy.
4:18

Tarri: me too
4:18
BigBrotherCraze: I honestly think Kevin willt ake Jordan after his DRs….
4:19
BigBrotherCraze: Though we’re still stuck with all three of the bitches in the house until Tuesday.
4:19
BigBrotherCraze: Dammit.
4:19

Tarri: I don’t know
4:19

Happy: Me too, he feels that he can win against her but I think he is stupid.
4:19

Wolf: even though Kevin’s been kind of a biznatch himself, I still kinda like him
4:19

Tarri: I think he’ll take Nat, because if he doesn’t he’ll get no votes
4:19

Billy: Kevin evicts Gnat, Jordan gets her vote.
4:19

Texas Girl: Oh I know BBC I want to see Gnat’s face so bad if Kevin actually has the cajones (sp?) to evict Gnat
4:20
BigBrotherCraze: And we’re back…
4:20

Wolf: Kevin evicts Jordan, then Nat will get Jessie’s, Lydia’s, and Russell’s votes most likely
4:20
BigBrotherCraze: After 68 days inside the house, the final three have the money in their sites – let’s talk to them!
4:20
BigBrotherCraze: Has everyone recovered? Yeah – they look great. Here’s the announcement…
4:20

Happy: I see it as, Jordan will have Jeff, Michele, Natalie, Russell and Jesse. Kevin will have Lydia.
4:20
BigBrotherCraze: In a big brother first, all three will make it to final night – no one is leaving the house tonight… “what? what? Shut up!”
4:21
BigBrotherCraze: Natalie and Jordan will compelte live in part two tonight – the winner faces off also live on finale night…
4:21
BigBrotherCraze: The winner of that part, will become the final HOH and decide who sits next to them – then the evicted houseguests join her in the studio to question and cast votes, then the winner will be revealed…
4:22
BigBrotherCraze: Back to begin round two in a bit..
4:22
BigBrotherCraze: Jeff heads to the Jury house…
4:22
BigBrotherCraze: Russell says whoever that comes in they’ll have to play by their rules – Russell says someone has been evicted, he hopes it’s JEff. Who do they don’t want to see? Kevin…
4:22
BigBrotherCraze: Lydia agrees…
4:23
BigBrotherCraze: What if it’s NAtalie, what will Jessie do? He says respects her a sa woman. Lydia says if she does, she has a lot of explaining to do about her 18 year old lie..
4:23
BigBrotherCraze: Russell wants to see Jeff.. thinks it’ll be funny… how’s it feel…
4:23
BigBrotherCraze: Jessie says he’d than me lucky stars – and Jeff imitates Kevin.. *LOL*
4:23
BigBrotherCraze: then says fuess again YO YOS
4:23
BigBrotherCraze: Eveyrone says yess, and applauds him,, and he says bring the stones, bring the stones.
4:23
BigBrotherCraze: Jeff (SO PRETTY)
4:23
BigBrotherCraze: Says that it was a tough pill to swallow, he’s swallowing his…
4:24
BigBrotherCraze: Kevin got him… stabbed ihm right in the back…
4:24
BigBrotherCraze: Russell says it was fvalidation he should have kept him – his loss, now they’re both sitting there. Jeff says that Kevin will be here next week.. Russell thinks Mchele will win it – and Jessie tells Natalie’s truth..
4:24
BigBrotherCraze: Jeff says my opinion, she didn’t win one damn thing, she road coattails…
4:25
BigBrotherCraze: Jeff tells us that everyone has turned on Natalie is shocking, but you know it’s good for Jordan… time for the DVD (and the irish accents are back… *L*)
4:25
BigBrotherCraze: Lydia says she can hear angles singing…
4:25
BigBrotherCraze: Jessie points out that Natalie didn’t even try -Lydia says she can’t respect her, she uses other people…
4:25
BigBrotherCraze: Jeff says Kevin smoked the competition…
4:25
BigBrotherCraze: They show the veto – and Russell says he wouldn’t have been bad at that…
4:26
BigBrotherCraze: Jeff calls a Michele Jordan final to… He thinks Kevin’s coming, NAtalie won’t win, and she’ll be next…
4:26
BigBrotherCraze: Time to talk live with the 4 best players in history – strong opinions when they played the game, what do they have to say about this summers houseguests? stay with us!
4:26
BigBrotherCraze: Commercial!
4:26

