Thursday, April 1st 2pm – 6pm
Austin, TX @ Hill Country Galleria
12700 Hill Country Blvd. Bee Cave, TX 78738

Wednesday, April 7th 4pm – 8pm
Greensboro, NC @ Battleground KIA
2927 Battleground Avenue Greensboro, NC 27408

Friday, April 30th 5pm – 9pm
Nashville, TN @ McFadden’s Restaurant and Saloon
134 Second Ave. North Nashville, TN 37201

4:04
I’m here – getting set up!
4:04
Whew – sorry, my son broke his hand. We hurried!
4:04
Flashback to the veto meeting…
4:04
Kevin says the veto meeting went perfect – Jordan is on the block and audios Jeff
4:05
Jeff says it’s the worst thing, and Jeff is pissed off at him and will come after him if he stays.
4:05
Jordan says she only imagined them in the green chairs together on FInale night. She feels like it’s a breakup
4:05
Michele says Natalie is their only shot…
4:05
Natalie says the meeting is just as planned, now blood is on her hands, she looks good…
4:06
She talks to Kevin in the red room – she says she likes their chances, them against Jordan/Michele… He said if they don’t win, they don’t deserve to be there.
4:06
Natalie says Jefff going to the jury is her present to Jessie, coup d’etat didn’t save his ass this week..
4:07
Flash to the patio, where Jeff and Jordan talk. She says she’s mad, and JEff says we got got.. look how far we got. Jordan feels bad that he goes to the jury. jeff says he wants to keep jordan sharp, keep her head up, he wants her to win
4:08
Jeff says it’s just two weeks she has a good chance to win – destiny, written in the stars, she was there to meet him, it wasn’t his time to win, his time will come. Don’t lay down – stick with Michele, Antalie, play both sides and get him out this week – Michele will take her final two -stick with her.
4:08
Jeff says it’s not impoosible for Jordan to get to the final two – he wishes her luck.
4:08
Jordan says that he deserves the money – and she asks Jeff if they can do the goodbye kiss on thusday… he says “kiss it up before then..”
4:09
Jeff says Jordan wants him to stay – and Jeff needs Kevin or natalie. kevin stabbed him in the back, so work on Natalie and keeps it out of Kevin’s hands.
4:09
He talks to Nataie, and says if he stays, tehre’s two people playing for him. He tells her to do what’s best for her… natalie said it’d fuck him and she’d be done. Jeff points out that he or Michele would be the target still.. kevin is watching on the spy screen.
4:10
Kevin says his faith and future is in NAtalie’s hands… he says she can win next week. Kevin says that she’s proven she’s not trustworthy -how about pandora’s box, greedy biznatch…
4:10
He says he saw her on the monitor, so no.
4:11
Jeff says if you want another player playing for her – if he stays. Natalie says that she doesn’t trust him, and burn the only ally she has in the house, he’ll have to offer a much sweeter deal.
4:11
Cut to the pool room… night time cuddel time…
4:11
Jordan says she has a feeling she’s going right after him. And tells him to let her know if he has the votes…. It’s over, he lost….
4:11
Jeff says they know it’s the end of their game together, he tries to make out with her any chance he gets…
4:12
They talk about the last kiss, and they wanna practice bending her over for a movie kiss…
4:12
They practice…
4:12
He says that’s nice… then says lets get nasty for the live show, be like… and Jordan giggles… no! can’t do that! not that either… not on the live show….
4:12
Cut to the patio – Jeff and Michele.
4:13
Jeff says if he makes it through, he’ll be lucky – maybe natalie… and he says to tell Michele that he’ll say she’s guarenteed a pass next week – Michele says throw the comp, and give her the HOH, and Jeff says that sweetens the deal, and then she’s guarenteed not to go home…
4:13
All that for a vote? Common – and Jeff says that if she doesn’t take it she’s an idiot.. and he’ll go home because there’s idiots in the house.
4:14
Jeff/Natalie outside on the patio. Jeff tells her they have asweet deal…
4:14
Says hoh -guarenteed safety. He says he’ll lay down and Natalie says she’d want HOH, and she hasn’t gotten it yet – she just wonderss if Michele will really throw it. Jeff says yea.
4:15
Natalie says she has a lot of options, promised safety, guarenteed final three, and they sound pretty enticing – does she want an alliance with kevin, or final three?
4:15
Jeff says she gets a free pass this late in the game
4:15
Coming up – she has a PHD but is she playing the smartest game? her hubby clues us in… stay with us!
4:15
Commercial!
4:15
[Comment From Guest]
Lessa we know family comes first. take care of him, we’ll still be here.
4:16
Whew. Ok. We’re settled. (though we forgot the ace bandage at the docs. *LOL* I’ll grab him one at the store.
4:17
[Comment From Wolf]
Mama or Papa Moosie to the rescue maybe?
4:17
We’ll work it out. I have a band meeting with the pup after the show too. Sheesh. Some days this mom gig is EXHAUSTING.
4:17
[Comment From Texas Girl]
Lessa hope your boy is okay
4:18
[Comment From Wolf]
LOL!!!! Well, you did sign on for it twice :D
4:18
Three times, actually. *L* and Texas Girl – yup, he is. The door he hit though… *L*
4:18
And we’re back.
4:18
Hi julie! All summer long, Michele has been downplaying her intelligence, but her hubby knows that her biggest moves are yet to come
4:18
We get to meet Tim! Hi Time!
4:18
Tim!
4:19
He says as corny as it sounds it was love at first sight… Michele is kind of a nerd, she brought friends and her books on their first date…
4:19
Michele tells the same story, and says she wasn’t self-confident at all..
4:19
tim says she was getting beat up and an outcast in school…
4:19
Tim says that she is very clumsy, and gets bruises, but it’s endearing….
4:20
Tim says the others get mad when she forgets things, and he says she dos have memory problems, it’s her genetic makeup, it just can’t be explained…
4:21
Flash to Russell telling her she’s nuts and crazy… and Tim says it bothers her that people are doing this and there’s nothing he can do to help or comfort her… and he tears up watching her cry last week.. he says it’s very difficult because he can’t do antyhing about it. one of his jobs is to make her feel good, so it’s frustrating, but she’s tehre for a reson… for a better life for them if they win…
4:21
Tim says everytime she’s down she pulls herself back up. He thinks she can win, she’s a competitor and has come from behind ocne before – she’s kicking ass now. Tim says that nerds across the country will celebrate her win…
4:22
Hi houseguests – Kevin, you opened pandora’s box – what was it like watching the housemates collect thousands… he said in any other circumstance he wouldn’t mind being bent over handcuffed, but with money falling? julie said that it’s a family sho
4:23
She says it appeared that greed was more important – did greed get the best of her – she says that she was the first to go find them and Julie calls her out…. and says that it was so that she wouldn’t make them suspicious…
4:23
Three of them let the HOH slip away.. literally – they show a montage of them all falling….
4:23
Everyone laughs…
4:23
Jeff – if you gave an award for the best fall – Kevin’s in the beginnign was great, Natalie was the most dramatic…
4:24
Natalie – you revealed a secret to her housemates this weekk – It’s the dragonfly…. Kevin’s dying, Ntalie is too – said “Oh shit!”
4:24
Natlie – you do know that dragonflys don’t bite, right?
4:24
Ntalie says she is deathly scared of bugs, it was frightening…
4:24
Up next, Russell fought with Lydia and Jessie – firework continue in the jury? Plus, the live eviction… stay with us…
4:24
[Comment From Billy]
I missed this!
4:24
[Comment From Billy]
Sh0ot. Thought it was gonna be her drinking
4:24
Billy – me too – i think SHE did too, you see the look on her face? *L*
4:25
[Comment From Billy]
Yeah. Woulda been awesome
4:26
[Comment From Traci]
That would have been awesome if she was busted on her age!
4:26
[Comment From Texas Girl]
Then she would’ve whined saying that BB cheated by telling everyone her age…lol
4:27
[Comment From Wolf]
I love that they actually went to fishies when Kevin got ready to say something to Nat after Julie talked about greed
4:27
[Comment From Billy]
I actually don’t care to see the jury house…
4:27
Welcome back!
4:27
As the numbers grow, secrets are revealed in the jury house…
4:28
We see Lydia – with black hair now, and Jessie is drinking the lydia koolaid.. Jessie says it’s been funfilled and exciting, they never had a problem, everyone else made the problem.. Lydia said she had a crush, but isn’t head over heels
4:29
Jefssie says everything is fine, just like in the house.. today someone is joinging them.. if Jeff walks in, they say karma’s a bitch.. here comes Russell…
4:29
TECHNOTRONICS!
4:29
nooooooooooo lydia says no, and hugs him tight, and says he’s bummed out, Jessie tears off his shirt. of course.
4:30
Russell says it got crazy, jeff wins HOh, Jessie laughs that he got backdoored and Russell says he tried to get last minute votes, Jeff is running the house, Russ tells us that they’re disappointed… Russ says Natalie has a great shot… they tell him she’s 24…
4:30
Lydia says she’s SO MAD… Jessie told them.. she’s 24… Russell can’t believe it.. Lydia says how not ok is that – to know she’s her age is a shocker, their relationship was based on lies, and Russell says she’s hurting her cause…..
4:30
They watch the DVD…
4:31
Lydia asks who the biggest target is – Russ says Kevin will go after Jeff… they ask if he’d vote for Jeff in the final two, and both Russ and Jessie say yes… jessie says he got him out, it was smart.. Russ says now it’s time for people to prove themselves to him… Let’s have a pool party!
4:32
It’s the last hour of Kevin’s reign…
4:32
Hi Kevin…
4:32
He and Natalie are inseperaple – but he’s voiced doubt, how much does he trust her? He says the word lie is in her name, she has a poker face, but she’s his only ally… they play up their honesty and trust worthy to Jeff then broke their word – all the blame is oin Kevin..
4:33
Kevin says he had no choice, he had to win HOH and understood, he had to do what he had to do
4:33
Jeff or Jordan – who will elave the house tonight – live vote and eviction next, stay with us…
4:33
[Comment From Billy]
Jessie….. Ugh
4:34
[Comment From Ashmoe]
I’m so sad right now…
4:34
[Comment From Billy]
Glad to see Natalie’s killing herself
4:34
[Comment From Wolf]
Does Jessie have an unlimited clothing budget??? He really needs to quit tearing up shirts
4:34
[Comment From Texas Girl]
he’s so stuck on himself….I think I threw up a little in the back of my mouth when he said that about getting him out of the house…bleck
4:35
[Comment From Billy]
Jessie’s a douche
4:36
[Comment From Wolf]
please… Massengil is a douche… Jessie is the little pointy attachment at the end of the douchebag
4:36
[Comment From Billy]
It would have been so much better if he had gone the same week this year that he did last year
4:36
[Comment From Billy]
lol
4:36
And we’re back…
4:36
(sniffle. this is it, guys.)
4:37
Jeff and Jordan, their summer romance comes to an end…
4:37
Time for speeches…
4:37
Jordan says she doesn’t ahve too much to say right now, this is the worst case scenario, she wouldn’t have made it this far if not for Jeff, and hopes they vote on who will farther them in the game, she’s grateful, and she’s so sorry, every single time she’s in the green chair she’s up against a friend
4:38
Jeff says destiny takes it’s course, an 18 year old stands in his way – your word, your family are improtant Natalie, you gave me your word to keep him safe, she has the oppotunity todo that and a free hoh room to see the family – or you can ride with someone who’s a proven backstabber who won’t take you.
4:38
Time to vote. Kevin votes only in event of a tie…
4:38
Natalie’s up.
4:39
(i hate that shirt…)
4:39
Natalie says he made his choice in this game when he put her up against Jessie – for that reason, she votes to evict Jeff…
4:39
Michele votes to evict Jordan.
4:39
It’s a tie.
4:39
(SNIFF. PASS THE TISSUES. JEff TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF>>>)
4:40
(one last time for ME!)
4:40
Houseguests – the votes are in, and we have a tie. Kevin, as current HOH, you must decide. Please stand and cast your vote now…Jeff and Jordan hold hands…
4:40
Kevin says that it’s coming to a point where he has to farther himself in the game – nice desparate try, you’re outa here Jeff.
4:41
Jeff kisses JOrdan on the cheek, and hugs everyone, says good luck to everyone…
4:41
He says it hurts, I lost… and out he goes… to a LOUD cheer!
4:41
He high fives Julie. how cute.
4:41
Natalie keeps saying it was her word – Jordan says she had nothing to say, just babbled. Kevin says he was gonna be nice, Jeff got low and dirty, so hey.
4:42
Julie says that’s the first standing O they’ve had, Jeff says it was nice…
4:42
Julie asks if gettinf russel out was the best move. jeff says yeah, he would have taken HOH and was coming for him. ultimately the worst thing he did was not win POV.
4:43
all the fans re asking why – after being opposite sides did he allign with N/K and he says that it was just too hard to trust Russell, he was coming after him and you have to live with your decisions, he wouldn’t change a thing. He understands he’s sitting there and it sucks – he took his chances, blames himself.
4:43
Jordan – wherewas the goodbye kiss – and Jeff got fired up and forgot, everyone goes AWWWWWWW…
4:43
He’ll be back on Finale night – for the 2 hour finale and help decide who wins…
4:44
More with Jeff tomorrow… next up – HOH, who will claim the most powerful position in the house – it’s Fact or Fiction…
4:44
commercial
4:44
[Comment From Billy]

