Big Brother Craze

We went’ to trivia at 4:17. I’s now 4:42. Feeds should be back soon, and we’ll cover the aftermath of Natalie’s little planned speech right here, after the pretty spoiler button and cut.. (which will appear when the feeds return.)

At least there’s this: If Natalie DOES go through with her speech, Jordan and Michele will know without a doubt there will be no turning Natalie to their side, whatesoever. Added incentive for veto!

Stay tuned!

5:28 – STILL on Trivia.

NO NOMS YET! PANDORA’S BOX IS IN PLAY!

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Now, a lot of people keep asking me why I can’t stand Natalie. Today’s “speech” that she’s been practicing nonstop since last night, and all this morning, is a good example why. My biggest pet peeve is hypocrisy. I can’t stand it. And Natalie in her little Nomination Outfit proves she’s the biggest one of all. I know the game is to lie and deceive and backstab. I understand this. I expect this. I HATE people who hide behind constant dissertations that they are honest, moral, “Christian” and true. The do what they profess to hate, they blame everyone else for their own actions, they never accept responsibility for anything. That is Natalie. That is why I cannot stand to listen to her talk. All of her annoying habits would be nothing but minor if not for the constant sewage she spews.

Yes, the other housguests are guilty, but? The other houseguests own their actions. Natalie foists them all on someone else. As we’d say in my RP circles, Natalie feels she’s “Never in the history of EVER done anything wrong.”

And yes, she’s planning on doing her nominations in the above outfit, the HOH rob, Kevin’s crown, glasses, and carry a ‘scepter’.

Natalie: I’m honored, Kevin, that you think I am the queen and dressed the part for you
Kevin: then I should walk up and snatch away my crown ‘I’m the only queen in here, bitch!’
Natalie: that’d be so funny!

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It’s just about midnight in the house – and Jordan’s passed out in bed – she had a full bottle of wine in the red room, Michele’s in the DR, Kevin and Natalie are upstairs in the HOH.

Natalie; So what do you think of my boyfriend?
Kevin: he’s white boy, you know. You like white boy
Natalie: yeah
Kevin: i like latin boys. I may have to molest him.

Kevin: so who should you nominate?
Natalie; in all seriousness? You and Michele. I think it’s what we need to do to get Jordan.. I mean, you never know – she might win POV.
Kevin: right, and it shows we’re not together.

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Here we go.

Picture of her boyfriend, her dad – it’s got to be a funny kid picture

Kevin: BB thank you for this!
Natalie; dad I’m going to kill you when I see you!

10:23Trivia…

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….and the BB universe mourns the loss of it’s golden boy.

The HOH was a heartbreaker, though honestly, that it came down to a 3way tie was pretty damn good TV. Even if it didn’t end up the way I wanted it too. Can’t have it all, right?

But we can have the exact schedule I pointed out earlier. Damn I love it when I’m right. Take THAT RP chatrooms who thought I was off my rocker! Heh.

Updating will commence as soon as there is something to update!

8:15 So – we had fish for a very long time – and then we went to Trivia at 8:00. No one knows why, speculation abounds. It can’t be Pandora’s box yet – as the HOH reveal hasn’t been done…. and Pandora’s box is in HOH… right?

Who knows – I’ll update when there’s something updateable!

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12:12
It’s earlier than normal for me to be here, tis true. We’ve just finished the HOH lock down, which was a mostly silent affair, but for Jeff and Jordan giggling under the covers, for a while.

Now, it’s cleaning time, and Jeff’s making some lunch, for himself/Jordan. Not sure where Michele is, but Kevin’s vacuuming, and Natalie – naturally – is still in bed. She claims it’s for cramps, but seriously, has she EVER done anything but sleep on live show days? Or, you know, any day?

Yeah. That’s what I thought.

Currently I’m watching and listening to the Express Lunch with Chelsia and Missy on Real Player while I watch Jeff cook – though he has his shirt on. He should fix that, post haste!