Billy: Boogie wasn’t good
4:26

Billy: ever
4:27

Tarri: interesting
4:27

Texas Girl: What a surprise Julie, Gnat not complaining, yeah right.
4:27

Wolf: Loved the “Dammit” when Jeff found out Natalie’s secret
4:27

pumpkinmykitty: Glad the JH won’t vote for Gnat, now I want Gnat to take Jordan..LOL
4:27

Happy: Awe. Jeff.
4:27

Wolf: *grouphug*
4:27
BigBrotherCraze: I think knowing this -Kevin will DEFINNITELY take Jordan. Why? natalie has no time to rile the votes against him.
4:27

Billy: Least she won’t win no matter what
4:27

Texas Girl: Yeah, Wolf and that everyone appears to be against Gnat
4:27
BigBrotherCraze: That’s her big threat – “I’ll make sure they don’t vote for you.”
4:27
BigBrotherCraze: Now she has no way to make sure that happens.
4:27

mama: ;
4:28

pumpkinmykitty: drolling all over the keyboard I missed my eye candy
4:28

Happy: I see Jordan winning it either way after that.
4:28

Wolf: it’s showing America love for sure…. I’m voting Jordan for the win when they open the polling
4:28

pumpkinmykitty: Me too Wolf
4:28
BigBrotherCraze: Yup> if Jordan is final two with natalie, she wins.Wifh Kevin – probably second.
4:28

Billy: jordan against kevin scares me…
4:28

pumpkinmykitty: I hope Jordan gets to the final two. I hope then she and her mom can get their own place
4:28
BigBrotherCraze: At least we know that if Jordan wins final hoh and takes NAtalie – she wins.
4:28

Wolf: and how will America ask a jury question????
4:29
BigBrotherCraze: *LOL*
4:29

Wolf: it’s our right as members of the Jury, dammnit!
4:29

pumpkinmykitty: we won’t..LOL
4:29
BigBrotherCraze: And we’re back!
4:29

Billy: lol
4:29
BigBrotherCraze: To truly understand what it takes to get to the final three – you have to have been in there, and these guys understand it…
4:29
BigBrotherCraze: Dick (pots and panns! hahaha!)
4:29
BigBrotherCraze: Daniele – the black widow!
4:30
BigBrotherCraze: Mike Boogie…
4:30
BigBrotherCraze: And Janelle… the all time veto winner – bye bye bitches!
4:30
BigBrotherCraze: Say hello to Mike, janelle Danelle and evel dick..
4:31
BigBrotherCraze: They all know what it’s like – Evel Dick what did you do with the half million, he says it’s been a good ride, different, life changing. Mike got a bentley, reinvested and saved a little for a gift for Julie – a baby gift.. awwwwww….
4:31
BigBrotherCraze: Danelle – who has played the best game? Right now… She says Natalie, don’t hate, because she has lied very well, Boogie knows about that, as does she – Kevin’s done her dirty work, and the russell lie was phenominal…
4:32
BigBrotherCraze: The worst move? Janelle says getting rid of Russell was the bad move for Jeff. Does she blame him? She understands, but needed to look a little farther, and could have made it further..
4:32
BigBrotherCraze: Mike says the best move as the former coup d’etat winner – getting rid of Jessie and teh LML to put up Russell out…
4:32
BigBrotherCraze: That set them up.. they all agree.. Evel Dick?
4:33
BigBrotherCraze: Best move… He says Jeff has to be in there wout the Coup d’etat but the lie changed the game, which took out the best players, a lot of the best players don’t make it to the end.
4:33
BigBrotherCraze: Chima – everyone laughs.. you know the rules – what do they think of her behavior?
4:33
BigBrotherCraze: Mike says she should have been kicked out, but you don’t know what it feel slike, you would do things you don’t do in the real world, and give her a break..
4:34
BigBrotherCraze: Dick says that she should jump off a bridge – she lost sight of the end goal, you have to focus on that.. and Dani calls her a brat, Janelle says Diva… and that was the stupidest move of the game.
4:34
BigBrotherCraze: Mike thinks Kevin will take it all, he’s avodied conflict, Natalie hasn’t…
4:34
BigBrotherCraze: Janelle says Kevin – with Jordan.
4:34
BigBrotherCraze: Dick says Kevin, but it doens’t matter who he takes.. And Dani says two women have to sit togetherto have a woman win…
4:35
BigBrotherCraze: Natalie and jordan go head to head in the final hoh part 2… stay with us!
4:35
BigBrotherCraze: Commercial!
4:35