4:44
[Comment From Billy]
Yeah, Kevin, HE got dirty
4:44
[Comment From Traci]
Seriously…Kevin thinks Jeff “got down and dirty”. Jeff was NOT dirty to Kevin or Natalie. They were dirty to him!
4:44
[Comment From BBFreek]
What did Gnat say to Jeff when he went to hug her???
4:44
[Comment From Wolf]
yay Fact or Fiction!!!!!! :D
4:44
BBFreek – “I had to keep my word.”
4:44
[Comment From Ashmoe]
my heart is broken… :’(
4:44
[Comment From Traci]
Go Michelle or Jordan! Please NOT Natalie !!!!!!!!!
4:44
[Comment From Texas Girl]
fact or fiction perfect question would be….”Did the green room conversation actually happen?” lol
4:45
TG – I would laugh so hard. *LOL*
4:45
[Comment From Wolf]
LOL, TG!
4:45
[Comment From BBFreek]
UGH I HATE HER!!! Thanks Lessa
4:45
[Comment From Roz]
Can you believe he still doesn.t realize that the worst move was when he sided with gnat
4:45
[Comment From Texas Girl]
yeah, what did Gnat say to him….And of course her mouth yapps about her loyalty as soon as Jeffs out the door…bleck
4:45
[Comment From Billy]
Better not be another stupid hamster question…
4:46
Roz, I think it’s more that he takes responsibility – he would have been fine if he won POV. Or even better, if Jordan had.
4:46
hahaha Billy.
4:46
[Comment From Roe]
At this point, I just want Jordan and Michelle to win
4:46
[Comment From Texas Girl]
he’ll probably figure it out when he gets to jury
4:46
I’m still feeling a M/J final two.
Send all the good vibes to Michele for a win here!
4:46
[Comment From pumpkinmykitty]
I hate Gnat, I’m just glad the jury will know her true age and it will work againest her
4:46
[Comment From Billy]
Go Michele
4:47
[Comment From Texas Girl]
me too Roe
4:47
[Comment From Billy]
I think Natalie’s been setting up so she loses…
4:47
[Comment From pumpkinmykitty]
go michele!!!
4:47
[Comment From Ashmoe]
*sigh* Come on Michelle/Jordan… If Natalier or Kevin win this game i will be so mad!!!
4:47
[Comment From BBFreek]
Ditto Pumpkin.. I was LMAO at that!!
4:47
[Comment From Roe]
Natalie is such a looser
4:47
[Comment From Texas Girl]
go Michele
4:47
(Positive vibes! Focus! OOOOOHHMMMMMMMMMMM MICHELE FOR HOH…. CLEAN SWEEP…)
4:47
And we’re back…
4:48
[Comment From Texas Girl]
jordan did good on the true or false so maybe….
4:48
[Comment From Billy]
Jodan was good at before/after, so she might have this…
4:48
Houseguests – the power is up for grabs. kevin can’t play.
4:48
Fact or Fiction – Julie will make a series of statements, if you think it’s fact, step back, fiction step forward. 1 point for every correct answer. mot points after 7 wins.
4:49
Fact or fiction – afer his eviction, Casey sold banana themed merchandice online… Fact – Jordan is correct…
4:49
During Laura’s interview – why she got evicted, she said because she’s b eautiful…
4:49
Answer is fiction….
4:49
Everyone’s right
4:49
Lydia and Jessie are no longer speaking in the jury house… the correct answer is fiction – Michele is wrong, Jordan’s in the lead…
4:50
4. when america voted on the coup d’etat – Ronniereceived more votes than chima…
4:50
Fact – everyone gets it right…
4:50
technotronics is the use of tencnology to move techtonic plates under the survace… Michele gets it right…
4:50
Jordan’s still ahead by 1.
4:51
after being expelled, Chima issued an appology about a remark made about Russell… Fact – Micele gets it right…
4:51
Michele/Jordan are tied – look at Natalie’s face!
4:51
Haahahah
4:51
2 weeks ago, Ronnie went to a convenetion dressed in his space princess costume…
4:51
The correct answer is fiction – Natlie got it right, it’s a three way tie.. holy shit…
4:51
The answer is a number – person closest to the correct number will be the new hoh…
4:51
COME ON MICHELE>..
4:52
IN the HOH competition can do – how many total cans did all five houseguests have in their TUBES at the end of the game….
4:52
Answers please….
4:52
FUCK.
4:52
Natalie is the new HOH…
4:52
“Chima vengence is coming for you, Chima!”
4:52
“I did it by sticking to my word!” I told you what I was gonna do! Chima this si for ou chima”
4:52
I just threw up a little in my mouth.
4:53
commercial.
4:53
[Comment From Ashmoe]
If she doesnt get too excited
4:53
[Comment From Billy]
lol, TG!
4:53
[Comment From Roe]
Thank god, and Natalie, can’t win anything anyway.
4:53
[Comment From Billy]
NONONONONONO
4:53
[Comment From Billy]
NO
4:53
[Comment From Roe]
oh no!!!!!!!
4:53
[Comment From Wolf]
I just vomited in my mouth…. ugh
4:53
[Comment From BBFreek]
OH EFF EFF EFFF FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Im so pissed.. NO WAIT its ok.. doesnt matter.. POV is what matters. RIGHT????
4:53
[Comment From Texas Girl]
OH MY GOD!!!!
4:53
[Comment From Tarri]
crap crap crap
4:53
[Comment From Ashmoe]
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
4:53
[Comment From Billy]
Ew
4:53
[Comment From Tarri]
just a little
4:53
[Comment From Billy]
Fuck
4:53
[Comment From laureNN]
how is she sticking to her word?
4:53
[Comment From Roz]
The worst scenerio
4:53
Lauren – she never does. that’s why she says she does so often.
4:53
[Comment From Ashmoe]
i just threw a 2 year old temper tantrum lol
4:53
[Comment From Billy]
Uuuuuuuuuuugggggghhhhhhhhhh
4:53
[Comment From Traci]
My least favorite houseguest of all time! I want to scream!
4:54
[Comment From Wolf]
what IS Gnat’s word? she’s told so many lies, who knows what the truth is?
4:54
[Comment From Roe]
MIchelle or Jordan needs to win POV
4:54
*headdesk*
4:54
M/J HAVE to win POV now.
4:54
[Comment From Texas Girl]
well at least Michele kicks butt on the pov comps. It’s our only hope
4:54
[Comment From Wolf]
My neighbors heard a LOUD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! from my front porch when she won
4:54
[Comment From Billy]
Ugh
4:54
[Comment From Tarri]
Michelle does, Jordan gets her head turned too easily
4:54
[Comment From jodda]
I just threw up in my mouth a lot. ommmggg no.
4:54
[Comment From Texas Girl]
people should bombard cbs with emails protesting
4:54
[Comment From Billy]
I like actually want to throw up
4:54
[Comment From BBFreek]
Its ok.. GNAT wont do well in the final 3 endurance.. screw that gnappy gnasty gnataLIE
4:55
And we’re back…
4:55
Who will analie nominate? Find out sunday – plus Pandora’s box offers another temptation!
4:55
And this time, it’s bound to affect the game…
4:55
And tuesday is LIVE I TOLD YOU god I lvoe being right…
4:56
Thursday – the battle for the final HOH continues – who will move one step closer, find out thursday…
4:56
(i can’t type, but i’m RIGHT dammit. *LOL*)
4:56
From outside the BB house – have a great night…
4:56
Natalie’s way full of herself right now.. WAY full of herself. I wanna cry. Heh.
4:57
[Comment From pumpkinmykitty]
feeds will be canceled here, I can’t take that bitch gnat anymore
4:57
[Comment From Roe]
that stinks
4:57
[Comment From Billy]
Ugh
4:57
[Comment From Tarri]
Sorry about your son Lessa
4:57
[Comment From jodda]
bizzaro big brother.
4:57
[Comment From Texas Girl]
more on pandora’s box..But good God Gnat’s hoh. This could be really really bad
4:57
[Comment From Billy]
Yuck
4:57
[Comment From Wolf]
plugh
4:57
My son is ok – he hit a door (it was in his way) and broke the bottom pinky knuckle in his hand…
4:57
He’s splinted up, called in sick to work today, has the enxt two days off, and will be ok.
4:58
6 weeks in a splint – I doubt he’ll keep it on for 3. *L*
4:58
[Comment From Billy]
It was another damn hamster…
4:58
[Comment From jodda]
right or left hand?
4:58
[Comment From Wolf]
they haven’t had a HG-goes-out-of-the-House America’s choice this season…..
4:58
his right hand… and yes, he’s right handed.
4:58
I conned him into several “high fives” before the splint already.. just tor emind him hitting doors is stupid. *LOL*
4:58
[Comment From Ashmoe]
thats no fun
4:58
[Comment From Texas Girl]
Lessa, i know it’s your saying but I got to say. **headdesk headdesk headdesk***
4:58
*headdesk’s with ya*
4:59
[Comment From jodda]
my gosh, Lessa, that’s so funny,
4:59
He’s clearly feeling better though – he kept threatening to pinch the cute nurses butt when she wasn’t looking.
4:59
[Comment From Billy]
Why are those two so stuck up Chima’s ass anyeay?
4:59
[Comment From jodda]
oh, well, I think I will sleep the next week.
4:59
Billy: I don’t know. I don’t get it. She’s such a (close your eyes mama) cunt. (bad Lessa.)
4:59
[Comment From Tarri]
We get to see Nataliar’s boyfriend, now that’s worth the price of admission. any bets? or maybe it will be a picture of chima
5:00
hahahaha! that’d be funny. a room full of chimas. she can set up a shrine.
5:00
[Comment From Billy]
She is
5:00
[Comment From jodda]
too many cult like followers, like with cappy in season 6/ true that Lessa!!!
5:00
[Comment From Wolf]
Tarri: LMAO!!!!
5:00
[Comment From Billy]
Ugh
5:00
[Comment From Tina Brown]
I just hate my woman’s intution. I had that gut feeling Natalie was going to win HOH. She’s been talking herself into it all week
5:00
[Comment From Billy]
I though Jordan had that…
5:00
[Comment From jOYCE]
Was a fan of BB just can
5:01
[Comment From Texas Girl]
now the question is,,,,,will she really take kevin to the f2. I’m guessing not. I’m thinking she’ll take michele because she’ll think she has more votes than her
5:01
We can at least rest assured that if she gets there – she’s playing for second place.
5:01
[Comment From jodda]
I did love the reception Jeff got. You know there were a bunch of women just SQUIRMING in their seats when he walked through those doors
5:02
OK – I’m gonna close this down, see yall in the comments section. I won’t be hitting the feeds right away – band meeting with the pup in 30 minutes. I’ll be back after that and a caffeine infusion, since I haven’t gotten much sleep today. *L*
5:02
[Comment From Wolf]
Jodda: if I were in that audience, I’d have squirmed too!
5:02
[Comment From Texas Girl]
Did you see the guy doing a thumbs down when the camera when back to Julie after Gnat won hoh
5:02
[Comment From Texas Girl]
he was on the left on the end about the 2nd or 3rd row back
5:03
[Comment From jodda]
sho nuff Wolf, sho nuff, lol
5:03
[Comment From Billy]
Shut up about Chima!
5:04