If something exciting happens, I’ll add to the post. Stay tuned!

And for the record – I’m still calling this as the final schedule.

September 3, Thursday – Eviction/HOH Final Four.
September 6, Sunday – Nominations.
September 8, Tuesday – POV, Eviction, Start of HOH pt 1 (endurance) (Live!)
September 10, Thursday – End of HOH pt1, HOH pt 2, and Live, HOH pt 3/Eviction. (Live!)
September 13, Sunday – the “flashback” episode. This is when the Final two enjoy their steak dinner and champagne, and talk about all the houseguests they’ve screwed while we see “never before seen” clips.
September 15, Tuesday – the 2 hour finale.

I could be wrong, but that’s the way I see it happening – it follows the previous 3 seasons as well.

1:34 – round the house. Jeff is playing solitaire in the pool room, Michele is there, laying down. Jordan’s in the bathroom, Kevin and Natalie in the red room.

Jordan comes into the pool room with her Crest White Strips and puts them in Jeff’s bag.
Jordan: take these with you. gives you something to do.
Jeff: my teeth will be nice and white for finale night. Hey, that rhymed.

1:50 – Jeff/Jordan in the green room. Natalie/Kevin in the kitchen. Michele in the pool room.

–And in Alaska, Lessa’s gonna power nap before the live show. See you back here before the show begins!–

It’s just about midnight in the BB house – and Jeff has put a cup of water on the door of the green room. They’ve warned Michele, but both J/J figure they’ll forget and probably get themselves. (Laughs)

Kevin/Natalie are outside playing pool, still pleased with their prank. Michele’s drying her hair while J/J are getting a midnight snack.

Outside – F1/2 K/N
Kevin: she’s a crazy bitch. She’s gonna hide our clothes or something.
Natalie: so we hide hers.

Michele grabs the Saran wrap, and they see her through the door
Natalie: Big Brother! she’s stealing our ideas!

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…and that means, for me, it’s a big day for my son. He’s taking his driver’s test!

(…hold me…)

So, I’ll continue to be out and about for another couple hours, just wanted to let you all know I’ll be back around 4pm BB time.

In the meantime: Natalie’s threatening a talking strike if she doesn’t get a hotpad – they gave her some disposible ones, she bitched about those too. This is all a perfect set up for an excuse why she doesn’t win HOH tomorrow. Sigh. Jeff and Michele made another pitch, she said she wasn’t sure, she’s wary of making a deal with Michele, and then she promptly vomited the whole conversation back to Kevin, true to form.

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It’s midnight. Kevin’s up in the HOH room, off cam. F3/4 has Michele by the Jacuzzi playing cards. Natalie drank all of Kevin’s Mike’s Hard Lemonade, and is WAY overplaying her “drunk”, and is being being beyond obnoxious. She’s currently following Jeff and Jordan around, and is with them in the pool room on F1/2.

Anyone have a spork for me? I’m in need of stabbing my eardrums. Repeatedly. Instead, I’ll settle for this glimpse of Natalie’s true self at the left. Heh.

Natalie keeps singing, and talking about the wrap party and production, and getting us sent to fishes. Dark fishes, now – Kevin must have turned the lights out in HOH.

12:00
Natalie; where’s Kevin and Michele? They’re scheming. I know they’re scheming together! These bastards are making a final two deal. I’m gonna catch them! You watch! SCHEMERS! SCHEMERS!

Natalie goes stomping off to find out… she stick her head outside…

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While we were watching the show, Michele, Jeff and Jordan worked out in the back yard, and Natalie/Kevin finally arose from their day long slumber to search for blood…

…er, dinner.

Things missing in tonight’s show: Michele’s trash-talking celebration upstairs, Natalie’s attempt to get Jeff to convince Michele to use the veto on Jeff so that they could vote her out, Jeff’s reaction to that plan. The aliens in the mirrors were missing as well – I guess they didn’t scare the houseguests enough. heh.

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Will update when they… do something. *L* (yes, you also get a lot of downtime.)

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