Billy: That was… Eh
4:35

Tarri: Go Jordon, you can do this
4:35

Wolf: it was…. time filler
4:35
BigBrotherCraze: Dick wanted to say so much more. *L* they had him on a short leash…
4:35
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Billy: Positive vibes!!!!!!
4:35

Happy: GO JORDUCCI!!
4:35

Texas Girl: Go Gucci Girl
4:35

Wolf: Let’s go Jordan! LET’S GO!!!!
4:36

Wolf: let’s start a wave!!!!
4:36
BigBrotherCraze: *WhooOOOOOOOOoooo!*
4:36

Happy: I think that everyone is wrong and its going to be a HUGE shocker when Jordan wins!
4:36

Traci: Go gucci jordan!
4:36
BigBrotherCraze: (that was my wave. *L*)
4:36
BigBrotherCraze: I hope so Happy!
4:36

Billy: *wave*
4:36

SweetsAngel: have to help kids with H.W. I will check in to see the out come.
4:36
BigBrotherCraze: I would be happy with Kevin/Jordan final two.
4:36

Happy: *Stands Up* *Sits Down* I Love the Wave
4:37

Happy: Me too Lessa, thats my hope!
4:37

Wolf: I’m hungry… can we like totally get on with this comp???
4:37

Billy: I’d rather Jordan and Gnat cause Jordan would win
4:37
BigBrotherCraze: I don’t mind Kevin winning either. I just wish his DR persona showed more in the house. *L*
4:37
BigBrotherCraze: I dont’ want natalie to have second place.
4:37
BigBrotherCraze: No money for the spoiled brat.
4:37

Wolf: (do you know how many times I thought that during the BBE season while I was in the House?)
4:37
BigBrotherCraze: Walk out just shy of the money.
4:37
BigBrotherCraze: That’s what I want.
4:37

Billy: I can live with it if Jordan wins
4:37

Texas Girl: I don’t Gnat to have ANY money out of BB
4:38
BigBrotherCraze: *LOL Wolf.
4:38

Happy: Exactly. I still think Jordan winning against Kevin.
4:38

Billy: Jordan and Kevin is iffy…
4:38

[Comment From BabyBee]
Does anyone else think GNat is going to throw the comp?
4:38

Wolf: TG: she snatched up some of the PB money… they should have made her give that up WITH the Veto comp
4:38
BigBrotherCraze: And we’re back!
4:38
BigBrotherCraze: It’s time to begin part two..
4:38
BigBrotherCraze: The winner wil go on to compete against Kevin..
4:38
BigBrotherCraze: (On tuesday)
4:38
BigBrotherCraze: First up – Natalie.
4:39
BigBrotherCraze: Heads will roll – a giant game board with numbered holes… place the heads of household in the correct order…
4:39

Billy: oooo Jordan’s got this
4:39
BigBrotherCraze: The balls have name on them – 2 minutes total… the winner will be the houseguests with the most answers correct.. if there’s a tie – whoever does it fastest wins…
4:40
BigBrotherCraze: If you finish before the two minutes are up – hit the button.
4:40
BigBrotherCraze: GO!
4:40
BigBrotherCraze: She lines up the balls first…
4:40
BigBrotherCraze: She can’t remember third HOH…
4:40
BigBrotherCraze: She’s flustered big time… She gets Jessie…
4:40
BigBrotherCraze: Gets ronnie…
4:41
BigBrotherCraze: Has Jessie ball in number four should have been russell.. chima… she’s down to one minute… grabs michele… gets it in the wrong hole…
4:41

pumpkinmykitty: yeah she screwed herself!!
4:41

Happy: HA i love it!
4:41
BigBrotherCraze: finally gets it – but has jordan in the 8 she didn’t skil for Jeff… 10 seconds…
4:42
BigBrotherCraze: She’s putting Kevin in hers….
4:42
BigBrotherCraze: Wrong. Wrong wrong wrong….
4:42
BigBrotherCraze: Natalie her time is up, go inside….
4:42
BigBrotherCraze: She’s still trying to figure it out – she only got 5 answers correct. Up enxt, it’s Jordan’s turn, can she beat NAtalies score? stay with us…
4:42