F3/4 is another marathon chess game with Kevin/Natalie.

Obviously I’m listening to Jeff/Jordan.

Jordan: My sister gets ghetto when she drinks! Like one night, I saw my sister and I brought one of my gay friends, and she had her hair slicked back and a cigarette, and all her friends were like what’re you doin – because we were all decked out and it’s so funny, but now she’s got a real job so she don’t act like that. But my friend Megan, the one you saw in the picture, and then at work, i call her MIss Megan, I’ll tell her why did you not return my phone call – and she’ll be all weeeeeeeell I waaaaaaaas a little drunk…

Jeff: me and my buddy Andy – he’s meemo’s cousin, talks funny too. We had this one guy, and I made up this voice, and we started talkin like that, and I told this whole story, so he kept talking like that. one day we were out drinking with him and his sister.. and you ever go through your phone and crank em..
Jordan: you mean prank?
Jeff: yeah, whatever! and so he kept using that voice and we kpt calling Eric back, and he kept answering! And it was so stupid, and his girl answered and we did it like 10 times. We cranked him every day from work, I swear for 2 and a half months!
Jordan: you ever tell him it was you?
Jeff: No! And we were laughing – and we called em and someone said something that only you’re friends would know.. and then he was like what? is JEFF THERE? I’ll fuckin kill you guys! This isn’t funny dude, I was gonna gall the cops! two and a half months every fucking day? Are you kidding dude?! I’d be like hey, did you call my buddy and he’d be like yeah, three times already! It was hilarious!

12:11 –
Jordan: i wish we had some nyquil!
Jeff: yeah, slept all day.
Jordan: don’t you think though, when we get out of here, we talk about big brother 24 hours a day!
Jeff: we just had this conversation an hour ago!

Time to discuss what they’re wearing on Thursday. Again.

JEff: I feel like she’s diabetic or something! I mean, she gets hyped up on all that sugar, and a beer!
Jordan: remember when Casey was doing the fake contest thing? she was GOING. I was like what the heck?! She shocked me!
Jeff: Laura wanted to do that every single day. I was like dude, what the fuck.
Jordan: We’re gonna wanna hang out with them, because we haven’t seen them.
Jeff: all week rather then those bozos!
Jordan: she was mature for her age
Jeff: I bashed her a bit. Whatever, everyone talks shit about everyone.

12:17 They head inside – to the green room after a potty break.

12:22 Ah, there’s Michele – asleep in the pool room. Jeff goes to change into his sweats, while Jordan “takes a poo”

Jordan: is everyone asleep?
Jeff: Michele is, I don’t know about the dynamic duos…

then on to Hohos, little debbie brownies, snack foods…

Michele walks through, laughs at them, and goes to the restroom.