Tarri: can she do it?
4:42
BigBrotherCraze: (Jordan’s GOT THIS!)
4:42

Wolf: *bloodcurdling scream of frustration!!!!!*
4:42
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4:42

Tarri: fingers crossed
4:42

BabyBee: Me too wolf!
4:42

Happy: I love it!!! Jordan is SOOO going to win!
4:43
BigBrotherCraze: Go Jordo! You GOT THIS.
4:43
BigBrotherCraze: GOOD LUCK VIBES!
4:43

[Comment From mama]
gucci, gucci, gucci, gucci, gucci, gucci, gucci
4:43

Texas Girl: stay calm Gucci girl!
4:43

Billy: She can do this
4:43

Wolf: Gucci Gucci Ya Ya Da Da!!!!
4:43

mama: GUCCI, GUCCI, GUCCI, GUCCI, GUCCI, GUCCI, GUCCI, GUCCI
4:43

Billy: She knows them
4:43
BigBrotherCraze: Deep breaths and count it out… she can do it! GUCCI!
4:43

Billy: she does
4:43

mama: YA YA DA DA
4:43
BigBrotherCraze: GUCCI GUCCI GUCCI!
4:43

Billy: GAH!
4:43

mama: love it wolfie
4:44

Happy: She knows them AND she is way better at this than Natalie so she won’t screw up
4:44
BigBrotherCraze: Deep breaths, Billy.
4:44

Wolf: sung to the tune of Lady Marmalade
4:44

Billy: I just hope she doesnt get flustered
4:44

mama: come on – I gotta go back to wrok
4:44
BigBrotherCraze: I caught that Wolf.
4:44
BigBrotherCraze: I know you well.
4:44

mama: *work
4:44

mama: yeah, I recognize it wolf ;)
4:44

Wolf: but wrok can be so much more fun
4:44

Tarri: no you don’t, we’ll write you a note
4:44
BigBrotherCraze: Mama if you have to leave, I’ll call and tell you who won…
4:44

mama: you don’t know the half of it honey
4:45

mama: I work with batterers on Tuesday and Thursday nights
4:45

mama: would love to put some of them in a room with gnataliar
4:45

mama: heh
4:45
BigBrotherCraze: *LOL*
4:45
BigBrotherCraze: Mama!
4:45

Wolf: tell ‘em this is a lifechanging event– make ‘em watch with ya!
4:45

pumpkinmykitty: come on Jordan you got this!!!!
4:45
BigBrotherCraze:
4:45

Tarri: then i’ll put you in witness protection
4:45

Happy: LMAO mama!
4:45

mama: hahahha
4:45

Billy: Nervous!
4:45

pumpkinmykitty: lets go Jordan lets go! (clap clap clap) repeat after me
4:45

mama: I still have some time lessa
4:45

mama: soaky
4:45
BigBrotherCraze: kk
4:46

mama: sokay
4:46

Happy: me too Billy, but if you have to be POSITIVE!
4:46

mama: grrr
4:46
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4:46

Billy: Positive
4:46
BigBrotherCraze: And we’re back!
4:46

Billy: Positive!!!!
4:46
BigBrotherCraze: Here we go!
4:46
BigBrotherCraze: Natalie has already taken her turn – she’s still counting them out. *L*
4:46
BigBrotherCraze: Come on Jordan…
4:46
BigBrotherCraze: Exact same rules explained to Natalie…
4:47
BigBrotherCraze: Deep breaths, jordan… slow and steady.
4:47
BigBrotherCraze: Ready JOrdan?
4:47
BigBrotherCraze: GO!
4:48
BigBrotherCraze: She grabs ronnie and Chima first then two Jessie… Ronnie is in the 4th, but she has both Jessie’s correct…. Come on Jordan… tthere she has 3… she has 4…
4:48
BigBrotherCraze: She has five!
4:48
BigBrotherCraze: She has 6!
4:48
BigBrotherCraze: The audience claps@
4:48
BigBrotherCraze: She’s GOT THIS! COME ON JORDAN
4:48