12:30 –
BB: Houseguests, this is a lockdown, please go outside…
Michele: what?
BB: Houseguests, this is a lockdown, please go INSIDE and close the sliding glass door…

Jeff: told you stay inside stupid! I was right! Throught this hot tea at you! Why are all of my ideas violent
Jordan: you look abusive!
Jeff: what? (pushes her)
Jordan: SEE! that’s what I mean!
Jeff: I know, I heard ya. (smooch!)

Jeff: what is that?
Jordan: chapstick!
Jeff: what kind?
JOrdan: the clear kind!
Jeff: the ghetto kind! get a flavor!

Michele joins them in the green room.

JEff: the only thing I’m worried about you in Vegas is taking care of you! You’re gonna get drunk, and be ll bllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaug and
Jordan: i don’t do that!
Jeff: you don’t know vegas! You won’t even know you’re there. Just sayin’, I’m preparing for it.
Jordan: I have fun! I dance all the time!
Michele: oh I miss dancing!

12: 35 Upstairs: Kevin/Natalie
Natalie: Jeff was like, she’s going crazy, she almost used the veto on me. And when she doesn’t go home, she’ll be all nuts for the HOH competition, I’ll say maybe, and then she’ll be so confused! I’ll say I’m thinking of my options, it’s a possibility…

Downstairs:
Jeff: was it closing before?
Michele: yeah..
Jeff; it’s open already. it’s over.

Jeff wins at solitaire.
Jordan: i never played that. Can I try to play it? Will you help me?
Jeff: yeah!
Jordan: I watch you guys play it
Jeff: you gonna pay attention when I tell you? It’s real simple…
Jordan: I am!

Upstairs – it’s back to the Stalemate rule.
Kevin: the two moveable pieces. You have three pieces, the game is over. If I take a pawn, you can’t move.
Natalie; you take all their pieces, it’s a stalemate
Kevin: that’s not how it works! We’re going by my rule since we went by your rule last time.
Natalie; until you win we go by my rule.
Kevin: No, no no. we said back and forth.

Kevin: we need to make a bet on who’s correct.
Natalie: I know I’m correct.
Kevin: If I’m correct, you need to give me $20 in in chips in Vegas
Natalie; and if I am, you give me $50
Kevin: no! I’ll give you a slap in the face!

12:57 – Michele to the dr. All Cams switch to Jeff/Jordan as she goes through a third game of solitaire.

Michele comes back, F3/4 switch to HOH room, where they’re still playing chess.

1:04 – the Chess game is over.
Natalie: good game, Kevo, good game.

They argue over who has won more, and stale mates, and who’s ahead in pool, good-natured “you can beat me” type.

Kevin: you think you should bait michele?
Natalie; Just to throw her up a bit. I’m not gonna approach her, but if she asks me..
Kevin: that’s hard – I did that to Russell. Then at the last minute they’ll be like yes or no…
Natalie; then I say no.
Kevin: that won’t throw her off – it only does if it’s right when they find out
Natalie; i’ll just tell her no then.
Kevin: Keep saying maybe. Is there a way on the day you can be like… cuz I think that’s a good idea, it’ll fuck with her head.
Natalie: because when he goes home it’ll fuck with her head. Right now I’m just like, with my gut says I can’t trust you.
Kevin: why not say yes, unless something changes..
Natalie: no. I won’t say yes… what would change
Kevin: he threatened my life!
Natalie; (laughs) he said he’d cut off my nipple! They think that I think they’ll not compete in HOH, bullshit. And they think that I’m dumb if I don’t do it – bullshit! And it’s us too against YOU Michele… I like my odds. Michele she hasn’t done anything two great in this game. The only thing she’s earned is this veto. She didn’t get the rest of them – by default.
–Lessa: *headdesk* Kick her ass, Michele.

Natalie; I truly think I can beat her.
Kevin: we have the odds, but how can we increase them?
Natalie; I’m just gonna fuckin win.
Kevin: be like maybe maybe maybe, then you’ll find out.. so you never say yes.
Natalie: no, theyll be all like I need to know.
Kevin: i’d be like, if I were you, I’d get dressed for a competition
Natalie; I don’t like that idea, Kevin.
Kevin: why?
Natalie; I don’t know.
Kevin: eventually they’ll be like yes or no.
Natalie: i can pull it off until like, wednesday. But then when I say no, they’ll try something else. They’ll come to you or something. just always come hang out with me.
Kevin; they’ll wake you up..
Natalie; no.. she waited until I said I’m awak, and I was like uuuuuuugh what.
Kevin: So what I should do is as soon as they say wake up run down there and sleep in the read room.

Kevin: he’s acting like Russell.
Natalie; he said, Kevin’s always around you now.
Kevin: if I’m with you… every second
Natalie; there’s always a chance, when your in the diary room
Kevin: don’t call me to the diary room! I’ll send you to the HOH. Why don’t you wanna do operation cockblock?
Natalie; i do!
Kevin: we need to get into the bitches head! This is gonna be hella hard.
Natalie; I can’t come into the HOH room every time you go to the DR…
Kevin: yeah you can. Russell followed my ass! There’s two of them.
Natalie; so when you’re in the diary room, I’ll be like, maybe. I’m thinking about it.
Kevin: i’ll be in there like yes yes I’m on a time crunch!
Natalie; i won’t give them an answer
Kevin: they need to feel hope!
Natalie: I know.. I told them I want to get on board, but I don’t know if I can trust you Michele…

Natalie: bottom line, we’re goin to the final two. We’re strong competitors!
Kevin: remember when we were doing LML, and think out of the box? We need to think that now. We think we got it good, and we don’t. Bitch can win hoh!
Natalie; then Jordan goes home.
Kevin: we have to fuck with her head!
Natalie: i know!
Kevin: maybe I should do something… go to her and say I thought about it and do want Jeff. We have to fuck with her head. Doesn’t hurt for me to tell her I thought about it again. Why does she approach me once, then never again?
Natalie; because of Jeff. She needs help to take you out is what she’s telling me. jeff told her there is hope with me, but she has to talk to me, be3cause the only reason I’m not sure is because I have to talk to her.
Kevin: this is why you don’t allign yourself with a habitual liar.
—Lessa: I believe that sound was Kevin’s Boyf screaming at the screen. Just sayin.

Kevin: To me what they’re offering is not even slightly attractive.
Natalie; they give me final three, but I get cut at final three. I didn’t come here for final three.
Kevin: no one remembers Zach.
Natalie: last year, Jerry. It’s not even about being remembered, I want final two. It’s us two against Michele. She’s not a strong competitior. She’s won shit – by luck. We haven’t put all our effort yet. I gave 100% in the hanging, and look how I did. When we tried, we won. So we’ll win. i’m not worried about her at all. I know we can beat her. The whole point was to get a strong competitor out. This is not an option.

Kevin: I’m started to get very very irritated. Like I’m gonna blow up…

1:23 Fish.
1:26 back.

Natalie; how does it make more sense to keep the strongest competitor. Tell me how.

Kevin: I now realize that the game is not fixed. After the smores, and the cans.. I don’t think it’s fixed. I did for a second. And when I say fixed? I mean tailored to Jeff.
– Lessa: gee. ya think? *rolls eyes* How long will this epiphany last when you lose again? Umhm.

Jeff/Michele:
Jeff: she said that you told her the deal..
Michele: No, she said she had a dream about it, and pushed me into the kichen
JEff; whatever, doesn’t matter, when I told her she was like that was awesome, what if Michele doesn’t throw it..
Michele: the way it’s set up, they’d still go after you,
Jeff: and they had to keep one of us off as part of the deal. And she was all worried about Michele.
Michele: and I told her that if she does that she’ll see I’m true to my word.
Jeff: if she doesn’t take the deal, she’s a bonehead. If someone offered that to me, I’d be like let’s role. If she does do it, what are we gonna do for HOH?
Michele; if it’s questions.. uuuuuh i dunno…
Jeff; you’ll probably talk to her before me. She’s gotta be like, I’m doing it.
Michele: I want you here, but you know, at worse, it’s switched.
Jeff: yeah, if you tell her, you’re not laying down if she doesn’t do it.
MIchele: I think she’ll go for it.
Jeff; i like your attitude.

1:35 Jeff goes to brush his teeth… he farts
Jeff: here they come! get ready for bed!
Michele: that’ll have us laughing for a while!

Back upstairs:
Natalie: for Jeff you could also be like well. Jeff…
Kevin: I be all, it’s a hard decisions, and Natalie I hope you won’t be upset with me, but Jordan, you’re safe, Jeff, you’re going home. He’s already not gonna vote for me in the Jury, so might as well zing him.
Natalie; he might, but you should still zing him
Kevin: if he can’t even talk to me to save his ass in the game, why would he vote for me?
Natalie; he’d respect it, like he said we should that he got out Jessie and Russell.