Billy: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4:48
BigBrotherCraze: She’s got Jeff… All that’s left is Natalie and Kevin…..
4:49
BigBrotherCraze: She’s got Natalie… just Kevin.. come on…
4:49
BigBrotherCraze: YES!
4:49
BigBrotherCraze: THE AUDIENCE GOES WILD!
4:49
BigBrotherCraze: SHE GOT NINE!
4:49
BigBrotherCraze: WHOOOOOHOOOOOOOO!
4:49

Traci: Yea!!!!! Whoop!!!!!!
4:49

BabyBee: *jumping up and down*
4:49

Happy: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SEE POSITIVE BILLY!
4:49

Tarri: woohoo,
4:49

mama: wahoo!
4:49

Billy: YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
4:49

pumpkinmykitty: YEAHHHHHHHHHHH GUCCI!!!
4:49

mama: nd I LOVE that the audience was applauding!
4:49

mama: ;)
4:49

Tarri: Nataliar is gonna be pissed
4:50

Texas Girl: ALRIGHT GUCCI GIRL WAY TO GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4:50
BigBrotherCraze: She heads inside – Jordan got 9 and has won the second part of the final HOH and will face off against Kevin
4:50

Wolf: My hands hurt! I was clapping too hard!
4:50
BigBrotherCraze: America is the final juror – here’s how to vote…
4:50

mama: I was holding my breath
4:50
BigBrotherCraze: This is the one we’ve been watiign for….
4:50

mama: breathe,
4:50

Traci: I can’t wait to see Natalie’s face when she finds out Jordan beat her!
4:50
BigBrotherCraze: If Jordan and Kevin make it – who do you want to win? Looks like we’ll get to vote on every scenario…
4:50
BigBrotherCraze: That’s the best way to make it fair. Good on ya, CBS!
4:51
BigBrotherCraze: Not only beat her, Traci, but SMOKED HER.
4:51

Texas Girl: and I really don’t think Gnat got those wrong on purpose. Did y’all see her in the green room with that confused look on her face trying to figure out if she got them right. HA HA HA HA
4:51
BigBrotherCraze: And you know she didn’t throw it – she didn’t KNOW IT.
4:51
BigBrotherCraze: HAHAHAH!
4:51

Tarri: no way did she throw it
4:51

Texas Girl: JORDAN!!! Need you ask BBC…LOL
4:51
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BabyBee: Jordan, Jordan, Jordan
4:51

pumpkinmykitty: omg omg omg that was great!
4:51

Billy: YES!
4:51

Wolf: it’s all Michelle’s fault for futzing with her illegal calendar! NOT!!!!
4:51

Tarri: i hate her but she’s not stupid
4:51
BigBrotherCraze: WHOOOHOOO!
4:51

mama: the men are gonna wonder why I’m smiling. )))))))
4:51

Texas Girl: y’all ready for Gnat’s whining about the comp….lol
4:51

pumpkinmykitty: did you hear the audiance clapping for JOrdan?
4:51
BigBrotherCraze: *LMAO* B ecause your GUCCI mama!
4:52

Tarri: keep them guessing
4:52

Traci: Jordan would have gotten all 10 if one ball hadn’t gone in wrong place! I hope Jordan wins in round 3
4:52

Billy: Now to beat Kevin…
4:52
BigBrotherCraze: Just tell them your GUCCI!
4:52

BabyBee: I still think GNat threw the comp.
4:52

Texas Girl: I’ll listen to it all night long since Jordan won….lol
4:52
BigBrotherCraze: Yup I did – there wasn’t a single aplause slip for Natalie. *snicker*
4:52

mama: lmao – I’m GUCCI!!!!
4:52

Tarri: hahaha at Lessa
4:52

pumpkinmykitty: Gnat didn’t throw crap, well yeah she has but not this game she just sucked
4:52

Billy: Audience clapping was great
4:52

Texas Girl: Yep, she sure would of Traci
4:52

BabyBee: GNat thinks she both of them will take her to F2 and she will have no blood on her hands either way.
4:52
BigBrotherCraze: Yeah, you knew they weren’t suipposed too, in case Jordan could hear. *L*
4:52

Wolf: pumpkin: she’ll claim she did
4:52
BigBrotherCraze: That was awesome.
4:52

Melissa: Jordan will take Nat to final 2, so I want Kev to win part 3
4:53

pumpkinmykitty: Yeah, she forgets the live feed viewers know better
4:53

Billy: Gnat won’t win the game!!!!!!
4:53
BigBrotherCraze: Yeah, She’ll claim she threw it, but honestly, she just sucked at it – she couldn’t fiure out who was the 4th HOH…
4:53