Natalie: i was thinking earlier – you and me would be 50-50 shot. I don’t even know if I do at this point because of what I said in my message, which is dumb, but I get Jessie, you got Lydia. I get Jeff, you get Jordan. Michele and Russell, I don’t know.
Kevin: Russell you, Michele me..
Natalie: I don’t know.. Russell really likes you, so.
Kevin: I think it’s a wash. It’ll come down to America. And I don’t think they know who I am.
Natalie: They hate me, they gave the coup d’etat to someone who’d use it agianst me.
Kevin: I’d be honored going to the final two with you, knowing we didn’t have to do anything super outrageous
Natalie: and we’ve been together the whole time, since day one. And we never had problems in this game. Some had issues – like michele and russell. We’ve always been friends, you know?
Kevin: But first we need to win POV.
Natalie: before we count our chickens.

F1/2 Pool Room, Michele, Jordan, in bed.
F3/4 HOH.

Natalie: if I win POV, I’ll scream CHIMA! VENGANCE! I have it all planned. I want her to know she’s not forgotten and we fight for her.
Kevin: how about a shout out to your boyfriend, pops
Natalie; they know how I feel. I have to win HOH so I can give the nomination speech to michele! I have it all planned.

Downstairs – Jeff joins Jordan in bed – giggling commences.
Jeff: I’ll drown you, I do it in love.
Michele: me too!
Jeff: that’s right, I promised! tomorrow it’ll be a double drowning. Maybe Wednesday, with the cameras!

Jeff; i wish we had scary stories.
Michele: remember when Ronnie was here? That was scary.
Jordan: he got on my nerves so bad…
Michele: remember when everyone came in here and LYdia was jumped into bed with you?
Jeff: She kept grabbing my ‘yoinker’! like 50 times! I was like DUDE. I thought you were telling her to do that!
Jordan: no! Why would I tell her to do that?!
Michele: yeah, I was like ok, this is weird!

Jeff turns on the light so that he can find his chapstick.
Jeff: what you do with the purple one?
Michele: you have purple chapstick? Is it bubblegum flavor?
Jeff: grape!
Michele: is it lipsmackers?
Jeff: it is!
(michele’s giggling like crazy)
Michele: no comment!

Jeff: I go through chapstick like crazy! chapstick and lotion! I’m such a little bitch! It’s over. I’m a bitch and I lost! fuck it!
Michele: sorry I made fun of your chapstick..
jeff: i don’t mind.

1:48 F3/4
Kevin/Natalie have descended from their lofty heights, to grace the mere mortals with their bitchy ass poor sport overconfident trash-talking selves.

Well. they made it as far as the bathroom, anyway.

F1/2
Jordan: wanna work out tomorrow night?
michele: yes. pump some iron. I wanna see if I can bench that bar.

Jeff: tomorrow we gotta hit the pool. Not sleep till 5. Just gotta jump right in. it’ll be cool, it’ll be nice.

1:53 Jeff sings, we get fish.
1:56 Back

F1/2 – Pool Room, F3/4 Kevin and Natalie eavesdropping

Michele: you guys have taught me a whole new vocabulary!
Jordan: you have to use Gucci!
Michele: I can rock the Gucci. i will spread it to the west cast.
Jeff: and TTYN, that’s the best.
Jordan: I’m gonna say that in your goodbye message
Jeff: I’ll laugh.

Jeff: showing my rappin skills
Michele: you’ve never laid down any raps in here!
Jordan: what you say?! I thought she said we should sit down and eat rats!
Michele: YES!!!
Jeff: Michele loves the jokes with the rats…
Michele: i have three rats in here!
Jeff: wat was the one with the noose about?
Michele: i don’t know, that one’s not mine. Maybe it was a reference to Ronnie.

Kevin/Natalie tiptoe away, then run to the green room to play cards.

BB: Natalie, please center your microphone.
Michele: stop scheming!

2:02 Fish.
2:06 Back.

F1/2 Pool room – F3/4 Green room

General chitchat in the Pool Room, Jimmy Fallon wanting a Saved by the Bell reunion.
Jeff; that’s right! that’s so funny you saw that too! It was a pretty good skit!
Michele: man, all the conan I missed!
JordaN: you know stephanie from full house was like on meth!
Jeff: she was a junkie
Michele: yeah, a whole bunch of drama just before we got in here…
Jeff: dude, you guys know way to much about this…
Jordan: i work in a salon! I hear all this stuff
Michele; there’s no reason why I know this. I just do.
Jeff: You might be in magazines! That one dude was from people!
Jordan: i didn’t think..
Jeff: you think he was just fuckin around over there?
Jordan: I didn’t think he’d care about us.. he was cute.
Michele: he was from my school – he went to boston college!
Jordan: he had dimples…
Jeff: he was funny, that guy.

Talk about “happy endings” massage parlors.
Jordan: WHAT? I’ve heard about a place like in Charlotte, but didn’t believe it! That’s disgusting!
Jeff: that’d be awesome! How bad could it be?
Jordan: they might wear gloves or something!
Jeff: a space suit! Why they gotta wear gloves?!
Jordan; What if some gross guy has like herpes or something! Crabs or something!
Jeff: dude, get outa here.. I never got one, i swear! I’ve talked to people who’ve done it..
Jordan: what do they do if a girl goes in there?
Jeff: a broom handle..
Michele: an application!
Jordan: I’ve never heard of this!
Jeff: you’ve never heard of Happy Endings?
Jordan: I’ve never had a massage, I’ve had a facial
(this slaughters Michele – she’s cracking up!)

They move on to Strip Clubs…

Jeff: I hate it, they pretend to like you, then they give them money and they’re outa there! I’m such a sucker, and they’d be all hi cutie and I’m like what’s up! They ask for a dance and then I give them cash and they’re gone, and the next one comes and I’m like get outa here! I already fell for that twice!

Jeff: where you goin, Jordan?
Jordan: over here.
Michele: come hop in my bed, Jordan!
Jeff: OH YEAH!
Michele: (embarrassed) I’m not here!

She goes to the bathroom…

Jeff talks all deep voiced…
Jordan: Don’t talk like that! it scares me!
Jeff: ….jordan!
Jordan: You sound so scary! STOP IT!

Jeff/Jordan giggling under the covers.
Jordan: noooooooo!
Jef: i didn’t do anything this time!

Michele: whatcha guys dooooin?
Jordan: Nuthin!

Jordan: where’s your hand goin?
Jeff; You know where it’s goin…
Jordan: no!
Jeff: dirty massages! Who said that?!
Jordan: jeff wants a dirty massage
Michele: who wouldn’t want one?
Jeff: fuck yeah, Michele!
Michele: we should be able to order that!
Jordan: Michele! Really?
Michele: when you are used to getting it all the time…
Jeff; a trip to hawaii… a dirty massage..
Michele: I’m so frustrated!
Jordan: Wait God must have messed up when he made me..
Michele: no, when you have the right person you are like fuck yeah!
Jordan: so if you’re with the guy you wanna hump him all the time?
Michele: oh yeah..
Jeff: let’s try it! See if I’m the one! If not, TTYN!

(they all laugh)

F3/4 – Natalie/Kevin tiptoe back to the red room again, to see what’s going on.
F1/2 – Jordan asks Michele questons about her husband, if she liked sex at first… we get fish when Michele talks about her first partner.

2:27
Natalie/Kevin give up eavesdropping – since they’re just having a good time in the pool room – and decide to pay cards there.

Kevin: that rug is dangerous!
Natalie: i almost ate it, face first!

In the pool room
Michele: my whole family is stinky! I stink when I shower, I shower all the time!
Jeff; it’s middle Eastern…
Jordan: so like you wash your armpits and you still stink?
Michele: i dunno!
Jordan: what kinda deoderant do you wear?
Jeff: Jordan has some perscription..
Michele: it’s not bo, I just smell weird. Everyone has a certain odor… My armpits always smell bad.
Jeff: use the axe body spray
Jordan: are they wet?
Michele: no, i just smell weird!
Jordan: sometimes when i wear secret and dov..
Jeff; she just smells weird.
JOrdan: no, i’m just explaining! So I ent and I got this stuff, and that stuff works so good! You put it on and the next day you don’t have to put on deoderant or nothin!
Michele: ok, i’ll go get hooked up… it’s not like I’m sweaty…
Jordan: it might help…
Michele: i could just put myself in a bubble
Jordan: it’s just a suggestion..
Michele: it’s ok, I need a makeover when i get outa here…

Jeff Farts. Naturally.

Michele goes and shuts the door all the way.
Jordan: I rub you all the time! my turn!
Michele: do you rub all your friends?
Jordan: if they wanna be. Jeff’s different! Right Jeff? You’re different?
Jeff: yeah. We had this pact from the beginning.
Michele: a rubbing pact.

They move into talking about other reality shows…

2:48 Kevin decides to go to bed – Natalie puts her suitcase in her lap so that she can play solitaire. Michele makes another bathroom run.

Jordan: you know what I want? To sit through a thunderstorm. When it rains.. sitting on the balcony.
Jeff: doin it.
Jordan: does everything have to end in doin in?
Jeff: just say yes.
Jordan: no.

Kevin gets back to the Red Room – for some reason this crack Natalie up. He’s apparently there because he’s too paranoid.