Tarri: I don’t trust Kev
4:53

Happy: Oh man, if i didn’t know better i’d say this would shut natalie up
4:53

mama: Julie is pretty quick with that mute button. I’m guessing it was on mute the whole time
4:53
BigBrotherCraze: Yeah – but theyr’e right outside in the studio,… you can often hear things. like applause.
4:53

Wolf: Happy: are you HIGH? Nat’s gonna bitch all weekend about it! (What happened to MY HOH game?)
4:53
BigBrotherCraze: And we’re back!
4:53

Melissa: She’ll just be working both of them extra hard til Tuesday
4:53

Texas Girl: yep, BBC it was hilarious watching her in the Green room and ironic at the same time
4:54
BigBrotherCraze: Welcome back – let’s return to the living room and give the houseguests the results…
4:54

Traci: I am shaking.. Chill Traci!
4:54
BigBrotherCraze: Natalie, jordan, about to reveal the results…
4:54
BigBrotherCraze: Natalie – you had five correct answers….
4:54
BigBrotherCraze: Jordan? You had 9!
4:54
BigBrotherCraze: Congratations Jordan round two goes to you!
4:55
BigBrotherCraze: Kevin looks shocked. Jordan is sweatin, she says she’s so nervous… she was cared when she said 30 seconds – is she up for the challenge? She is, she’s excited…
4:55

Texas Girl: um…yeah right Gnat
4:55
BigBrotherCraze: Natalie, how do you feel – she says she sucks, it was a mental challenge, she knew every order.. but.. that ball went into the wrong hole, she didn’t skip a day and it sucks…
4:55
BigBrotherCraze: Have a great night everyone!
4:55

BabyBee: Ha she cut Gnat off.
4:55

Tarri: Julie doesn’t like Natalie
4:55
BigBrotherCraze: Tune in Sunday for teh recap show -
4:55

Traci: she’s trying not to cry! I don’t feel sorry for her thought!
4:55

mama: hahahahahaha
4:56

Wolf: me either…. biznatch
4:56

Happy: I know Wolf, just wishful thinking. AND i am high off Happiness from Jordan winning!
4:56

Billy: That was awesome of Julie
4:56
BigBrotherCraze: And tuesday at 9, it’s the live two hour season finale… Join us as Kevin and jordan face off live in the final HOH competition – don’t want to miss the jury’s live interrigation.. then the reuninion where everything will be revealed…
4:56

Wolf: Happy: me too, on that point
4:56

BabyBee: I want the 2 winners to take each other to F2
4:56
BigBrotherCraze: Let’s eavesdrop on the final three – have a great night!
4:56

Melissa: this may change Kev’s mind about taking Jordan, cause the jury might appreciate her last minute win
4:56
BigBrotherCraze: Natalie is saying what she did, and she messed up, and and she didn’t skip one, and whine whine whien
4:56
BigBrotherCraze: And we’re clear!
4:57

pumpkinmykitty: yes!!!!
4:57

mama: I need me some cheese
4:57

Texas Girl: and Gnat’s excuses begin
4:57

[Comment From laureNN]
I hope Jordan ends up winning then goes off to Hawaii with Jeff!
4:57

Wolf: see???? I predicted it, and it has already begun
4:57

Tarri: double yes
4:57

pumpkinmykitty: loved Julie cut Gnat off!
4:57

[Comment From chelle]
Yipee
4:57

Billy: Best episode of BB in a loooong time
4:57

Happy: I lovce this SHOW!
4:57

Happy: *love
4:57

mama: lmao – “it was both mental AND physical . . .”
4:57

Traci: nat will be bugging kevin like crazy and jordan!
4:57

Wolf: Hi other chelle! :D
4:57

pumpkinmykitty: loved it too! Great job Lessa thanks again!
4:57
BigBrotherCraze: Julie: it was mental AND physical: goodnight! *LOL*
4:57
BigBrotherCraze: I love Julie.
4:57