Natalie: Kevin, you don’t need to worry! Dude!

Michele offers to turn the light off for them, they say no. She goes back to bed, while Natalie wonders if they can take the drawers out and hide under the bed.

Natalie; I’d do that! I’d stay there all day. Come call me when it’s clear for water breaks.

Natalie; i think it’s safe now.

2:53 – Pool room
Michele: sometime this wee we should do some crazy dares.
Jordan: how crazy?
Michele: not super crazy. Nudity!
Jordan: would you run around naked Jeff?
Jeff: no.. I don’t want that on tv.. you do something stupid on here it follows you for life.

Jeff: you could go though.. skinny dippin..
Jordan: I would.
Jeff: do it tomorrow!
Jordan: not here, good point.
Jeff; jury house? with all those yo-yos?
JordaN: I don’t care. I’d do it in the jury house.
Jeff: butt naked?
Jordan: maybe my underwear on. If it was in the ocean in the dark, yeah i’d do it. I dunno.

Jeff: My goal is to make it in the pool by one.
Michele: go team go!
Jeff: that gives me 10 hours of sleep.

2:59 They all say goodnight.
F3/4 Still on Natalie playing solitaire, Paranoid Kevin lingering there in bed.

Natalie; is your boyfriend watching the feeds?
Kevin: no, he’s a cheap mofo. He’d be like why pay to watch people…
Natalie: i wouldn’t do it normally, but if my boyfriend was on it..

Natalie; i’m getting tired.
Kevin: i think I can relieve myself of duty.
Natalie; i think you’re in the clear.

3:03 – Kevin finally goes upstairs.
Natalie; Sleep well, dear.

3:23 – Natalie finally puts away the cards, truns off the light, and gets into bed.

Nighty-Night, houseguests!

Meanwhile, downstairs, during a marathon game of War, Natalie and Kevin continue to scheme about getting Jeff out next week. It was even said that if they don’t beat Michele or Jordan, that they don’t deserve to be there.

Heh.heh.heh.

Natalie says she wants to start moving things around in the house, hiding deocrations in places that no one uses, because it’ll make them focus on things missing instead of what HOH might really be, or the Memory wall, or something like that. They wish they could fastforward to the POV ceremony today, continue their game until Kevin is called to the DR.

6:47 – All cams on Jeff and Jordan sleeping in the HOH. Awwwwwww. ain’t they cute.

6:50 – Russell to the DR.

DR BLEED!
Russell: hey. how’s it goin.
(DR): Hectic. Try to get a show together
Russell: is that what your doing? Well, you guys do a great job…

Currently – Kevin and natalie are comparing notes on what Lydia said, and Jessie, so on and so forth – which is mostly Lydia bashing.

Natalie: Lydia told us about the chess thing, and she told us everything, but blamed it all on you. Said she was just there to gather information on us.

Natalie: you know, we don’t just make this shit up…
–Lessa: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Natalie; Lydia was telling us things..
Kevin: i’m just glad he’s gone.
Natalie: i’m glad Lydia’s gone
Kevin: I knew when it got back to me, not only was Lydia talking, she was giving warped information. all I said was pawn, king and queen. I was lik oh, well, now I kow I can’t tell Lydia anything.
Natalie; that’s how all the beef between you guys started – how could we not believe it? it came from your best friend. You can’t doubt that information, you know?
Kevin: I can see why she’d throw it on me..
Natalie: why would she even bring it up?
Kevin: Jessie asked her and brought it up to her – she said Jessie said that the whole incident was that I was doing all of it. I would never do that, and the conversation was squashed, then I found out she threw me under the bus, and it made sense. It was when you came up to me.
Natalie; i even told you – you’d be surprised who told me.
Kevin: I knew before those clues even. Then Jessie tried to do it to me. Just because you say dadadad Right? if I agree it doens’t mean I’m throwing someone under the bus…

More of the same.
Outside – Michele is getting ready for a workout, Russell’s on the patio.

Michele: I think It’s going to be a braden workout.
Russell: the worst thing is that it’s impossible to sleep, can’t sleep when you’re paranoid. I haven’t slept in like a week and a half. I swear if something happens tomorrow?
Michele; I know. I’m goin to run from the explosion.
Russell: Because then it’ll be a done deal, you know? lost cause.

Jordan joins Michele for a workout, Russ is on the patio watching, Jeff is upstairs listening to his CD, and Kevin/Natalie debate the finer points of Jessie. They haven’t found any “fine” points.

Kevin: that’s bullshit, that bullshit he threw at me? There was just bigger targets, not because he was showing me anything. it had nothing to do with me.
Natalie: I don’t want to talk about this anymore.
–Lessa: thank god. And of course you don’t – because you can’t make kevin admit that Jessie is a god among men. *smirk*

7:27 Hearing that Jeff isn’t asleep – Natalie and Kevin go upstairs to talk.
Natalie; we wer elike can we go up there? We didn’t Russell to be you know, whatever, so he couldn’t see us so we cam up here.

And here comes Russell. *L*
Natalie; can’t catch a break!

Russell: oh, didn’t know anyone was in here, I was gonna see if I could listen to your CD.
Jeff: yeah, come on in!

They talk about smores, making tuna, etc.

Natalie: Damn, Im a fatass! 113!
Jeff: yeah. you’re huge.

Natalie: Jordan’s got all her bath stuff laid out..
Jeff: dude, this is Jordan’s room. There’s tampons all over and everything.

Natalie/Kevin head downstairs, Jeff heads to the shower, Russell’s still listening to the CD.

8:10 – Around the house, Natalie’s making her tuna concoction with kevin helping, Jeff is watching the girls work out, and Russell was up in the HOH room, but is now on the patio too. There’s been very little game conversation, some flirty conversation between jeff and jordan,

8:45 – Jeff/Russell are chatting off camera. Natalie and Kevin are playing pool. Trash talk ensues – as does a little bit of Kevin booty shaking, as he tries to distract Natalie from her shots.

That’s the extent of the excitement, currently. Heh.

8:52 ALCOHOL! – ok, just a bottle of wine. Which makes sense as Jeff is likely the only one who will drink it. And Jordan. Maybe some ‘bad decisions’ on the horizon?

9:28
Kevin: I just think we should tone it down a notch
Natalie; I don’t think I’m doing anything..
–Lessa: you never do. heh.
Kevin: I’m just looking at that, and it’s so over the top you know? Doesn’t matter, it’s tomorrow. Just, whatever you do, don’t be caught with him alone.
Natalie; yeah, I know.

9:51 – They’re waiting to play poker – Kevin and Natalie are playing wiht michele at the moment, practicing for when Jeff is ready to play. natalie’s giving them pointers. On the patio, Jeff and Jordan are discussing things they’ve counted in the house.

Jeff goes in to play poker, Jordan head to the Hammock for some alone time.

10:20 – The poker game continues.

10:35 – Michele joins Jordan on the hammock.
Michele: i lost at pokr. I’m the suckiest poker player ever. You lost? Oh no!
(Jeff came out for a smoke)
Jeff: Yeah, Natalie’s good.

Inside: Natalie/Kevin continue playing.

Jordan: i was gonna go in the green room, but Russell was in there.
Michele: he listens. He lays in there and listens to the kitchen.
Jordan: JEFF! You getting tipsy?
Jeff: yeah!
Jordan: gonna have some fun tonight?
Jeff: gonna be an octopus with 8 hands up there tonight!

Michele goes to the Patio.
Jeff: come over here and
Michele: sorry I yelled at you
Jeff: just trying to help you out.

Michele: I know things have been weird this week? And your fed up with the chatter and all. I know you have a decision to make about the veto – and the more I think about it, it doesn’t benefit us at all to have him around. I understand what’s best for you, is still best for me too.

Jeff: What’s your best scenario?I don’t know yet what I’m gonna do. What’s you’re perfect world.
Michele: Us three. Without Russell. I would like to have people in the game that I know I can beat.
Jeff: so you think Russell out is the best move?
Michele: I don’t know – he does things that make me.. you know? He doesn’t talk strategy, which makes me think he’s not on my team.
Jeff: I didn’t know you had a team
Michele: my fake team
Jeff: how fake is it
Michele: how fake do you want it to be? No dude, that’s what I’m saying.
Jeff: I thought I had a final three – and I want to be able to trust. We had a final four and there were no conclusions over there. I mean, do I stick to the final four and get rid of them? But I don’t play for HOH next week. That makes me worry.
Michele: I don’t have anything cooking – but I don’t know what’s in his head.
Jeff: so if I send one of them home, no…

Russell joins. Jeff and Michele go back inside, and then russell changes into his sweats and goes back again. Jordan’s asleep on the hammock.

Kevin: My dad actually took me to the theater to see Care Bears. It shows me how much he really loved me. I begged, pleaaaase…
Jeff: And now they’re mad at you for being gay? So it was the experience that made it your favorite movie.. not the movie
Kevin: yeah, but then again it’s the fucking Care Bears! And there’s care bear cousins?
Jeff: Oh my god. How about a real movie?

They deal up the cards again. Outside, Jordan smiles in her sleep. Natalie bluffed all the way to the River, then hits it lucky, Kevin thinks she’s bluffing, they go all in, Kevin loses.

NAtalie raises to 8, just to ‘spice it up’ before she even sees her cards, forcing Michele all in. Michele wins.
Natalie: OHHHHHHHH! I’m getting my butt kicked!
Jeff: shouldn’t get too cocky!

They raise the ante – 3/6.
They raise it 4/8. And now 5/10.
Michele’s out. Kevin watches. Jordan counts things in the green room. Russell is eating slop.

Natalie wins again! Jeff has her divy it all up again, and Jordan’s going to team up with Michele so that they can play together -Jordan’s never played before.

Jeff goes out for a smoke – they chat for a moment
Russell: if you have any questions you know? I know shit gets twisted, so just come up and ask me.
Jeff: nothing’s twisted man, believe me.
Russell: yeah, you know, I heard her say that she knew the vote for laura to stay? And pointed to the room, saying it was me. IT wasn’t me, it was Casey.
–Lessa: no, dude. It was NATALIE.

Jeff: casey was close with Laura? I didn’t know that, I thought I was close with Casey, but I didn’t know you and he were so close.
Russell: i think he liked me and you the best, you know?
Jeff: yeah, we always talked about shutting down Jessie.
Russ: I think he was doing a good job of keping things separated…
Jeff: but he was getting buried by everyone
Russ: yeah, so I just wanted to tell yo up front, you know, come to me.
Jeff: i ain’t got no questions. what people say don’t matter. There’s nothin new. An’ they don’t talk game.
Russ: smoker wupped my ass again! Ad the competition!
Jeff: dude, these things are fuckin luck, man…
Russ; did you say that up at the top? Smoker wins and the guy on the elliptical..
Jeff: I didn’t say that – OH! That was Kevin, he said he felt like he was a smoker, he was gonna pass out. When I get outa here, I’m done smokin.
Russ; dude, I haven’t slept at night for like a week and a half.

He convinces Russell to play. They go in to find out they’re gonna play bullshit for a while first.

Laughter returns – bullshit with much giggling, and cheering when Jordan manages to call bullshit and being correct. Opening a new top post for the late lateshow!

They’re happy with one, not so much with the other… Guess which was which. Heh.

Most of the houseguests (that’d be… four. Jordan/Jeff/Michele/Natalie) are by the pool, while Russell continues to put away his churros and chitlins, and Kevin lounges on the patio. The vibe is easy, relaxed. They’re planning a bbq to go with their pool party, but Kevin won’t get into the pool.

Earlier – when they just woke up – the extent of the gametalk was with Jeff and Jordan – and their eviction wish list order: Kevin, Russell, Michele, Natalie.

And then there was amusement shared over one of the wake up songs with Michele and jordan – Apparently it was “Cry me a river”. Who says BB doesn’t have a sense of humor?

1:28 – OMG, Natalie just FREAKED OUT because of a bee or something, screaming for Kevin to save her, SCREAMING – it was HYSTERICAL…

Natalie: You’re supposed to be my savior Kevin! They better not play that!
Jeff: How could they not play that? that’s great tv! First she’s all tough, hey, motherfucker, then it’s all KEEEEEEEEVIN!!!
Jordan: that was so funny!!!

They talk about Natalie falling into the hot tub – she was running from another bug
natalie: Jessie saved me!
Jeff: what are you talking about? He grabbed Kevin and pulled him in front of him!

The blue haired picture..

Lydia: HOly hell Michele! you look so cute! AWww, Michele, your husband’s so handsome!

Bath and Body stuff, and a rat… her nephew, her hat.. a picture of her blond..
Chima: I love you blond! you look 12 in that picture
Michele: the blond hair got me carded a lot…
Jeff: TWO stress balls!

the CD – Pinkerton – Weazer.. (sp?)
Ben and Jerries, sushi

The rat looks real, it’s what she uses to teach students how to handle the rats. No little kid pictures – Michele’s parents didn’t sign a release…

She gets a long letter, she tears up as she reads it – here’s some of it:
Michele I’m so proud of you, I’ve tried to write this a dozen times, it’s hard to tell you how much I miss you and how much you mean to me. I miss you so much, i wantto hold you in my arms, knowing I’ll see you in September makes me smile, we’ll be together in a relative blink of the eye. You have somoene out here still heads over heels in love with you after nearly a decade. You’re with me always and every day, when I think of you I’m more in love with you than the time before. I love you so much, everytime I see you my heart explodes all over again. All our LA friends have come over to watch, my brother is hosting cookouts… “I’m not reading this! it’s a nasty dog story… oh, ok.” i left the dishes the laundry and the little hiars in the sink after I shave for you.. I should go or I won’t stop writing, I love you, Tim.

Awwwwww…

Kevin: PS can’t wait to pay scrabble..
Michele: yeaaaaah. scrabble means sex.

She also got one of her husband’s hat, jokes that he didn’t know where her own clothes are…

They’re all stunned at the blue hair picture – because it was in November. They keep saying it had to be when she as a teenager. They tease her about getting two stress balls, talk about the family, the dogs, then back to the hair color again. *L*

Michele: I’m happy with my basket! I got my beer, ice cream. And starbucks for everyone! Really, you guys can share.

They ask if she can eat the doritos because they have red dye in them – she says she shouldn’t, but she does eat a little at a time because she loves it.

Michele: thanks for coming up!
Kevin: thanks for sharing your letter…
Michele: it was personal.. long
Jeff: it was good! I want to go out with him now.

Michele: you can throw these…
Chima: That’s how they work. Get stressed, and throw the stress ball at someone. That’s how I’d use it.

Chima: That was a great letter..
Michele: thre was a summer where we couldn’t see each other or talk to each other? So we wrote letters. This reminds me of that…

Chima: My HOH sucked, my letter sucked, it was short and spaced out, dated the 4th and it was the 28th. I enver got clarification on my mom
Natalie: Keep asking
Chima: no, I’m done.
– Lessa: Seriously Chima? Shut up.

Chima: Here’s where it gets awkward. People you didn’t like before are going to stay in your HOH kiss your ass. Just letting you know. Just so you know.
Michele: I know.
Kevin: So tell me more about tim! A dating story!
–Lessa: thank you Kevin!

Michele – first date, she brought the roommates, and brought her organic chemistry notes on valentines day, because she wasn’t doing well. He thought she hated him, she blew her test anyway because she was thinking of him. The next week thy had a real date, he cooked her dinner, and she didn’t leave his house for a while.

Kevin: aww. What did you like about him?
Michele: he founded a sketch comedy thing? He’s a really funny guy, and sweet and good with kids, and a really dirty guy too…
Jeff: how’d you know he was dirty?
Michele: i knew his ex-girlfriends
Kevin: omg! they dished!

Lydia goes to check the time (They get chinese at 9) and people finally start vacating her room. Except Chima. Because people will stay up and kiss her ass, remember? *snerk*

Michele: that was hard to read! I was like should I read this… I just knew it’d be something like I love you, and want to spank your butt or something!

Chima: the men in here are so not worth it. He looks like a great guy.

Chima: I felt even if it was used, you would be safe.
Michele: I kept saying I want Russell out, and I was like oh fuck.
Chima: you know Russell’s going to be up here, which is why I’m taking this chance. I’m still reeling from the day. My intent is still for Russell to go home? Yours might be different I just want you to remember everything.
Michele: I know he’s not a trustworthy person
Chima: He’s still lying, he came off the block lying. You’d think he wouldlearn.. not just that, remember all the personal. You don’t need me to rehash it.. just remember. I know it doesn’t need to be rehashed. With me it needed to be, he almost talked himself off the block with me, but you came up and others and reminded me. That was my intention, you’ll make you’re own decision, I’m very big on strong women in this house.
Michele: i have to think this through…
chima: It’s a very short amount of time, definitely. And you’ll find, i know you had your previous ideas before you had HOH – you don’t want to forget that as well. I’m sure you dind’t imagine him in the picture
Michele: yah, I didn’t quite imagine it this way
Chima: when I’m still reeling? I don’t want to make this about me? But I’m freaked out. I got the room and that’s it.
Michele: yeah, it was like pointless to get it.
Chima: exactly.

Here comes Natalie.
Natalie; 3 minutes left – we can smell it. After dinner I’m going to bed because I don’t feel well, so before I go to bed I want to put my 2 cents in. I’m sure you already want to do.. so whatever you do, i respect your decision. Um, I’m assuming Russell’s going up for sure, thought that’s probably an assumption after what he said. I can only do what I’ve been doing, keep my word. I gave my word to Chima, Ronnie and Jessie, and I’ve never gone back on my word to any of them. You can do what you want to do, but all I can do is give you my word that if I’m here next week, you aren’t my target. I’m sure you know that, but I’ve enver gone back on my word. I offer you that, but do whatyou have to do. I don’t even know if I’m an option o what. I know you gave your word to her, but you know, it’s irrellevent, but…

9:08 Had a phone call – and come bac and Naalie’s still going on and on.