Tarri: I’m watching again in 2 hours
4:57

chelle: Lol. Hi wolf
4:57

BabyBee: Come on they need to realize GNat is still trying to ride this game to the end with winning as little as possible.
4:57
BigBrotherCraze: Thanks for watching along, everyone!
4:58

mama: sigh – I’m off to work – see yall laters taters
4:58

Traci: jordan and kevin need to make a pact to get rid of natalie
4:58
BigBrotherCraze: Have a good night at work. Mama.
4:58

Wolf: later mamamoosie! :D
4:58

mama: muah!
4:58

BabyBee: I’m with you Traci!
4:58

chelle: hope they do traci… gnat will be nasty the next couple days
4:58

Billy: Bye, mama
4:58

Wolf: FOOD TIME! Back in a bit to feedwatch and comment :D
4:58

Texas Girl: chelle, and this is different how???
4:59

chelle: Good point
4:59

Texas Girl: I’m sorry the devil made me say that
4:59

Billy: I’ve fallen in love with Julie
4:59
BigBrotherCraze: *LOL* alrighty – closing this out – see ya’ll in the comments.
4:59
BigBrotherCraze: (I wanna know what boogie got the baby! *L*)
4:59
BigBrotherCraze: (he’s such a suckup.)
4:59

Natalie; they only push so hard because it would have been a better show, not me and you sliding through the end..
Kevin: We’re so firm on taking each other…
Natalie; it’s like fuck. there’s nothing there.

Oh honey, you don’t even know… you don’t even KNOW, know what I’m sayin?

Now they’re on to Natalie knowing everything about season 8 (and she’s wrong. Again.) Natalie/Kevin are on the patio, Jordan’s sunning in the hammock.

They are confused – the backyard is open. Looks like Julie said it true, that there is no comp today, it will be tomorrow live. I have NO idea how the Jury questions will work if all three of these guys are in the house until next Tuesday – I’m in the dark as much as all of you. What I do know is this…

Season 12 is a GO – which is not a surprise being last night’s episode was the biggest yet!

It was just announced a few minutes ago, actually – here’s the press release:

09.09.2009
THIS JUST IN… From CBS Entertainment… CBS ORDERS MORE “BIG BROTHER”

Broadcast Hit/Internet Sensation To Return for 12th Edition in Summer 2010

Less than a week before the two-hour finale of “Big Brother 11,” CBS is already making plans for Big Brother 12. The network announced today it has ordered another edition of the hit reality series for broadcast in the summer 2010.

The three-times-a-week series has once again turned into a summer sensation, growing its audience both on-air and online for the CBS Television Network and CBS Interactive platforms.

BIG BROTHER 11 is one of only a handful of programs to post growth in its 10th season. Compared to last summer, BIG BROTHER 11 is up +7% in viewers (7.08m from 6.60m), +4% in adults 18-49 (2.5/08 from 2.4/07) and +5% in adults 18-34 (2.0/07 from 1.9/06). Each of the three weekly broadcasts are also posting summer-to-summer growth.

Online, BIG BROTHER 11 is the Number One show on CBS.com and across the CBS Audience Network in all key metrics with 25% more unique users and 94% more video streams than last summer. CBS.com also logged a record 11.6 million votes when Jeff was awarded the “Coup d’État” Power.

BIG BROTHER concludes its 11th edition with a special two-hour LIVE finale and reunion show, hosted by Julie Chen, next Tuesday, Sept. 15 (9:00-11:00 PM ET/delayed PT) as the Final Three (Jordan, Kevin and Natalie) face off for the $500,000 grand prize.

And you know I’ll be back with bells on. You know You’ll be back too -no matter our kicking and screaming now, we ALWAYS come back for more!

4:40 – As you can see, not much is happening. Natalie blew more smoke up Jordan’s ass, Jordan nodded and thought, and Kevin napped. That’s about it. If something NEW happens, I’ll post it. They’re stuck in a grove right now though – repeating the same conversations over again, when they deign to talk at all.

We have a winner – and if you want to see how it all played out, hit up this post right here. Part two will be played tomorrow, and not shown on the live feeds, though we should be able to tell what happens afterward, as with most competitions.

The total endurance time was right about the four hour mark. For those thinking the show was taped – Natalie said it started at 6pm, which is normal Tuesday time – I believe the show, therefore, was Live.

(or Memorex.) (…I know, I’m old.)

11:04 Jordan’s enjoying a cup of noodles at the counter, while Kevin/Natalie shower.