Natalie: If you put chima up, I’m loyal to chima, but other than that, i’ll vote how you want me too. one person in this house has my word
Chima: we don’t have deals with anyone.
Natalie; the only deal I made, I made it to the whole house, if you have the power, I wouldn’t have – I wouldn’t have put Jeff and Jordan up.
Chima: And remember I said if we made it to the final two, Russell will have a hard time choosing.
Natalie; I’ll talk to you tomorrow.

Everyone’s chowing down – Jeff can’t so stays outside. Jordan joins..

Jordan: They pulled out jessie’s wine bottle. Because it’s for Jessie. It’s funny how when one of our people get voted out it’s ok. Kevin’s just gonna be their bitch I just hope it wasn’t Michele..
Jeff: yeah, we were just talking about it. I know he didn’t vote for Jessie.
Jordan: that’s why Chima’s still single, her bitchy attitude.
Jeff: How do you go through life like that? I feel bad for her that she’s so sad, so filled with anger… apparently she has more important things to do, so why is she here?
Jordan: she doesn’t deserve half a mill
Jeff; she doesn’t deserve to get halfway! Fucking bitching about EVERYTHING… you think the ones behind the walls don’t want her gone? They want her gone more than everything…

Russell joins.

Inside they make a toast to Jessie – Natalie, Chima, Lydia, Kevin. Natalie drinks “To the man, the myth the legend Jessie. We only got a taste of you, Mr. Pectacular.”

Lydia: (mimics BB) Natalie please come to the diary room.
Natalie: no.
Then Natalie prays before she eats.

Jeff: relax we’re playing a game!
Jordan: All this because of fucking JESSIE? who gives a FUCK about Jessie. They don’t even want to be here now. They don’t care.
Russell: they’re making a toast in there… they’re gonna try and give me and you shit…
Jeff: They won’t break me. They can do whatever they fucking want.

Jeff: the dude is alive, relax.

Jeff: it’s sad that they’re so sad in side. How could you do this? it’s a fucking game. Are you gonna cry if I score a touchdown and you’re on the other team? Relax!
Russell: then chima, throw this at someone? whatever.

Jeff: They’re gonna keep going until they make me explode. If they do something like put my toothbrush or something I’ll fucking explode. move my clothes, take my blankets, but you want to make me look like a fucking asshole? i’ll blow up. I can bite my tongue so long. That’s what they’re gonna do – keep going until they get a rise, like a 4 year old.
Russell: She doesn’t stop. She doesn’t, at all.
Jeff: I don’t care – they’re making fools out of themselves ultimately. They can do what they want with their lives, I don’t care.

Jeff: When the odds are agianst you? You find out who you really are. This is their true colors. This is their Character. if that’s how they are in life, if things don’t go your way, you’re gonna act 2 years old and pout about it? The kid is supposed to act likea kid, not the oldest person in on the house.

Russell: dude. I give you my word, if we’re both up there, I’d give you the POV. If I win it, I will hand it to you, just because of.. even if I go home, you know? It’s not about.. you know, it’s about keeping your word. You did to me, I did to you with Ronnie, I’ll honor that.

Fish.

Russell: Dude, I want to see you and Jordan win. Honestly. I will do anything to make sure they don’t win. I can’t imagine if CHima was to win. I wouldn’t go to the finale.

Jeff: how do you live your life with all that hate? It’s sad. Its a game. We’re lucky to have the time to be here.
Russell: she still bitches! She was all my HOH wasn’t this good
Jeff: she had more stuff than anyone by far!
Russell: I would never EVER want to see her win.

Jeff and Russell agree to help keep each other calm this week if it starts to get to them. Meanwhile, inside, they’re talking about grieving over losing Jessie. Excuse me while I barf.

Russell: ‘i’ll go out instead..’ why did you come then? Why are you here?

Natalie: obviously America agrees..
Chima: did you not hear them laugh when Jeff stood up?! America don’t care. He’s already starting it agian, blowing me kisses..
Lydia: at least we all know we have a heart.
Natalie: I said, I’ll go home with my integrity.
Chima: All of us. Him on the other hand?
Lydia: he lost that a long time ago. Before he came to the house.
Natalie: Jeff and Russell in the final two would be the wrost thing over.
Lydia: a good person, another good person, another good person (points to each of them) would get fucked.
Chima: Jordan is expendable.
Natalie; I’m just saying.. she never did anything..
Lydia: yeah, I’m surprised she didn’t get it. You know why he got it? Jeff got it because women vote on this. So they gave it to the attractive guy. Women don’t get America’s votes.

Someone points out that Janelle did, as did Keesha for favorite juror…
Lydia: Janelle got a phone call. That’s it. something a woman would want.

Talk more about if they got a phone call and what it would do to them and their game.

Lydia: how ironic. Jeff taking pictures with us and Jessie. I get that it was a game and a smart move but Jessie..
Chima: Jessie would have been a better friend than Jessie!

Back to singing Jessie’s praises.

Lydia; you’re getting away with drinking this shit, it’s from your boy.
Natalie: I’m not going to get away with it
Lydia; don’t punk out.
Chima: pretend it’s an eating challenge.

Lydia: All I want to say is the attitude we got from the second person we talked too? Oh no.

9:44 Fish.

9:51 – Jeff is in the hot tub, hums and sends us to fish again. Russell eating grapes on the couch, Lydia still telling Ntalie to drunk up her wine (the only person who knows her age is Chima.)

Lydia: he had such a good spirit, a good soul.. if people didn’t see that? How could they not?

Chima bursts into tears: if it wasn’t for him I wouldn’t be here. He never waned to put me up first week, remember that? I mean he did, he wanted me out..
Natalie: The part is.. Everytime I wanted
Chima: it’s just not fair…

Fish.

Lydia: he was here because of Jessie
Natalie: he never even put him up – he could have twice.
Chima: he was so much fun..
Lydia; he was, even when he was beating on me.. and just give Natalie a chance…
Chima: and he was always in my ear how much he liked you… as much as I hated being a mediator, I’d give anything to be one now..
Natalie; we got FUCKED dude, we didn’t even get to
Lydia; and he didn’t get a chance, he know he didn’t get to pay in the veto he’d go home..
Chima: this is so wrong, they did this to us and it’s so wrong!
Natalie: thanks America, you’re real stand up people.
Lydia: obviously you don’t like any of us. Whatever. He was so grateful for being here too…
— dude. this is so playing on Sunday with a violin in the background…
Chima: he never said anything bad about anyone in this game
Lydia: He prayed for all of us all the time..

—ok, I can’t watch this shit anymore. I’m following Michele outside!

Russell: Fuck, they’re acting like he’s dead!
Michele: Where’s JOrdan?
Jeff: She’s not feeling well, it’s getting to her and her little friend is coming.
Russell: they threw mine and Jeff’s stuff in the corner.. how mature.
Michele: i was eating dinner, all they could talk about him was him…

Jordan joins: Chima’s cryuing, Lydia’s crying..
Jeff; Maybe they can all go home and we’ll be the final four.
Michele: We didn’t do this when our friends went home..
Jeff: they’re acting like he can turn their water into wine..
Jordan: i bet people from last season are laughing their ass off! They’re acting like he took care fo tehm or something…
Russell: Chima hated Lydia – called her a whore, and now they’re grieving togehter
Jeff: misery lvoes company…
Jordan: I was so excited about tonight! Michele won HOH, and then they sucked the fun out of it again! I’m sorry Michele, I left so I didn’t say anything.
Russell: and she’s bitchin about her hoh – and how it sucked compared to yours…
Jeff; she got the most shit of everyone.
Russell: the bitchin gets old…
Jordan: obviously if
Michele: Jessie fuckin wanted to do plenty to me.
Jeff: if he was such a good guy – he played two chicks against each other..
Jordan: I know they’re gonna talk crap about me, i’m not doing anything different then I always do. It’s just that everything has to be their way – when something goes good for us, it’s crap. That’s not fair.
RUssell: Kevin was so excited to send me home, and I even asked him why, and he didn’t say anything.

Inside:
Lydia: Jordan’s just a ho following her man.

Outside:
Jeff; How about we haven’t even gotten HOH, jesus. How bout that? huh? Can’t we have one week? God.

While we’re on fish – opening a new top post, this one is a mile long…. see ya there!

There’s some things going on behind the scenes today – I’m catching up!

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Stay tuned – I’ll get us caught up!

The outdoor lockdown was called at 12:11 – and Trivia at 12:43 for the POV Ceremony. When we come back, we find out that Kevin did NOT use the POV.

When I got here, Chima was enjoying a lovely bash Russell session on the Patio with Kevin outside. She also bagged on Natalie a little bit, because Natalie wouldn’t do as she was told by production, refusing to sit up for 10 minutes so that they could get the ceremony on the road. Lydia joined for a bit of Russell bashing as well, and Jordan even mentioned that he was following her around everywhere and driving her nuts.

Talk turned to Chima having to kick Natalie and Jessie out of her bed – she’s sick of them being up there sleeping 24 hours a day. Talk turned to BB10 and past houseguests, and other general chitchat.

Currently, it’s bathing beauty time – pool time – Play time. And inside – naturally – nap time.

3:52 Currently – jordan’s making a huge fruit salad while Michele munches on some fried pickles jeff made. That’s the extent of the excitement.