11:09 – Jordan, please go to the storage room – everyone’s mics are in there.

Jordan: I just want to go to bed.
Kevin: she was trying hard though.. Michele..
Jordan: was that her who yelled?
KEvin: i thought I heard someone say Hang in there Jordan!
Jordan: I heard something, but I didn’t hear Jordan. I looked at Natalie and said he’s not moving. She waslike I know, I was like i’m tired, and she said me too, but I was like ugh, I didn’t want to be the first to drop after an hour. I didn’t realize it was that long… uz you were just like..
Kevin: I told her before I dropped I have another 2 in me – I thought we were only there for 2 – but nothing was hurting on me.
Jordan: i was freezing.. and then I zoned off, and it went forward, and I might have pulled myself up, maybe…

11:21 – they chat about the game, about Michele.
Jordan: she kinda got creepy today – all panicky, paranoia, I dunno, weird. Kinda like Russell would act.
Kevin: the conversation I had before she left was so weird..

Kevin: she asked me if I knew, and I said I wasn’ts ure – so she was all you know, I don’t want my husband to think I’m a quitter, so I’m gonna change clothes.
Natalie: We were wondering why she changed clothes! I was like what’s this bitch doing changing, right in front of her. I was about to smack somebody!

General chitchat – about the next competition, the competition, why they don’t have pizza delivered this time, etc.

11:28 – Kevin, please go to the Diary Room.

11:31
Jordan: i get scared sometimes that you’re gonna pick each other. I still think that.
Natalie: He’s my friend, but when it comes down to it? I can’t win against Kevin. I worry about that with you too, you know?
Jordan: i’m just scared that tomorrow if I lose, it’s you and him, and you take each other.
Natalie: what about you two? I have the same worry you have.
Jordan: bet he does too. I don’t think I’ll win against both of you.
Natalie: you sticking with me though, no matter what?
JOrdan: umhm.
Natalie; was hoping he’d fal – I was looking at him the whole time…

Jordan: I feel bad for the people that have to clean all that up.
Natalie: I don’t, they’re the ones that were doing it to us.

11:39
Jordan: today at the live show when she asked me about Jeff, I wanted to cry. But now we can say we’re either gonna see ‘em Thursday, Friday – or Tuesday.

Natalie: I’m going to bed soon.
Jordan: Me too, I’m really tired.

Natalie goes to the memory wall, and MIchele’s picture.
Natalie: THE BITCH IS GOOOOOOOOOOONE.
–Lessa: no, not so much. *Smirk* Looks like she’s still there to me.

Jordan’s gonna sleep in the red room. She turns out the lights.
Natalie: We gotta compete tomorrow girlfriend, we need to go to bed.
Jordan: maybe they’ll let us sleep in. You think?
Natalie; maybe
Jordan: and this one isn’t live… and whoever doesn’t win doesn’t get to compete in the finale?
Natalie; correct.

Natalie: the hardest part for me was holding the key. If I could have used my gloves, instead of those gloves? It would have been better.
–Lessa: you mean MIchele’s gloves?

F3/4 – Camera guy bored, zooming in on things in the empty pool room. then to the kitchen, the living room, etc. Meanwhile, Jordan and Natalie continue to chatter about the competition.

Jordan: did you pretend to slip or just let go?
Natalie; I let go. Truth of the matter is, I was cold and kevin was gonna beat me.

Jordan: this sounds corny, but I’m glad I got to know you better.
NAtalie: I say that all the time in there.
–Lessa: sure, ya do, Natalie.

11:50 – Kevin’s out of the DR.

Natalie; Michele’s speech wasn’t even great. What was she talkin bout?
Jordan: i think she was just trying to get into Kevin’s head.

11:56 – lights out.
Natalie: goodnight everybody. you all did an amazing job. You should be proud.
Jordan: yeah, everyone did. That rooms abandoned, I feel bad but I don’t want to sleep by myself.

Natalie: Goodnight. Goodnight honey, I love you, I hope I made you proud!
Kevin: i love you too, you did.
Natalie: I’m not talking to you! I’m talking to my fiance!
Jordan: final three guys..
Kevin: we did it…

12:00 – all’s quiet. Nighty-night, hamsters.

12:17 – or not. Jordan to the DR.
1:42 – Jordan’s out of the DR, and back into bed.